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Title: Predictions for 2019
Post by: nddons on December 31, 2018, 08:43:54 AM
Let’s have some fun. Post your prediction(s) for 2019.  Here are mine:

1.  Given a taste of power by recapturing the House, 2019 will have the leftists become even more unhinged, unstable, and violent than we have seen since the 1960s.

2.  Ruth Bader Ginsburg will assume room temperature in 2019, and Trump’s nomination and subsequent hearings for her successor will make the Kavanaugh hearings look like a junior high musical.

Go.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on December 31, 2018, 08:47:46 AM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will announce her plans to run for President in 2020.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on December 31, 2018, 08:50:24 AM
President Trump will rename "ObamaCare" to "TrumpCare", and Pelosi and Schumer will introduce legislation to repeal it.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Anthony on December 31, 2018, 08:52:27 AM
Barack Obama will come out of the closet as GAY, and Richard Branson as his boyfriend.

It will be revealed Michelle Obama is actually married to Valerie Jarrett.

Hillary will corner the market on Chardonnay.

Al Gore, John Kerry, and John Edwards will announce a run for Hypocrite of the Year.

Paul Ryan will reveal he was actually a boyhood acting star who played Eddie Munster, on "The Munsters". 

The Stock Markets will rebound.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: ShamaLamaDingDong on December 31, 2018, 09:23:56 AM
Lucifer will run for the President and ShamaLama will vote for him!!!

Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Number7 on December 31, 2018, 12:01:01 PM
Due to a wardrobe malfunction at the Oscars, the person who calls himself michelle obama will be outed as a transvestite and immediately blame President Donald Trump for the failure of his overworked seams, thus touching off a year long court battle as michael obama attempts to sue President Donald Trump for causing all of his stress.

hilary clinton will announce plans to run for president in 2020, appoint a campaign manager and demand $1 million dollars from each media organization that wishes to interview her. It will come out that she and a host of ugly women have been sexually involved since 1984, and that chelsea is actually the spawn of a martian that she mistook for female and ended getting knocked up by.

Donna Brazille will immediately sue the planet Mars for alienation fo affection and name President Donald Trump as a co-conspirator since it would never have come out had he not won the 2016 election.

steingar will quit the Spin Zone at least five times in 2019, citing his mammoth intelligence each time.

lizzy warren - lie-a-watha, will continue to say stupid things while waiting for the party to turn to her in their darkest hour and anoint her their candidate for 2020. Since the party can't go any lower, that day will never come.

POA will succumb to loss of membership and disappear from the internet. Several members of the management council will turn up here and demand that everybody be banned for intending to offend them sometime in 2019.

cnn will collapse from low viewership and file a legion of lawsuits against President Donald Trump for kicking their asses every time they got caught lying about him.

rachel maddow will announce her engagement to a lamp post and demand that everyone call them man and wife.

When ruth bader ginsberg dies of cancer the democratic (communist) party will sue President Donald Trump, accusing him of being pleased that she finally passed.

steingar will proclaim that Sarah Palin really did say the she could see russia from her house, proving that President Donald Trump really did collude to deny hilary her coronation. pmsnbc will run a series of documentaries exploring the destruction of freedom caused by President Donald Trump by winning all those frivolous lawsuits brought against him by communists (democrats).
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on December 31, 2018, 12:51:25 PM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will announce her plans to run for President in 2020.
Without realizing she is too young to do so and then ask SCOTUS to change the Constitution to allow it.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Number7 on December 31, 2018, 01:21:07 PM
Without realizing she is too young to do so and these ask SCOTUS to change the Constitution to allow it.

Nope.

She'll declare the constitution racist and run anyway and the supreme court will be too pussified to do anything about it.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Mr Pou on January 02, 2019, 07:33:19 AM
Lucifer will run for the President and ShamaLama will vote for him!!!

If you're going to drop in here and try to make a funny, it should at least be.....well......funny. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on January 02, 2019, 07:41:36 AM
If you're going to drop in here and try to make a funny, it should at least be.....well......funny. Just sayin'.

 It goes with his other supposed "humor".    ::)
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Anthony on January 02, 2019, 08:05:49 AM
It goes with his other supposed "humor".    ::)

What, no little school girl penis jokes?
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: ShamaLamaDingDong on January 04, 2019, 05:01:42 PM
What, no little school girl penis jokes?

Knock Knock
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on January 04, 2019, 05:21:31 PM
Nancy Pelosi will say she is President Trump’s equal according to the constitution. 

No, seriously.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: asechrest on January 05, 2019, 06:48:17 AM
What, no little school girl penis jokes?

School girls have penises? How progressive!
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Anthony on January 05, 2019, 06:53:10 AM
School girls have penises? How progressive!


Hey, if the shoe fits. 

Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Little Joe on January 05, 2019, 07:43:49 AM
I predict we will make substantial progress in the trade talks with China, but the Press will label it as a failure because Trump didn't get everything he wanted.

I predict that relations with N. Korea will somewhat normalize but the Press will claim that Trump didn't get full cooperation and complete and free access to their nuclear facilities.

I predict that Trump will settle for a lesser amount for his wall, and the wall won't be as big or as effective as Trump wants, and the press will say he failed again.
But even with the "failure" of the wall, Trump will succeed in reducing illegal immigration and increasing collateral savings (crime reduction, reduction of money sent to Mexico by the illegals, reduced welfare and social benefits to illegals, etc...) will more than pay for the wall, but the press will ridicule Trump because Mexico did not write a check.

I predict the economy will continue to expand beyond what Obama and the Dems said was possible, but the press will both claim we didn't get the full improvement trump promised and will simultaneously credit Obama and the new Democrat House for any future increases.

I predict that there will be a lot of progress on the economic and diplomatic fronts, but Trump will still be vilified by the press.

I predict that America WILL be GREAT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on January 14, 2019, 07:27:41 AM
Trump will have his third Supreme Court nomination by May of 2019.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Little Joe on January 14, 2019, 07:49:07 AM
Trump will have his third Supreme Court nomination by May of 2019.
We need an "I HOPE SO" button.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Anthony on January 14, 2019, 07:53:48 AM
A scandalous affair will come out between Barack Obama, and Richard Branson.  Michelle will divorce him, as while she knew it privately, the public shame will be unbearable.  She will then marry Valerie Jarrett. 
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Number7 on January 14, 2019, 08:04:10 AM
A scandalous affair will come out between Barack Obama, and Richard Branson.  Michelle will divorce him, as while she knew it privately, the public shame will be unbearable.  She will then marry Valerie Jarrett.

The person who calls himself michelle obama will be outed as a tranny and the entire democrat (communist) regime will go in spasms of hate at having people discover the truth and try to pass a law making it illegal to comment on michelle's penis problem.

They will then run him/her/it for president declaring that anyone who would dare vote for anyone else is to be outed and forced to work at starbuck's for the rest of their lives.

The decomposed body of Ruth Bader Ginsberg will be discovered when the stench of rotting flesh upsets the neighbors' cat. When President Donald Trump nominates a successor, that person will be assassinated as a warning against allowing the free exercise of presidential power.

The FBI will determine that Paul Manteforte was complicit in the assassination because he doesn't like hilary clinton, and that proves he did it. The investigation will take 21 seconds and be done thru examining old emails stolen by the communist chinese off of hilary's bathroom server.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on January 15, 2019, 05:47:13 PM
I have taken a great deal of solace in the fact that across the country, local news outlets usually report what actually happens in their area. Now Facebook wants to push in there. I predict an eventual stranglehold on the narrative at all levels except you talking to your neighbor, out of doors, in hushed tones.

https://apnews.com/5a70617ac06b4b65ad32dc2e4d372eed
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on January 17, 2019, 08:52:01 PM
Trump will have his third Supreme Court nomination by May of 2019.

Looks like this may happen before the end of January.   Rumor is RBG will retire this month.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Mr Pou on January 18, 2019, 05:40:49 AM
Looks like this may happen before the end of January.   Rumor is RBG will retire this month.

If this happens, this, along with his other positive actions may put him in the running as the best of the modern Presidents.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Lucifer on January 18, 2019, 06:43:46 AM
If this happens, this, along with his other positive actions may put him in the running as the best of the modern Presidents.

Reports are that she's in much worse condition than what's being told, and she now has pneumonia.

If she resigns next week, the liberal progressive meltdown will be epic indeed.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Number7 on January 18, 2019, 08:49:27 AM
If 24 million people are going to die because of the shutdown, how many more will die if President Donal Trump appoints another Supreme Court Justice?

At the rate communists (they call themselves democrats) are declaring people dead, will there be anyone left by 2020 to vote for their communist nominee?
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Old Crow on January 18, 2019, 05:48:07 PM
If 24 million people are going to die because of the shutdown, how many more will die if President Donal Trump appoints another Supreme Court Justice?

At the rate communists (they call themselves democrats) are declaring people dead, will there be anyone left by 2020 to vote for their communist nominee?
But these deaths just guarantee they vote Dim.
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Jim Logajan on January 18, 2019, 09:28:08 PM
But these deaths just guarantee they vote Dim.

Are you saying the dead will vote Democrat?
The Cermak/Daley machine lives again!!
Title: Re: Predictions for 2019
Post by: Steingar on January 19, 2019, 12:53:19 PM
I predict more of the same dysfunction in Washington.