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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:39:05 AM »
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders’ fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Bernie Sanders fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a Bernie Sanders fan?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a conservative.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a conservative.

Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom’s a conservative, and my dad’s a conservative, so I’m a conservative.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

Little Johnny replied, “A Bernie Sanders’ fan.”

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:35:23 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:34:06 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 03, 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.


As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.


Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.


While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.


Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.


As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.


‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said.


He whirled around and screamed, ‘ GOOD GRIEF- WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?’

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 02, 2019, 03:26:44 AM »
A fireman looked out the firehouse window and noticed a little boy playing on the sidewalk. He had small ladders hung on the side of his little red wagon, and a garden hose coiled up in it. He was wearing a fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so that the dog could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was really cute, so he went out and told the little boy what a great looking fire truck he had. As he did, he noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles. The fireman said, "Son, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire company or anything, but I think if you would tie that rope around the dog's neck you would go faster.

" Maybe so," said the little boy, "but then I'd lose my siren!"

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 21, 2019, 08:05:51 PM »
 A male student asked his English teacher,
“What is the definition of a dilemma?"
The professor said, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to
illustrate that.”
“Imagine that you are lying in a big bed with a beautiful aroused
naked young woman on one side and an excited gay man on the other.”



“Who are you going to turn your back on???

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 So how long will it take the democrats to trash her out?


https://fox40.com/2019/03/19/shes-38-a-mother-of-2-latina-and-the-new-leader-of-californias-republican-party/

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SACRAMENTO -- California is a Democratic stronghold, with supermajorities in the Senate and Assembly, a Democratic governor and big congressional wins in last year's midterm elections.

But there was a time when the Golden State wasn't so deeply blue.

California birthed two Republican presidents, Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon, and in more recent memory, voters twice elected Republican Arnold Swarzeneggar to be governor.

But as the saying goes, that was then and this is now.

Now, only one out of every four voters in California identifies as Republican. That's something that's going to change according to the GOP's new leader in California -- Jessica Patterson.

Patterson is the newly-elected chair of the California Republican Party. She's a fresh face many feel will help revamp a party in decline in the state.

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Spin Zone / Re: Polling Data Shows Trump More Popular in NY than AOC
« on: March 20, 2019, 05:45:00 AM »
Obviously fake news........  ::)

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Spin Zone / Re: You Can Stick a Fork in FOXNEWS
« on: March 19, 2019, 04:07:32 PM »
My wife like’s “The Five”.  I watch “Special Report”, that's about it.

 I can't watch the five because of that moron Juan Williams.

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Spin Zone / Re: TDS thread
« on: March 16, 2019, 01:47:39 PM »
I’m coloring in adult coloring books these days. No not that kind of “adult”. Just really finely detailed pictures. I use colored pencils. It’s relaxing.

Oh, I have the adult ones!  Much more fun!

I’m still looking for the “Pearl Jam” pencil though.

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Spin Zone / Re: Will American Jews continue to vote democrat?
« on: March 15, 2019, 06:31:39 AM »
But the only R who will really matter in 2020 is Trump. And if someone from that wing gets the D nomination, the voting public is likely to elect him or her just to get rid of Trump. Therein lies the real danger, I think.

 Elections don't work like that.

 The key to every election is message.   A candidate has to have a message that resonates with voters.  2016 was a perfect example.

 Here we had the heir apparent, HRC, who was heavily favored to win.  She had the backing of democrats, progressives and the media.  She was so sure of winning she didn't bother to actively campaign.  After all, it was "in the bag".

 Trump had a message, one that attracted voters.  He stayed on message to the ultimate win.   Go back through elections in the 20th and 21st century and you will see this played out time and time again. 

 Right now the message from the progressives are "open borders, more taxes, more social spending, free healthcare and suppression of anyone who disagrees".   No clear message, and not one that mainstream Americans want to get behind.  Their other message is "we hate Trump".   That too will get them nowhere.

 Trump still has a solid base and is getting results.  This is huge to mainstream America.  The booming economy is also a big plus.   The progressives realize that one or two things must happen to defeat Trump in 2020, the first is separating him from his base and the second is a failed economy.   They have tried over and over to separate the base and it hasn't worked.  And the economy is robust.

 An election where the minority of alt left radical progressives taking control and using a weak message of "hate Trump" to get a democrat elected won't happen, thus why we see what is going on right now.

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Spin Zone / Re: Helllooo. Is anyone there?
« on: March 06, 2019, 06:16:41 PM »
I’m thinking Lucifer is in love with AOC and he didn’t want his girlfriend getting ridiculed.   


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Spin Zone / Re: Green New Deal
« on: March 06, 2019, 02:03:52 PM »
Whomever is pulling her strings wants the U.S. economy to tank maybe to devalue the dollar for currency manipulation.  Who knows.

There are two distinct ways to defeat Trump in 2020:

1) Seperate him from his base, or

2) Have the economy go into the toilet.

 We are watching both of those items in play.

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