We took a flight to Cayman Is last month, and my wife was complaining about the trip time. I told her the Bonanza was faster, and she said 'bovine scatology' or words to that effect.

So, when we get there, and sat down with a beer I told her that from the time we left the house, to the time we cleared customs in Georgetown, it was 11:38 by comm, and none of that was discretionary, meaning we HAD to leave the house at 03:20 to reach the plane, or we would forfeit our tickets. However, we could hop in our plane, stop at the customs airport briefly on the way out, stop for gas in Cancun for an hour for gas and pee and we would still get in less than 11 hours. So, we could leave at 5:30 am and get in at 4:30 pm with no groping. Then coming home we could do the same thing. It would cost us about the same, maybe a bit less when we added in the airport parking, and the three tickets round trip.

Finally, a place to discuss what WE want.