PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on July 04, 2022, 06:56:17 AM
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Fuck all you commie liberal, assholes.
That is my message this Fourth.
You've had a free run pretending to be actual adults, not hypocritical, racist pigs. So fuck you all!
Tip #1: A “Happy Birthday America” Party
Long ago, while working in a New York City office, I wore a birthday hat all day at work on Christmas Eve Day. The Christians got it and were tickled. When my liberal co-workers asked whose birthday it was, I said, “It’s Jesus’ birthday.” They got really annoyed. That’s when it hit me: liberals are peeved when we celebrate all the things they hate, like Jesus and America.
(http://Tip# 5: Fireworks at Night
Nothing tops off a great Independence Day celebration like a night of fireworks. Sure, your local laws may require you to stop the barrage before midnight but I seem to recall Antifa prags and BLM flunkies burning our cities on July 4th of 2020. A few fireworks should be acceptable.)
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Tip #2: Get Yourself an American Flag
Nothing sets off a pinko like Old Glory. Flags are like sunshine to vampires Pelosi. I have one in my car so that passing commies will feel the pain. You can put a flag on your social media profiles too. It will keep Marxists from posting stupid things on your Facebook page like “Happy Native American Desecration Day.”
Remember what I said about hijacking the liberals’ rituals. Look, I’m doing it again.
Tip #3: BBQ Animals
This is important. You MUST BBQ at least three species. Many liberals only eat “food” meant for rabbits, and are easily repulsed by the sweet, lofting scent-sation of beef, pork, and chicken being grilled. It took mankind, (yes, I said mankind, suck on that too, libs!) many years to rise to the top of the food chain. Don’t be shy, eat everything you can before Bidenflation has us all eating Alpo. Bonus points if you shot or caught dinner yourself.
Tip #4: Country Music
You must blare country music. I prefer to open our yearly shebang by filling the neighborhood with Hank Jr’s “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight” as it sets the tone perfectly. I bring my stand-up comedy sound system outdoors. It is so loud it will drown out my libtard neighbor’s attempt to fight back by playing Beyonce on their iPhone.
Tip# 5: Fireworks at Night
Nothing tops off a great Independence Day celebration like a night of fireworks. Sure, your local laws may require you to stop the barrage before midnight but I seem to recall Antifa prags and BLM flunkies burning our cities on July 4th of 2020. A few fireworks should be acceptable.
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We have a c-nt neighbor that likes that act nice but call the cops every 4th of July for fireworks or township offices for other bullshit (like if you put up a shed without a permit; she asked about our new shed this year, but since I told her we replaced an existing shed, we didn't need a permit). Well, fuck her. Fireworks are legal on the 4th this year. And since my sons' birthday is tomorrow, we usually celebrate today. We just got back from the fireworks store. Now only 11-12 hours for it to get dark enough.
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We have a c-nt neighbor that likes that act nice but call the cops every 4th of July for fireworks or township offices for other bullshit (like if you put up a shed without a permit; she asked about our new shed this year, but since I told her we replaced an existing shed, we didn't need a permit). Well, fuck her. Fireworks are legal on the 4th this year. And since my sons' birthday is tomorrow, we usually celebrate today. We just got back from the fireworks store. Now only 11-12 hours for it to get dark enough.
If you really want to fix her ass, drop a bag of fireworks into her back yard and call it in.
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If you really want to fix her ass, drop a bag of fireworks into her back yard and call it in.
Thought about it. But she is always sitting on the front porch watching the neighborhood, and her backyard isn't easily accessible with her layout. And the sheriff isn't responding to fireworks calls this year. My neighbor is a sheriff and he told me unless it causes a fire or injury, it's a "sorry, they are legal in your township and nothing we can do." I could set off firecrackers every few minutes in the road in front of her house....
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I am so glad we moved into a place where there are no libtard assholes like that. All our neighbors are red blooded Americans, or if not, they stay quiet about it. Also I will NEVER again live within city limits that have all kinds of ordinances. In our neighborhood people understand basic human courtesy and don't need to call the police on each other. Nobody cares if we put up a shed because we have enough lot size to not be living on top of each other, and everyone here is a productive citizen with need for sheds and shops because we actually do stuff like produce oil and energy that the urban useless morons have no idea where it comes from. We are the productive class the Democrats HATE yet cannot survive without. And my family wonders why I won't move back east.
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We have a c-nt neighbor that likes that act nice but call the cops every 4th of July for fireworks or township offices for other bullshit (like if you put up a shed without a permit; she asked about our new shed this year, but since I told her we replaced an existing shed, we didn't need a permit). Well, fuck her. Fireworks are legal on the 4th this year. And since my sons' birthday is tomorrow, we usually celebrate today. We just got back from the fireworks store. Now only 11-12 hours for it to get dark enough.
Light 'er up!!!
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Asking for a friend... do you think most people could tell the difference between a firework and a gunshot?
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Asking for a friend... do you think most people could tell the difference between a firework and a gunshot?
Not in Kalifornia.
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Well, I live in the liberal nightmare of Idaho where it's legal and encouraged to do whatever you want. Right now, my street looks and sounds like a war zone. The towns all put on their own fireworks show, but many (most?) people just put on their own show out in the street. :D Many flags and all I could smell was BBQ. :)