Channeling her inner chuck schumer, alexandria occassio cortez responded to news that the rightful PRESIDENT, Doneld Trump won the CPAC straw poll, garnering 60% of the votes cast.
For Never Trump, faux conservatives, the news that congress is being asked to take such draconian measures is WELCOME news.
chuck schumer has sternly warned FoxNews to, "AVOID broadcasting any of the facts surrounding Trump's racist victory in the racist CPAC, racist straw, racist poll."
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-proposes-ban-on-straws-after-learning-trump-won-straw-pollFollowing former President Donald Trump's overwhelming victory in CPAC's straw poll for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proposed legislation that would impose a nationwide ban on the use of straws.
"This poll shows straws are a threat to our democracy!" Ocasio-Cortez said in a statement to the media. "If straws are supporting Donald Trump and his dangerous ‘MAGA' movement, then they have no business being in public circulation, let alone voting for President!"
"Plus, they outnumber humans, like, 2 to 1. That's scary!"
The straw poll, conducted at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, showed Trump garnering a commanding 60% of the votes cast. This resulted in immediate calls from Democrats to subject straws to even heavier regulation.https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-proposes-ban-on-straws-after-learning-trump-won-straw-poll