Post by: Rush on October 31, 2021, 02:04:27 PM
Post by: Jim Logajan on October 31, 2021, 02:07:33 PM
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Post by: Little Joe on October 31, 2021, 02:42:43 PM
Small humans in various disguises are going to come to my house and promise to prank me unless I give them individually packaged pieces of solid matter containing the poisonous chemical C 12 H 22 O 11.I rarely get trick or treaters so I stopped buying stuff for them. But if any do come by the house, (and ONLY if they have their parents with them), I have about a hundred of those little airline type bottles of various types of adult beverages in them. I wonder how that will go over? I'll be handing them to the parents to do with as they please.
Post by: bflynn on October 31, 2021, 03:20:14 PM
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on October 31, 2021, 03:24:08 PM
Post by: texasag93 on October 31, 2021, 03:31:40 PM
I rarely get trick or treaters so I stopped buying stuff for them. But if any do come by the house, (and ONLY if they have their parents with them), I have about a hundred of those little airline type bottles of various types of adult beverages in them. I wonder how that will go over? I'll be handing them to the parents to do with as they please.
You should get a couple of strippers in your house with that kind of thinking.
If you do, PM me your address and I will show up with my kids.
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Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on October 31, 2021, 04:08:02 PM
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Post by: nddons on October 31, 2021, 04:17:15 PM
You should get a couple of strippers in your house with that kind of thinking.Post of the day sir!
If you do, PM me your address and I will show up with my kids.
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Post by: nddons on October 31, 2021, 04:26:22 PM
Post by: Rush on October 31, 2021, 04:39:09 PM
Our lights are off. I have a 300’ lane, and several years ago when I saw parents driving kids up our driveway, that was the end of trick or treating. Seriously, you can’t make the kids earn it by walking a football field? Are we that soft now?
We lived somewhere once where there were long driveways all on steep hills. The parents drove all the kids around the neighborhood.
Post by: jb1842 on October 31, 2021, 04:54:09 PM
Post by: Jim Logajan on October 31, 2021, 04:55:02 PM
We got so many kids last year we ran out of candy. But we were new to the neighborhood. So this year we loaded up. I dread to think what will happen to my weight if we don’t get as many kids as last year.
Post by: Rush on October 31, 2021, 05:26:25 PM
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Post by: nddons on October 31, 2021, 05:42:26 PM
It’s 32° here. Last year was 20° warmer. First few groups of hoodlums, most under 10. One group had a parent escorting in a pickup, but the kids were walking.“Physician, heal thyself.”
We got so many kids last year we ran out of candy. But we were new to the neighborhood. So this year we loaded up. I dread to think what will happen to my weight if we don’t get as many kids as last year.
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Post by: Bamaflyer on October 31, 2021, 06:18:20 PM
Our lights will be off tonight, but I tried to go buy some last minute candy just in case. Everybody is out of everything, including the regular candy. I guess I’ll just have to say “Sorry, Biden screwed the supply chain and therefore there’s no candy”.
You can’t wait the day of to buy. I already had two big bags, but needed to pick up a few things at our Neighborhood WalMart (grocery store separate from the big WM stores) and they had plenty this afternoon. Grabbed a few more bags as we’re new to the neighborhood. Probably 75-100 kids, and one stinking cigarette breath woman with a fucking bag. Gave her candy but was tempted to tell her to get lost.