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Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: President-Elect Bob Noel on July 18, 2023, 08:54:06 AM

Title: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on July 18, 2023, 08:54:06 AM
It used to be called synchronized swimming, not it's called artistic swimming.  And now men will be competing in the "sport" in the next year's summer olympics.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought I was reading babylonbee and/or it's April 1, but nope, it was the stalwart of journalistic integrity AP.

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Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on July 18, 2023, 09:05:17 AM
Everything must be subjective, unless your subjective doesn’t please them. Then you’re objectively wrong. And that “sport” is the most boring ever to watch. With the possible exception of water polo.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on July 18, 2023, 09:08:03 AM
.. And that “sport” is the most boring ever to watch. ...

I wouldn't know.  I won't ever know.  I won't ever watch "artistic swimming", so I hwill never ave a way of assessing how boring.  (but I admit that I can't imagine it being more boring than watching golf)

Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Lucifer on July 18, 2023, 09:10:29 AM
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1680344195868016640
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: jb1842 on July 18, 2023, 09:16:23 AM
I hate synchronized swimming. My country club has a swim/synchro team for the kids. Almost all the girls 10 and under are on the synchro team. All they do in the pool is practice, even though practice is everyday before the pool opens to the members. It's annoying. Especially when it's slow and the lifeguards play their music to practice to, over and over and over. I really hate most things that are "artistic" to be honest.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: texasag93 on July 18, 2023, 10:28:33 AM
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Number7 on July 18, 2023, 10:41:15 AM
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1680344195868016640

That sport is custom made for democrat men.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Little Joe on July 18, 2023, 12:03:10 PM
That sport is custom made for democrat men.
I kind of like watching women in bathing suits.  I guess that makes me a Democrat.
What does that make Republican men?
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Number7 on July 18, 2023, 12:23:32 PM
I kind of like watching women in bathing suits.  I guess that makes me a Democrat.
What does that make Republican men?

If you are referring to rhinos, then The answer is pussies.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Little Joe on July 18, 2023, 12:35:43 PM
If you are referring to rhinos, then The answer is pussies.
So Democrats and pussy RHINOs like to watch women in bathing suits, but REAL Republican men don't?

Sure, I'd rather be watching them out of their bathing suits rather than in them, but I'm surprised to find out that REAL republicans don't.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on July 18, 2023, 12:36:41 PM
I kind of like watching women in bathing suits.  I guess that makes me a Democrat.
What does that make Republican men?
The sport Number 7 was referring to is Finnish dressage. Not done in bathing suits. See the link posted by Lucifer.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 18, 2023, 01:11:43 PM
I hate synchronized swimming. My country club has a swim/synchro team for the kids. Almost all the girls 10 and under are on the synchro team. All they do in the pool is practice, even though practice is everyday before the pool opens to the members. It's annoying. Especially when it's slow and the lifeguards play their music to practice to, over and over and over. I really hate most things that are "artistic" to be honest.

I like to watch synchronized swimming, but it’s always been on TV and never in real life in an actual pool getting in my way or annoying me.  I certainly oppose renaming it. Why the hell do we have to rename everything? What’s wrong with “synchronized”?  That’s what it is.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Little Joe on July 18, 2023, 01:52:21 PM
I like to watch synchronized swimming, but it’s always been on TV and never in real life in an actual pool getting in my way or annoying me.  I certainly oppose renaming it. Why the hell do we have to rename everything? What’s wrong with “synchronized”?  That’s what it is.
I missed that video because I tend not to follow links that don't have any comment from the poster explaining why I should click on it.
But because you mentioned it, I did.  I wish I didn't.  I only watched a few seconds of it, and after exclaiming WTF is that, I stopped it.  I'm going back to not clicking on links without some supporting reason.

#7 might be right if he was talking about THAT video.  Only Democrat Pussies would watch that.

But I thought the thread was about the sport formerly knows as "synchronized swimming".  I have no problem watching that.  I'm amazed at some of the things they do.  Bathing suit or not.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Anthony on July 18, 2023, 01:59:26 PM
I missed that video because I tend not to follow links that don't have any comment from the poster explaining why I should click on it.
But because you mentioned it, I did.  I wish I didn't.  I only watched a few seconds of it, and after exclaiming WTF is that, I stopped it.  I'm going back to not clicking on links without some supporting reason.

#7 might be right if he was talking about THAT video.  Only Democrat Pussies would watch that.

But I thought the thread was about the sport formerly knows as "synchronized swimming".  I have no problem watching that.  I'm amazed at some of the things they do.  Bathing suit or not.

The girls in the video look mentally ill.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 18, 2023, 02:36:57 PM
I missed that video because I tend not to follow links that don't have any comment from the poster explaining why I should click on it.
But because you mentioned it, I did.  I wish I didn't.  I only watched a few seconds of it, and after exclaiming WTF is that, I stopped it.  I'm going back to not clicking on links without some supporting reason.

#7 might be right if he was talking about THAT video.  Only Democrat Pussies would watch that.

But I thought the thread was about the sport formerly knows as "synchronized swimming".  I have no problem watching that.  I'm amazed at some of the things they do.  Bathing suit or not.

What video?  Did I mention a video?
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Number7 on July 18, 2023, 03:28:17 PM
The sport Number 7 was referring to is Finnish dressage. Not done in bathing suits. See the link posted by Lucifer.

joe needs to stop being such a pussy.

It is pathetic, and makes you fat.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 18, 2023, 05:25:02 PM
The girls in the video look mentally ill.

What video?  Are you talking about the girls on hobby horses?  They’re Finnish. That’s the way Fins are.

Watch the series “Deadwind”.  They’re exactly like that.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: nddons on July 18, 2023, 06:17:47 PM
The sport Number 7 was referring to is Finnish dressage. Not done in bathing suits. See the link posted by Lucifer.
That can’t possibly be real. I expected to see John Belushi and Dan Akroid doing that.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Little Joe on July 18, 2023, 07:07:40 PM
What video?  Did I mention a video?
I must have hit "quote" on the wrong post.  I meant to quote Becky.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 19, 2023, 04:22:18 AM
I must have hit "quote" on the wrong post.  I meant to quote Becky.

Ah.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 19, 2023, 04:24:31 AM
That can’t possibly be real. I expected to see John Belushi and Dan Akroid doing that.

Apparently it’s real.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Username on July 19, 2023, 06:31:49 AM
But I thought the thread was about the sport formerly knows as "synchronized swimming".  I have no problem watching that.  I'm amazed at some of the things they do.  Bathing suit or not.
I think that synchronized swimming without bathing suits would be fun to watch.  Unless there's "men" on the team.  EECH.

My niece was on a synchronized swim team.  Really hard to see what was going on since very little was going on above the water.  And it was all too far away.  Now when synchronized goes full Ziegfeld, that might be fun.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: Rush on July 19, 2023, 06:40:16 AM
I think that synchronized swimming without bathing suits would be fun to watch.  Unless there's "men" on the team.  EECH.

My niece was on a synchronized swim team.  Really hard to see what was going on since very little was going on above the water.  And it was all too far away.  Now when synchronized goes full Ziegfeld, that might be fun.

It’s good when they have underwater cameras.
Title: Re: "Artistic Swimming"
Post by: jb1842 on July 19, 2023, 08:17:55 AM
I think that synchronized swimming without bathing suits would be fun to watch.  Unless there's "men" on the team.  EECH.

My niece was on a synchronized swim team.  Really hard to see what was going on since very little was going on above the water.  And it was all too far away.  Now when synchronized goes full Ziegfeld, that might be fun.

You just need to google nude yoga.