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« on: September 20, 2018, 12:52:47 PM »
So here's the game: Prof Ford's handlers will "agree" for her to testify next Thursday, under certain terms.
So guess what happens next week? Yep, about Weds she will give another excuse, and request to move the date again.
So fuckin' lame.
But I found this to be funny:
"Local police, how can we assist you?"
"Umm... I'd like to report an attempted rape."
"Yes, Ma'am. When did this take place?"
"Oh, I dunno, maybe 36 years ago. Maybe 37."
".... 36 years?"
"Yeah. Maybe 37."
"Uh, okay. So where did it take place?"
"Umm... at a party."
"Where was the party?"
"Umm... I don't really remember."
"Were you drinking?"
"One beer."
"And you don't remember where it was?"
"No."
"Well, okay. Who attacked you?"
"That lying, sleazy Brett Kavanaugh."
"The judge?"
"Yep."
"Wow, that's quite the accusation. Can you come down to the station and swear out a complaint?"
"No."
"No? Why not?"
"You guys need to do a complete investigation first. Then I'll give you a statement."
"You want what?"
"I want you to investigate it, top to bottom, and start to finish. Then I'll think about signing a complaint."
"Ma'am, have you been doing drugs?"
click...............