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Spin Zone / Re: Happy New Year
« on: December 31, 2018, 08:48:47 AM »
I don't have an identity. None at all, self or otherwise. 
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Spin Zone / Re: Happy New Year
« on: December 31, 2018, 08:35:57 AM »
I self identify as a 17 year old. My wife commits a crime every time she kisses me.
Happy New Year everyone - here's to a better year than last.
Happy New Year everyone - here's to a better year than last.
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Spin Zone / Re: climatologist counters climate-disaster predictions with sea-level report
« on: December 28, 2018, 01:50:12 PM »
Steingar will be along shortly to ridicule Curry and her “ilk” for not understanding the science of global warming.
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Spin Zone / Re: America’s oldest living WWII veteran has just died in Texas at 112
« on: December 28, 2018, 07:28:47 AM »
I followed him in the news, a great gentleman.
And speaking of cigars and longevity. When George Burns was well into his 90's, he was a guest on Johnny Carson. Of course George was smoking a cigar.
Johnny: "George, you smoke several of those a day?"
George: "Yes, yes I do"
Johnny: "What does your doctor say about that?"
George: "I dunno, he's dead."
And speaking of cigars and longevity. When George Burns was well into his 90's, he was a guest on Johnny Carson. Of course George was smoking a cigar.
Johnny: "George, you smoke several of those a day?"
George: "Yes, yes I do"
Johnny: "What does your doctor say about that?"
George: "I dunno, he's dead."
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Spin Zone / Re: Trump does an about face
« on: December 21, 2018, 08:41:27 AM »Aren't you presuming mikey was ever right about anything?
LOL! No!
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Spin Zone / Re: Trump Foundation dissolved
« on: December 19, 2018, 01:42:46 PM »https://d3ks2wbe7mmno4.cloudfront.net/public/album_photo/1e/93/0b/c1b1b4b955b44e1bdfae2d7e9d24272b.jpgSpot fucking on. I’m stealing that one.
Triggering the pansy leftist in one... two... three...
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Spin Zone / Re: Florida Teacher Diane Tirado Was Fired For Giving Zeros To Students That Failed
« on: December 17, 2018, 09:13:09 PM »I don't know. Ask my girlfriend.
As soon as you re-inflate her, I promise to ask.
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Spin Zone / Re: Boy Scouts, as seen by Mike Rowe
« on: December 17, 2018, 06:46:00 PM »All I can say is if the scouts would have made me anything like you guys I am forever grateful to the all-father Odin I stayed well clear.
You would have been a major failure as a scout, for sure.
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A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent.
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Spin Zone / Re: What DID Timmy See?
« on: December 13, 2018, 03:43:52 PM »
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
"HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you . . . you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
"HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you . . . you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Spin Zone / Re: What DID Timmy See?
« on: December 13, 2018, 12:55:25 PM »
An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas...flew B-29's in WWII and later in the Korean conflict, worked as a flight instructor, gave rides to hundreds & retired flying for an airline.
Yeah, I'd say I am a pilot.'
He asks, "What about you, Missy"?
She said, 'Well, I'm a lesbian and I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence...
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas...flew B-29's in WWII and later in the Korean conflict, worked as a flight instructor, gave rides to hundreds & retired flying for an airline.
Yeah, I'd say I am a pilot.'
He asks, "What about you, Missy"?
She said, 'Well, I'm a lesbian and I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence...
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Spin Zone / Re: Black South African Politician Urges Followers to 'Kill Whites'
« on: December 13, 2018, 11:30:52 AM »
People here will shoot back. They know that. That is why they want to end legal gun ownership. That's the only remaining difference.
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Spin Zone / Re: My Governor
« on: October 27, 2018, 12:31:57 PM »
Kasich is a HYPOCRITE CLOWN. Still hasn't gotten over being beaten by Trump.