PILOT SPIN

Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Jaybird180 on June 28, 2021, 06:46:17 AM

Title: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Jaybird180 on June 28, 2021, 06:46:17 AM




Read here (https://www.avweb.com/aviation-news/faa-urged-to-do-gender-neutral-rewrite/?MailingID=648&utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Virgin+Galactic+Go+For+Passengers%2C+777X+Certification+Delay&utm_campaign=Virgin+Galactic+Go+For+Passengers%2C+777X+Certification+Delay-Monday%2C+June+28%2C+2021)

Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Rush on June 28, 2021, 07:32:34 AM
Good God. The world has gone insane.

“Dominantly male nomenclature“ is only a problem for people who can’t grasp the linguistic concept that the term “man” and all relating pronouns can refer to all humankind, as in “mankind”.

They want to use “drone” for unmanned aircraft? Why not just call them “unpeopled”?

Anyway, it will not “build a more inclusive aviation community” because calling an aircraft without a human pilot “unmanned” is hardly what puts women off wanting to be pilots. Maybe it’s more because they have way less testosterone and aren’t organically as adventurous.  I guess we can’t have that, that would be admitting men and women are actually different from each other.

And who the hell has a problem with “cockpit”?  How is that sexist? Other than having one’s mind in the gutter as to why it’s called that, which is isn’t. Unless you have a problem with cock fights (the kind using poultry) being amongst only male birds.

https://generalaviationnews.com/2020/09/21/why-is-the-cockpit-called-the-cockpit/
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Username on June 28, 2021, 08:18:40 AM
I just can't wrap my mind around the concept that my 170 now has a flight deck.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2021, 08:35:28 AM
I just can't wrap my mind around the concept that my 170 now has a flight deck.

 Maybe we should call it a "box office"????
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Jim Logajan on June 28, 2021, 08:45:58 AM
Piloting is primarily a mental task, so instead of “airman” I propose “airhead”.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on June 28, 2021, 08:48:06 AM
Time for my biannual reminder that I love men and appreciate them because they are different from me. And they help us all, together, make the world a better place. We all know the desolation wrought by the absence of a father when children are growing up. What the fuck about the generic use of “man” is so hard for spoiled solipsists to understand?

Watch “The Crossing,” about Washington’s desperate move in the Battle of Trenton. Show me 2,000 women who would be willing to doggedly march straight into grisly hand-to-hand combat for the idea of freedom.

I love men. That is all.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on June 28, 2021, 08:48:45 AM
Piloting is primarily a mental task, so instead of “airman” I propose “airhead”.

Agreed!!!! Hahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Little Joe on June 28, 2021, 09:32:42 AM
It is obvious, even without any sort of facts, that this decision was not rationally thought out.

Rather than ban "cock" pit, how about we just call it a cunt-pit or a P-pit, if a woman is in command?

But more seriously, do they even know what a "drone" is?

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Definition of drone

 (Entry 1 of 3)
1 : a stingless male bee (as of the honeybee) that has the role of mating with the queen and does not gather nectar or pollen
2 : one that lives on the labors of others : parasite
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/drone

So the only thing a drone is good for is fucking the queen.  Is that worse than a cock?

Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Number7 on June 28, 2021, 09:47:38 AM
Liberalism is a mental disorder rapidly becoming a mental crisis.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on June 28, 2021, 09:53:44 AM
It is obvious, even without any sort of facts, that this decision was not rationally thought out.

Rather than ban "cock" pit, how about we just call it a cunt-pit or a P-pit, if a woman is in command?

But more seriously, do they even know what a "drone" is?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/drone

So the only thing a drone is good for is fucking the queen.  Is that worse than a cock?
Lol. Well researched!
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Rush on June 28, 2021, 10:38:08 AM
It is obvious, even without any sort of facts, that this decision was not rationally thought out.

Rather than ban "cock" pit, how about we just call it a cunt-pit or a P-pit, if a woman is in command?

But more seriously, do they even know what a "drone" is?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/drone

So the only thing a drone is good for is fucking the queen.  Is that worse than a cock?

You win the Internet today!
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: iryan on June 30, 2021, 05:35:52 AM
We can't even say ladies and gentleman during the boarding welcome. Good to know all of our problems are solved so we can focus on this bs. /s
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on June 30, 2021, 07:49:59 AM
We can't even say ladies and gentleman during the boarding welcome. Good to know all of our problems are solved so we can focus on this bs. /s
What are you allowed to say - “Hey youz guys.  Listen up homeys.”?
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: bflynn on June 30, 2021, 08:02:54 AM
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Obvious sticking points like “airman” and “cockpit” would be replaced by the obvious “flight deck” and slightly less obvious “aviator.”

Strange that they aren't aware that "aviator" is a strictly male term.  Aviatrix is the proper term for the female version of an aviator.

Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on June 30, 2021, 08:09:23 AM
Strange that they aren't aware that "aviator" is a strictly male term.  Aviatrix is the proper term for the female version of an aviator.
Meh. Apparently there’s no such thing as an actress any more. I hear they are all now called actors.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Rush on June 30, 2021, 08:54:05 AM
Meh. Apparently there’s no such thing as an actress any more. I hear they are all now called actors.

Sexist!
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Number7 on June 30, 2021, 09:35:36 AM
Liberals are stupid.
Face it.
It’s true.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: iryan on June 30, 2021, 11:30:20 AM
What are you allowed to say - “Hey youz guys.  Listen up homeys.”?
It's just a generic welcome from the flight deck. dumb as Hell.
Title: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on June 30, 2021, 02:19:37 PM
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Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on June 30, 2021, 02:21:36 PM
Sexist!
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Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Bamaflyer on June 30, 2021, 03:12:20 PM
Maybe we should call it a "box office"????

When I flew with an airline, had a scheduled flight to a city that another of our planes doing a charter from. The flight crew were both ladies and I knew the Capt well. They were taxing out as we taxied in. On company frequency I asked if they called it a cockpit, she replies negative, it’s a box office. Doubt we could get away with it in today’s nutty world. Someone would’ve been offended.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Number7 on June 30, 2021, 03:27:52 PM
Frustrated Women Demand Trans Women In Public Restrooms Stop Leaving The Toilet Seat Up

(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-8938-1.jpg)

The guy who calls himself michelle obama must have been there.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Jaybird180 on July 14, 2021, 10:51:18 AM
Strange that they aren't aware that "aviator" is a strictly male term.  Aviatrix is the proper term for the female version of an aviator.
Too much like Dominatrix if you ask me.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on July 21, 2021, 03:51:50 AM
21 July 2021 dilbert...

Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Mr Pou on July 21, 2021, 04:31:32 AM
Too much like Dominatrix if you ask me.

And the problem is?   ;)
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Rush on July 21, 2021, 04:58:22 AM
And the problem is?   ;)

Speaking of Dominatrixes, back before we got married, my husband (then fiancé) owned a rental house. One day I went with him to collect the rent from his tenant. When we rang the bell she answered in full leather dominatrix outfit carrying a whip, AND there was a huge boa constrictor lounging along several of the living room walls. Now that is kinky! He did know she had a pet boa constrictor but not about the rest.
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: nddons on July 21, 2021, 06:49:09 AM
Speaking of Dominatrixes, back before we got married, my husband (then fiancé) owned a rental house. One day I went with him to collect the rent from his tenant. When we rang the bell she answered in full leather dominatrix outfit carrying a whip, AND there was a huge boa constrictor lounging along several of the living room walls. Now that is kinky! He did know she had a pet boa constrictor but not about the rest.
Why does this not surprise me? 
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Anthony on July 21, 2021, 01:51:30 PM
Speaking of Dominatrixes, back before we got married, my husband (then fiancé) owned a rental house. One day I went with him to collect the rent from his tenant. When we rang the bell she answered in full leather dominatrix outfit carrying a whip, AND there was a huge boa constrictor lounging along several of the living room walls. Now that is kinky! He did know she had a pet boa constrictor but not about the rest.

Was her name Chloe?
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Rush on July 21, 2021, 02:27:13 PM
Was her name Chloe?

Oh god I have no idea what her name was. This was almost 40 years ago. But if memory serves I think she mumbled something about a costume party.  Ha!  Sure.  I really remember the snake. That thing was YUUUUGE!

Are you saying you know a Dominatrix named Chloe?  Now that wouldn’t surprise me.  ;D
Title: Re: Change Your Language- FAA Neuters all Troglodytes
Post by: Number7 on July 21, 2021, 07:16:07 PM
Oh god I have no idea what her name was. This was almost 40 years ago. But if memory serves I think she mumbled something about a costume party.  Ha!  Sure.  I really remember the snake. That thing was YUUUUGE!

Are you saying you know a Dominatrix named Chloe?  Now that wouldn’t surprise me.  ;D

She was one of his ex wives....