PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Rush on March 10, 2024, 05:22:59 AM
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https://twitter.com/JebraFaushay/status/1766800385816080623
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DIE was misspelled.
;)
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Kinda related:
https://twitter.com/TyTheFisch/status/1766272124296270222
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for those of us without twitter accounts, how about a summary?
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for those of us without twitter accounts, how about a summary?
The first was an airline commercial advertising its commitment to diversity and inclusion. Passengers are being seated while it’s announced that the captain is a “three foot transgender pansexual Native American man who identifies as a six foot tall Korean woman” whose epilepsy is triggered by the flashing cockpit lights. The flight ends predictably.
The second is Tyler Fischer (a comedian) stranded in San Francisco for real, but he’s walking through the terminal bitching about how they had to deplane because the engine wouldn’t start and now he’s going to miss his performances and he’s giving information about rescheduling them, but then says as he was exiting he peeked in the cockpit and saw the pilot was a woman, so wondered if there was a surgeon on board that could quick do a sexual transition and turn her into a man so they can take off.
Then he ranted about wheels flying off airplanes and doors popping out and fat people getting two seats. So he says they need to put fat people in a row with a door so when it pops off the fat person plugs it so the plane can still fly.