PILOT SPIN

Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Mase on August 18, 2023, 10:51:41 PM

Title: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Mase on August 18, 2023, 10:51:41 PM
For arresting him for flashing at his hotel window:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/andrew-collins-pilot-arrested-naked-hotel-room-window/
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 19, 2023, 04:12:36 AM
He should have got a lot more than that.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Bamaflyer on August 19, 2023, 06:23:50 AM
Man these United pilots lol

https://abc13.com/denver-colorado-pilot-ax-co/13668267/

Buddy of mine is a United pilot, I’m giving him shit about all this lol
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Little Joe on August 19, 2023, 06:31:18 AM
Man these United pilots lol

https://abc13.com/denver-colorado-pilot-ax-co/13668267/

Buddy of mine is a United pilot, I’m giving him shit about all this lol
I know your friend has seen this one:

Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 19, 2023, 06:35:28 AM
Man these United pilots lol

https://abc13.com/denver-colorado-pilot-ax-co/13668267/

Buddy of mine is a United pilot, I’m giving him shit about all this lol

Pilots are only human. Being blocked from getting out of a parking lot would push anyone’s buttons. Not saying he wasn’t wrong, he did damage property but I’d cut him some slack. It highlighted a chronic problem with the lot.  Maybe now it will be addressed and fixed.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Old Crow on August 19, 2023, 06:37:42 AM
DIA    Democrats In Action
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Username on August 19, 2023, 10:27:00 AM
Pilots are only human. Being blocked from getting out of a parking lot would push anyone’s buttons. Not saying he wasn’t wrong, he did damage property but I’d cut him some slack. It highlighted a chronic problem with the lot.  Maybe now it will be addressed and fixed.
I just wonder why he was driving around with an axe in his car.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 19, 2023, 10:47:32 AM
I just wonder why he was driving around with an axe in his car.

I drive around with a machete in my car.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Anthony on August 19, 2023, 11:17:43 AM
I have an old MP40 in my car and I always keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency.....
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Jim Logajan on August 19, 2023, 11:25:17 AM
I just wonder why he was driving around with an axe in his car.
If you have to axe....
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Bamaflyer on August 19, 2023, 02:18:50 PM
Texted my United buddy and ragged him. Then he tells me and his girlfriend are watching porn lol. Told him you should be making porn, not watching it! He’s such a slut!
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on August 20, 2023, 10:49:12 AM
I have an old MP40 in my car and I always keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency.....

Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Anthony on August 20, 2023, 11:37:48 AM


That's it!!!   ;D
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 20, 2023, 11:43:36 AM
That's it!!!   ;D

Okay, I was wondering how stupid I was going to look for asking what the feather reference meant.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Anthony on August 20, 2023, 11:45:26 AM
Okay, I was wondering how stupid I was going to look for asking what the feather reference meant.

Nobody picked up the other reference that I carry around A WWII era German submachine gun in my car.   ;D
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 20, 2023, 12:02:04 PM
Nobody picked up the other reference that I carry around A WWII era German submachine gun.   ;D

Doh!
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on August 20, 2023, 02:20:08 PM
Nobody picked up the other reference that I carry around A WWII era German submachine gun in my car.   ;D

Ok.  I’m not that proud.  Didn’t think about it
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Steingar on August 22, 2023, 10:56:56 AM
For a time Mrs. Steingar had a pet Cockatiel. One day the thing shook itself, and this giant cloud of feathers emerged and spread all over the place.  I of course said in my best Southern accent "I  keep all my feathers numbered in case of such an emergency".  It was funny.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 22, 2023, 11:32:28 AM
For a time Mrs. Steingar had a pet Cockatiel. One day the thing shook itself, and this giant cloud of feathers emerged and spread all over the place.  I of course said in my best Southern accent "I  keep all my feathers numbered in case of such an emergency".  It was funny.

My SIL keeps African Parrots. Those things are creepy intelligent.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on August 22, 2023, 02:59:11 PM
We currently have a cockatiel and a Sengal parrot.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2023, 03:38:48 PM
Guy goes in a pet store and buys a parrot. Takes it home, and immediately the parrot starts using vulgar language and insults. 

Day after day, every time he walks past the parrot, it hurls vulgar insults. 

Finally one day, this fellow can’t take it any longer.  As the parrot is hurling insults, the owner grabs him, opens the freezer door and shoves it in, and slams the door. 

After a few minutes, guilt overcomes the owner.  He walks over and opens the freezer door.  Amazingly the parrot calmly walks out, looks at the owner, and says

“Sir, I wish to apologize for my behavior.  I shall not use insults or vulgarities any longer in your home”

Then the parrot looks at the owner, and quietly ask “So, what did the Turkey do to anger you?”
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: nddons on August 22, 2023, 05:37:00 PM
My SIL keeps African Parrots. Those things are creepy intelligent.
There is a creeper guy in Warbirds camping at OSH that walks around with a damned bird on his shoulder.  It’s great when he walks through the food area at the Warbirds picnic, with birdshot down the back of his shirt.

I hate birds.

I’ll find a video of him. I have a friend, Jeff Kaney, who flew a MiG-17 at OSH, and well as an F-5. Bird man walks up into the interview and distracts Jeff as he’s talking. What a creeper.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: nddons on August 22, 2023, 06:18:31 PM
There is a creeper guy in Warbirds camping at OSH that walks around with a damned bird on his shoulder.  It’s great when he walks through the food area at the Warbirds picnic, with birdshot down the back of his shirt.

I hate birds.

I’ll find a video of him. I have a friend, Jeff Kaney, who flew a MiG-17 at OSH, and well as an F-5. Bird man walks up into the interview and distracts Jeff as he’s talking. What a creeper.
Here it is! 

https://youtu.be/JK2Fo2N9K1w
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: PeterNSteinmetz on August 22, 2023, 07:08:31 PM
Guy goes in a pet store and buys a parrot. Takes it home, and immediately the parrot starts using vulgar language and insults. 

Day after day, every time he walks past the parrot, it hurls vulgar insults. 

Finally one day, this fellow can’t take it any longer.  As the parrot is hurling insults, the owner grabs him, opens the freezer door and shoves it in, and slams the door. 

After a few minutes, guilt overcomes the owner.  He walks over and opens the freezer door.  Amazingly the parrot calmly walks out, looks at the owner, and says

“Sir, I wish to apologize for my behavior.  I shall not use insults or vulgarities any longer in your home”

Then the parrot looks at the owner, and quietly ask “So, what did the Turkey do to anger you?”
Good one Lucifer! I am copying it to FlyerForum.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 23, 2023, 03:20:37 AM
Here it is! 

https://youtu.be/JK2Fo2N9K1w

Wow, that’s bizarre.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Anthony on August 23, 2023, 03:35:55 AM
There is a creeper guy in Warbirds camping at OSH that walks around with a damned bird on his shoulder.  It’s great when he walks through the food area at the Warbirds picnic, with birdshot down the back of his shirt.

I hate birds.

I’ll find a video of him. I have a friend, Jeff Kaney, who flew a MiG-17 at OSH, and well as an F-5. Bird man walks up into the interview and distracts Jeff as he’s talking. What a creeper.

I love F-5s and MiG-17s! Saw the vid. Yeah, guy is creepy, especially with the bird. WTF? Thanks.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Username on August 23, 2023, 06:01:03 AM
Looks like he has a Warbirds of America "Support" ID badge.  Date on it is 2018.  Is that still valid?  And yeah, he's creepy.  Manages to make the interview all about him.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: nddons on August 23, 2023, 08:10:00 AM
Looks like he has a Warbirds of America "Support" ID badge.  Date on it is 2018.  Is that still valid?  And yeah, he's creepy.  Manages to make the interview all about him.
I think he’s in some maintenance role in the Warbirds area. I’d be shocked if it was anything related to aircraft, but maybe scooters, golf carts, building mx, etc. He was still around this year, with the requisite bird shit down his back.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 23, 2023, 08:54:59 AM
I think he’s in some maintenance role in the Warbirds area. I’d be shocked if it was anything related to aircraft, but maybe scooters, golf carts, building mx, etc. He was still around this year, with the requisite bird shit down his back.

Tropical birds must be like monkeys. You can’t potty train them because they have no instinct to care where the scent of their droppings goes because they evolved in jungle canopies where their poop falls to the ground far away so they just poop whenever.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Lucifer on August 23, 2023, 08:59:10 AM
Tropical birds must be like monkeys. You can’t potty train them because they have no instinct to care where the scent of their droppings goes because they evolved in jungle canopies where their poop falls to the ground far away so they just poop whenever.

  Kinda like San Francisco?
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Number7 on August 23, 2023, 04:08:02 PM
  Kinda like San Francisco?

Did the tropical storm wash away enough poop on the sidewalks to make it any safer to walk down the street open cali-forn-I-mex-I-co?
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Anthony on August 23, 2023, 04:35:59 PM
Tropical birds must be like monkeys. You can’t potty train them because they have no instinct to care where the scent of their droppings goes because they evolved in jungle canopies where their poop falls to the ground far away so they just poop whenever.

I hate Monkeys and Chimps, yes I know Chimps are Primates. They're all disgusting and dangerous.  Yuck!
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: Rush on August 23, 2023, 05:36:16 PM
I hate Monkeys and Chimps, yes I know Chimps are Primates. They're all disgusting and dangerous.  Yuck!

Chimps are assholes. Bonobos are cool. Orangutans are pretty cool too.
Title: Re: Denver to Pay Pilot $300k
Post by: nddons on August 23, 2023, 05:58:40 PM
Chimps are assholes. Bonobos are cool. Orangutans are pretty cool too.
Nope!  All those things are creepy. They are the equivalent to clowns in my eyes.