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Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Old Crow on November 19, 2018, 11:17:57 AM
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Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below...
~Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive.
I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my ass was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass!
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day! !!!! Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.~
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Gotta love the city government's humor or lack thereof.
https://patch.com/new-hampshire/concord-nh/nh-restaurant-pho-keene-greats-name-ruled-profane
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We have this place in our town:
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Looks like a fun place. :)
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Lucifer SO Funny!! ShamaLama!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2XaexGfpkg
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I loathe those two. And I don’t think they represent the whole party anymore.
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We laughed till tears came. Have a great weekend!
https://mobile.twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1083862024898002944
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^^^^^As an Eagles fan, I appreciate that!
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A man was dying, his brain was gone. The doc told the family (mixed libs and conservatives) that he needed a new brain. A conservative brain would cost $1,000.00 and a lib brain would cost $100,000.00. The libs were smug that a lib brain would cost so much and the conservatives asked why the difference in price. The doc replied that the lib brain had never been used.
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At a four way intersection four vehicles pulled up. One at each corner.
One vehicle was driven by the Easter Bunny. It was a yellow and pink carriage, pulled by six geese a laying.
One vehicle was driven by Santa Claus. Santa was driving a Sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer.
One vehicle was driven by a conservative democrat. The vehicle was a Toyota Camry.
The last vehicle was driven by a homeless, blind, bum, high on crack and waving an assault rifle around screaming obscenities and peeing his pants. It was a 1968 Mustang in perfect condition.
Now the question....
Which vehicle had the right of way?
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It was he vehiole driven by the homeless bum, because the first three don't exist.
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PERFECT!!!!!
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Effective!
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Effective!
Is that a joke or a truth?