PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on May 03, 2022, 05:58:51 AM
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If hypocrisy could fly, liberals would be Space Shuttles.
The Bee is a satire site, before any of you perpetually offended liberals start trying to fact check it.
Unconsolable wailing was heard across the country today as the left learned that there is a chance Roe v. Wade could be overturned, which would "lead to more babies being allowed to live."
The outcry from the left came after a leak from the Supreme Court indicated the justices drafted an opinion overturning Roe, stoking fears that millions more cute infants made in the image of God could be born instead of having their brains sucked out with a vacuum.
"Just picture all their cute little faces!" screamed pro-abortion protester Julia McDoubles as she held a sign reading "DOWN WITH THE BABIES" on the steps of the Supreme Court. "If Republicans had had their way over the past few decades, there'd be, like, 60 million more of the precious little darlings! We can't let this happen!"
"No more babies! No more babies!"
Ocasio-Cortez joined the protesters, crying outside the barricade surrounding the Supreme Court in a dress reading "KILL THE BABIES."
At publishing time, Republicans had told the nation's leftists to calm down, as there's "almost zero chance" they actually follow through on their promise to do something about abortion.
https://babylonbee.com/news/left-panics-that-millions-of-babies-might-live
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And just like that the billions of dollars being laundered through Ukraine is no longer news.
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Oh, I know what they should do - protest at the Court, have a bunch of inflammatory speeches, then hold an insurrection and storm the Court building.
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And just like that the billions of dollars being laundered through Ukraine is no longer news.
That was my first thought when I heard about this. What are they trying to deflect our attention from?
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Oh, I know what they should do - protest at the Court, have a bunch of inflammatory speeches, then hold an insurrection and storm the Court building.
Been there done that. 3 years ago.
https://youtu.be/IRnmnxVtDqg