PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on October 05, 2023, 06:08:21 AM
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...but... how would anyone tell the difference???
In an emergency, overnight referendum, the American people voted on Thursday to replace the United States Senate with a room full of monkeys throwing feces. The measure passed with 57% of the vote. 22% of voters thought the Senate should be replaced by barking seals, while 17% voted that the replacement should be the pit of venomous snakes from Indiana Jones. 3.97% voted that Senate members be replaced by screaming goats. "About 100 people" voted for the current Senators to keep their jobs, with this tiny voting bloc centered in Washington, D.C.
https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-be-replaced-with-room-full-of-monkeys-throwing-feces