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Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Rush on August 05, 2023, 05:36:58 PM

Title: U.S. Census
Post by: Rush on August 05, 2023, 05:36:58 PM
I got the long form census and they asked a ton of questions but check this out. I am SO offended! How dare they assume I am binary. Where are the other 97 genders??!!
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Little Joe on August 05, 2023, 05:51:12 PM
Well, if men are from Mars,
and women are from Venus,
then I figure that those other 97 genders are from Uranus.
(that didn't come out right.  I didn't mean "Your Anus", but I think you know what I meant.
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Rush on August 05, 2023, 05:55:03 PM
Quote from: Little Joe on August 05, 2023, 05:51:12 PM
Well, if men are from Mars,
and women are from Venus,
then I figure that those other 97 genders are from Uranus.
(that didn't come out right.  I didn't mean "Your Anus", but I think you know what I meant.

I do.  I've seen that joke before.  ;D
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: bflynn on August 06, 2023, 12:49:15 AM
Well, when they say LGBT, the B does stand for Binary, which means two.

There are two genders and 95+ mental disorders.
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Rush on August 06, 2023, 02:05:26 AM
Quote from: bflynn on August 06, 2023, 12:49:15 AM
Well, when they say LGBT, the B does stand for Binary, which means two.

There are two genders and 95+ mental disorders.

I thought it stood for bisexual.

… which implies binary.  Ha!
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Username on August 06, 2023, 06:48:31 AM
Quote from: Rush on August 06, 2023, 02:05:26 AM
I thought it stood for bisexual.

… which implies binary.  Ha!
I don't remember where I heard this...
This person identifies as non-binary.  Which means that there is binary and non-binary.  Which makes that person binary again.
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Rush on August 06, 2023, 06:49:22 AM
Quote from: Username on August 06, 2023, 06:48:31 AM
I don't remember where I heard this...
This person identifies as non-binary.  Which means that there is binary and non-binary.  Which makes that person binary again.

That’s right!
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Number7 on August 06, 2023, 07:38:19 AM
Quote from: Rush on August 06, 2023, 06:49:22 AM
That’s right!

Truth, logic, and honesty are not democrat communist values.
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Jim Logajan on August 06, 2023, 01:58:46 PM
The Census Bureau routinely sends census surveys to businesses, which of course cannot vote, so no constitutional requirement.  According to them:

"We conduct more than 60 monthly, quarterly, annual and periodic surveys and censuses throughout the year and while some survey participation is voluntary, Federal law mandates participation in many of our business surveys."

If a business simply ignores the mailed forms then the Bureau will send a postcard periodically reminding/warning the business that it must be filled out.  After awhile they stop sending the postcards and stop pestering the business. Do not ask me how I know this happens.
Title: Re: U.S. Census
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on August 06, 2023, 02:20:48 PM
Quote from: Jim Logajan on August 06, 2023, 01:58:46 PM
The Census Bureau routinely sends census surveys to businesses, which of course cannot vote, so no constitutional requirement.  According to them:

"We conduct more than 60 monthly, quarterly, annual and periodic surveys and censuses throughout the year and while some survey participation is voluntary, Federal law mandates participation in many of our business surveys."

If a business simply ignores the mailed forms then the Bureau will send a postcard periodically reminding/warning the business that it must be filled out.  After awhile they stop sending the postcards and stop pestering the business. Do not ask me how I know this happens.
They do the exact same thing with individuals.