That's pretty funny.
...and then there's the news after the election of Hilary Clinton...
Bill Clinton accused of raping two year old twins. Attorney General Rosie Oddonnell immediately announces that pedophilia is a 'choice,' not a crime.
George Soros named Ambassador to Israel. Demands Israel be evacuated by all Jews to make room for more Muslims too lazy to work, Communists and Welfare recipients.
WWIII begins when Poland passes law making abortion illegal.
Clinton Administration announces that parents are required to choose their pre-school aged children's gender based on formulas given to them by the federal government. No alternative choices are allowed.
and on the same day...
Clinton administration announces that NO parent may attempt to choose their child's school. All school choices are to made by the federal government for your own good.
Federal regulators announce all income shall be first paid into the treasury and redistributed across America based upon formulas taking into account voter registration, political donation history, and facebook posting tendencies.
Tens of Thousands of American families forcibly evicted from their homes to repair sexual orientation of neighborhoods along the lines of a formula developed by Hollywood producers, and funded by Apple. Gay majority neighborhoods are specifically exempted.
Obamacare is radically changed to deny all access to healthcare to any citizen who can be shown to be pro-life.
By 2020 the last 310 Tea Party members have been rounded up and executed in Oregon, Washington, California, and New York. President Clinton promises to eradicate all Tea Party subversives before the end of her fourth term.