https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-purchases-competing-satire-site-cnn-for-12-billion

The Babylon Bee has been the world's best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren't quite as good.

The site announced a new acquisition this week, one that immediately made the site the largest satirical site on the planet: a purchase of competing satire site CNN for $12 billion. The move more than quadrupled the site's catalog of hilarious, satirical articles.

"We've long admired CNN's ability to parody leftist media organizations so effortlessly, and we're thrilled to have them under The Babylon Bee's umbrella," said site CEO Seth Dillon. "When you can't compete with hilarious satire like CNN, you obviously look for ways to get them on your team, and an acquisition seemed to make the most sense."

The new conglomerate organization will be called BNN. CNN writers and hosts will be instructed to simply keep doing what they're doing.

"We don't want them to change anything since you don't try to fix satirical content that's already incredible," Dillon said. "They'll just keep churning out incredibly skewed content in order to satirize the leftist media's inability to report anything without bias or prejudice."

    President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?”

    Cashier:
    “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

    Obama:
    “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am former President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!”

    Cashier:
    “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”

    Obama:
    “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

    Cashier:
    “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

    Obama:
    “I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day”

    Cashier:
    “Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”
    “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
    So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”

    Obama:
    Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”

    Cashier:
    “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”

All of the Schumer amendments were tabled last night with straight party line votes.   Nadler blew a gasket.

Steingar says everyone on this board will defend Trump, even when he is wrong or says stupid shit.

Steingar also says a lot of real stupid shit.  So your point is?

 

I believe we are going to see something new this year.........honest talk.

Instead of the constant "my feelings are hurt!" and the unending "outrages", the pushback has begun.  Ricky Gervais just gave an excellent example at the Golden Globes (and he's a liberal).   People are fed up, watch for more of this to happen.

 At least Trump has shown the weak kneed republicans it's OK to fight back.

That's been my experience with the few Iranians I have met.  They are wonderful, well educated, hard working people.  That is why I am so hostile to their government and think we should liberate that country from their leaders.  Actually, that is not why I think we should liberate them.  We should depose their leaders because they are a threat to the US.  I just don't think we should be the ones to install a new government.  Perhaps NATO (that useless bunch of pricks) could set up a police force while they organize themselves.

Your espousing the Bush Doctrine.  And while it may sound reasonable, it's not.

 First of all, if we go in and "remove" the current regime, then we own it.  And that means billions upon billions of dollars, our dollars. 

 And don't look to NATO to offer up any help, well, unless we foot the bill.

 On the subject of "liberation". Right now we have a large percentage of people in the US that would like to see a "regime change" here.   So should several countries get together and "invade" the US to force a regime change here and liberate the leftist and progressives?

 Sound absurd?  Of course it is.  But so it would be for the US to go liberate Iran.   Let the Iranian people throw out the government if they don't like it.  It's not the job of the US to go around the world and remove governments it doesn't like.

The impeachment hoax at work.

The real reason for impeachment was not to remove Trump from office.  The dims knew that would not happen.  The actual reason for impeachment was to cripple Trump and smear him before the election.

 And how was this to work?  Anything Trump does the dims disagree with (which is everything) they simply get their MSM to project he's only doing this to deflect from impeachment, or if say the SC has a vacancy, then they can cry "He's being impeached, and shouldn't be allowed to make nominations!".

 This is why Nancy wants to hold the articles from the senate.  As long as he has the articles they can use the impeachment hoax.  If she sends them to the senate, she knows they will acquit and the dims lose the hoax.