PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: texasag93 on June 09, 2022, 07:20:18 AM
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em") is a brain debilitating disease that is most prevalent on the east and west coast of the United States, but also exists in pockets throughout the country.
While it's possible for humans to live with Gonorrhea Lectim, over time the disease has a severe negative impact on their quality of life. Scientist studying the great infection of 2020 now believe the disease to be responsible for the country's current economic woes and warn that failure to reduce its prevalence by November 2022 could well destroy life as we know it.
Gonorrhea Lectim is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting one's cranium up their rectum. However, even severe cases of Gonorrhea Lectim are easily cured with the drug Votemout (pronounced "Vote-em-out."), which requires no prescription.
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Effing funny Tex.