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Spin Zone / Re: another icon bites the dust...
« on: June 01, 2023, 04:41:08 PM »
I thought you were dating a different model of Corvette.

Speaking of Corvettes, Mark just finished painting the body. He is fully restoring a 1980 model.  I’m really proud of him, he’s worked very hard on it.  Well I say finished, but it has to cure now, then I guess he polishes or some other step.  He’s already done the frame, the brakes, the engine, I think the wiring harness is next.

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Spin Zone / Re: The GOP has kicked me out
« on: May 16, 2023, 11:04:53 AM »
If you want to piss someone off, make a small cash donation in their name, with their address.

If they're a liberal, send the donation to Trump.

If they're conservative, send the donation to Biden.

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Spin Zone / Re: The End of Title 42
« on: May 11, 2023, 06:36:07 PM »
Here's my plan, these folks would probably be better workers than three quarters of Democrats in this country.  For every one that comes in a USA hating Democrat gets expelled.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: May 05, 2023, 05:42:01 AM »
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend. He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?' ‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn. 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?' Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?' ‘She just died and left me everything.'

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Spin Zone / Re: Tuckered out
« on: April 30, 2023, 01:28:34 PM »
  They'll try with a Sean Hannity type clone, to deliver a milk toast format.  You'll see interviews with Karl Rove, Lyndsey Graham, John Cornyn and Eye Patch McCain, and even Mittens will get his shot.
Most conservatives are way over Hannity.  He is completely unwatchable. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Tuckered out
« on: April 24, 2023, 05:40:44 PM »
Tucker Carlson announces his replacement:

https://twitter.com/TyTheFisch/status/1650640002458476550

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Spin Zone / Re: Covidiocy Continued
« on: April 19, 2023, 02:40:35 PM »
The importance of Musk buying Twitter cannot be overstated.
He made the best troll yesterday. Canadian Broadcasting objected to being labeled by Twitter as government-funded media. They claim they’re less than 70 percent government funded. So Musk changed their label to read “69 percent government funded media.”

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Spin Zone / Re: Make it stop!
« on: April 17, 2023, 06:05:20 AM »
Would you trust SCOTUS to rule in favor?

SCOTUS showed their true colors when they turned down Texas et al.  They will NEVER address this. They're too terrified of mobs and riots and being personally threatened and seen the corrupt Dems do nothing at all to protect them. They're owned by the Uniparty. Even reversing RvW was a strategic blunder. For 50 years conservatives didn't bother to fix this and they wait til the country is about to drop off a cliff, when we desperately need to defeat the left, to veer way to the right of the majority of the population on the subject of abortion when they should be focusing on the economy, stupid!

SCOTUS and conservatives in general, and the GOP for certain, are a deep disappointment. None of them know how to wage political war and win against the psychopathic left.  And they wonder why we love Trump?  He seemed to know how, and didn't get his second term to finish the job. Now the right seems just as determined to block him as does the left. I'm disgusted with them all.  At least the left are open about being snakes. The right are just cowardly cucks.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 13, 2023, 03:48:27 AM »
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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Spin Zone / Re: Chicago's New Mayor...
« on: April 08, 2023, 05:46:55 PM »
...is worse than the old mayor:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11950187/Chicagos-new-liberal-mayor-blames-spiraling-violent-crime-BUSINESSES.html

"Brandon Johnson, a former union organizer who was elected on Tuesday, said the city doesn't have money to solve its problem because '70 percent of large corporations in the state of Illinois don't pay a corporate tax'."



'It's that type of restraint on our budget that has caused the type if disinvestment that has led to poverty, of course that has led to violence,' said Johnson, who didn't give the source for his claim.

The 47-year-old Cook County commissioner beat candidate Paul Vallas, 69, who had the backing of Chicago's police union, by around 13,000 votes. Johnson will replace ousted mayor Lori Lightfoot, who fell out of favor after crime surged under her.

Top of Johnson's agenda will be reversing the city's spiraling crime rate and dealing with out-of-control homelessness that's transformed part of O'Hare International Airport into a grubby makeshift shelter."


Let's go, uhh, Brandon.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 31, 2023, 06:40:53 AM »
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Spin Zone / Re: Nashville school shooting
« on: March 28, 2023, 10:28:54 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 28, 2023, 09:48:16 AM »
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it.
Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it.
Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging.
Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there right on top of the table.
Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"
"Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

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Spin Zone / Re: Trans activists storm, occupy state capitol
« on: March 17, 2023, 08:50:47 AM »
Hahaha!!! From this morning’s Coffee and Covid.

“Biden and DeSantis were responding to a new bill filed in Florida this week by Republican Florida State Senator Blaise Ingoglia, titled “Employer Coverage of Gender Dysphoria Treatment.” Hilariously — BUT JUSTLY — the proposed law would require any employer who pays for employees gender transitions to also pay for their DE-TRANSITIONING surgeries and medical care if they later change their mind.

Hahahaha! It’s brilliant! Here’s the main bit from the proposed law, SB 952:

An employee who received gender dysphoria treatment through coverage provided by an employer is entitled to full coverage by that employer of the total costs associated with treatment that reverses gender dysphoria treatment if the employee later determines that the gender dysphoria treatment was not appropriate for him or her and wants to reverse the treatment, regardless of whether the person is currently employed by that same employer at the time of such determination.

Who can reasonably argue with this? It’s perfectly fair. If it’s critical for employers to support people slipping on the “right” gender, then it’s just as important to thrust them back into the prior gender when they find out their selected surgery didn’t quite resolve their gender dysphoria, but instead delivered a pallet of new, unanticipated problems.

Even though Florida has already discouraged radical gender surgeries, the proposed law would spray herbicide on new laws sprouting up like weeds in psychotic states like California, which incentivize medical tourism for gender-bending treatments. “Woke businesses need to be held accountable when offering to pay for gender-affirming surgeries in other states, such as California, because they are nothing more than political decisions masquerading as healthcare and human resource decisions,” Senator Ingoglia explained.

If SB 952 becomes law, woke corporations like Disney trying to curry cheap virtue-signaling points by offering a fig leaf of transitioning support, say by limiting transition coverage to $15,000 or something, but they would also be hooked under the proposed law for the ENTIRE unlimited cost of reversing transitions if they doesn’t work, and regardless of whether or not the employees still work there.

In other words, they’ll be on the hook FOREVER.

One suspects that an employer who could potentially be permanently liable for unlimited costs of de-transitioning might want to make SURE that an employee would REALLY benefit from castration and breast mutilation, and wasn’t just crazy as a sprayed roach.

In other words, put your money where your flapping pie-hole is, Disney. As Disney’s Mandalorians would say, This is the Way.

A note to Senator Imbroglia: I would suggest three amendments.

First, add a provision that an employee cannot waive this right or indemnify the employer through contract, since employers may try to skirt the law by having employees sign something when they apply for transition coverage.

Second, whenever an employer provides transition coverage for employees’ kids, require de-transitioning support for those minor children as well.

Finally, we might as well require employers to cover employees’ unanticipated side-effects from the transition procedures, since the procedures are basically experimental in nature.”

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/

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