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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 12, 2022, 11:29:02 AM »
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Spin Zone / Re: Why DID The fbi STEAL 1693 Magazine and Newspaper Clippings From MAr-A-Lago?
« on: September 07, 2022, 01:16:49 PM »If Melania gets her clothes back she needs to burn them all, using rubber gloves to throw them in the fire.
I would not mind seeing her burn all of her clothes.
Maybe it will be a little nippy that night.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 23, 2022, 09:07:46 AM »
While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a car pulled up driven by a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she said. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this.”
We arrived at her house which was just few miles away and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.”
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess!"
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a car pulled up driven by a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she said. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this.”
We arrived at her house which was just few miles away and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.”
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess!"
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: June 25, 2022, 04:45:30 PM »Well crap.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a state trooper...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Trooper:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... once I get out of the hospital.
FIFY
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Spin Zone / New CDC warning.....
« on: June 09, 2022, 07:20:18 AM »
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em") is a brain debilitating disease that is most prevalent on the east and west coast of the United States, but also exists in pockets throughout the country.
While it's possible for humans to live with Gonorrhea Lectim, over time the disease has a severe negative impact on their quality of life. Scientist studying the great infection of 2020 now believe the disease to be responsible for the country's current economic woes and warn that failure to reduce its prevalence by November 2022 could well destroy life as we know it.
Gonorrhea Lectim is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting one's cranium up their rectum. However, even severe cases of Gonorrhea Lectim are easily cured with the drug Votemout (pronounced "Vote-em-out."), which requires no prescription.
The disease Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em") is a brain debilitating disease that is most prevalent on the east and west coast of the United States, but also exists in pockets throughout the country.
While it's possible for humans to live with Gonorrhea Lectim, over time the disease has a severe negative impact on their quality of life. Scientist studying the great infection of 2020 now believe the disease to be responsible for the country's current economic woes and warn that failure to reduce its prevalence by November 2022 could well destroy life as we know it.
Gonorrhea Lectim is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting one's cranium up their rectum. However, even severe cases of Gonorrhea Lectim are easily cured with the drug Votemout (pronounced "Vote-em-out."), which requires no prescription.
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Spin Zone / Re: 2000 Mules
« on: May 30, 2022, 04:31:56 PM »
At least the fuc*tard on the left finally did something right.
He spell Brian correctly.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: May 15, 2022, 03:21:52 PM »
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland.
It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland!"
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland.
It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Scotland!"
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Spin Zone / Re: Holy smokes!
« on: May 06, 2022, 05:03:05 PM »
I think Shamalama created a second login at POA just to troll POA. He even responded to his own thread.
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Spin Zone / Re: Trans everything. All the things.
« on: April 11, 2022, 05:06:37 PM »
Is my .45 1911 trans if I put a .22 slide on it?
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Spin Zone / Re: Where is everyone?
« on: April 10, 2022, 04:15:12 PM »I have the option of Humana Medicare Advantage or traditional BCBS 70/30 plan and I stay with the traditional although it’s a lot more expensive. I have issues with Humana.
Copays add up quick.
I do the billing for our office and Humana Medicare Advantage is a good payer for our services, but we only use a few CPT codes.
I always tell people if they can afford to stay on traditional with a secondary, do it.
Stay away from the Medicare replacement HMOs. Most physicians are excluded from their networks.
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Spin Zone / Re: Ukraine, Putin, and Biden
« on: March 15, 2022, 01:46:09 PM »My feeling is that dems do care about blacks and minorities but ONLY for their votes.
The Dems do not care if they can even fog a mirror, they just need the name and DOB so they can fill out the absentee ballot for them.
Texas' new voter requirement for absentee ballots is last 4 of SS# or full Texas ID.
Guess what? The Dems do not have that and see what happens:
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/more-than-25-of-tarrant-mail-in-ballots-may-not-count-because-of-new-rules/2893544/
From the story:
More than 25% of mail-in ballots are being “questioned” and could ultimately not count unless voters correct their ballots, said elections administrator Heider Garcia.
“It’s significantly higher” than past elections which saw a less than 10% rejection rate, Garcia said.
Last year, the Republican-controlled Texas Legislature passed new rules they say make it harder to cheat.
This is the first election since those changes, which require more information from voters on mail-in ballots.
Specifically, voters must include their driver’s license number or last four digits of their social security number under a flap on the envelope.
The numbers must match the information on file with the election office.
