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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2021, 11:35:44 AM »
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Spin Zone / Re: BLM group demand Masters move from Augusta.
« on: March 28, 2021, 05:23:36 PM »
Maybe because to sane, rational people it means to Master GOLF, not Black people nor anyone else.

Thank goodness they are trying to Master hitting little white balls and not little black balls.

 ;)

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Spin Zone / Re: Zuckerberg Infiltrated Wisconsin Elections
« on: March 17, 2021, 04:25:28 PM »
Actually, no I can't.  That's why I ask the questions I do.  You guys see something you like therefore it must be true.  I tend to think about things a bit more deeply, or at least I try.

Were this for real, absolutely.  My litmus test has always been Fox News.  Despite its Opinion content that I feel borders on and sometimes traverses in the realm of fantasy, they do employ journalists and aren't in the habit of spreading overt falsehoods. It is clear the Zukerberg spent lots of money in Wisconsin.  Then again, he's a private's citizen and entitled to do so.

Conservatives are on our own now. The print press and other media is no longer the fourth estate. They have become the fifth column. If you’re waiting for CNN or The NY Times to give you their imprimatur on stories like this, then you’re insulating yourself from other truths that are out there that may challenge your world view.


Ask Dinesh D'Souza about donating money.  Zukerberg just has a better lawyer. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 09, 2021, 08:45:46 AM »
A farmer drove to a neighbors farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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Spin Zone / Re: Election 2020
« on: March 08, 2021, 09:33:13 AM »
How do you do that?  I can move the slider bar to jump further or hit the 10 (or 15) second forward or backward skip, but I can't speed up the video.  And even back in the day when VCRs could do that, you couldn't speed it up and still hear the audio.  Does it take a special type of computer, or OS, or some app?  I'd love to be able to speed up a whole bunch of videos.

To the left of the YOUTUBE logo, there is a gear (settings).  Left click, select playback speed.... .25, .5, .75, Normal, 1.25, 1.5, 1.75, or 2. 

It is available with pod casts, EIB, YouTube.....

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nah - the claim was no widespread fraud

It was highly concentrated only where it was needed.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: February 18, 2021, 05:35:16 PM »
Stolen................


Two ladies in their after life




1st woman: Hi! Wanda



2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?



2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Spin Zone / Re: Turtle Soup
« on: February 17, 2021, 06:57:10 PM »
The Turtle's wife's family makes so much money from the CCP via their shipping company, Mitch's hands are tied.   

Mitch had to say what he was told to say.

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Spin Zone / Re: Rush is gone.
« on: February 17, 2021, 06:54:51 PM »
EIB RIP.

I hope EIB lives on in another vessel. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 26, 2021, 03:14:02 PM »
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.

AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ARSE?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO."


THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.

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Spin Zone / Re: more things that make you go "hmmmmm"
« on: January 24, 2021, 08:17:46 AM »
CSA Battle Flag next to Old Glory....

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Spin Zone / Re: President Elect Lucifer
« on: November 29, 2020, 05:47:10 PM »
I am VP elect.  Currently unopposed on this fragment of the Internet.

 8)

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Spin Zone / Re: General Flynn Pardoned
« on: November 25, 2020, 07:59:13 PM »
I want more than a pardon.

I want his prosecutors disbarred and them to pay a judgement that places them in the personal financial jeopardy that General Flynn was placed.   

There is no way to truly compensate him, his wife, and his family for the HELL they were put through, but the above would be a start.


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Spin Zone / Re: because it can't be discussed on POA
« on: November 16, 2020, 09:29:23 PM »
These racism and sexism policies always ignore the reality that people self select their careers. That’s what’s responsible for most of the discrepancies.

And when these social engineers are faced with that fact, then you have to listen to “how can we get more (fill in the blank) to be interested in (whatever career)?”   As if people can’t figure out for themselves what they want to do. That was an issue in the past, yes, they were discouraged from certain careers, but not these days. Now it’s just used as one more tool to shame majority culture within whatever profession. It works in reverse too, not only must we get more women doctors, we must get more male nurses. That’s what betrays the real agenda: it’s not to uplift minorities at all, it is to equalize outcome. We must encourage more males to take low relative salaries of nursing instead of the wealth and prestige of doctoring. Funny I don’t see a big movement to get more women to be garbage collectors, probably the most sexist of all jobs.

I knew a lot of women who were garbage collectors when I was dating.  Most of them dropped me to go onto a bigger bag of garbage.

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Spin Zone / Re: some data
« on: September 24, 2020, 05:22:13 PM »
From:  https://wisqars.cdc.gov:8443/nvdrs/nvdrsDisplay.jsp

Year:  2017

Victim injured by law enforcement officer

Violent deaths -

all races 559      population:   206,784,326

white 363    population:   161,171,629

black 137            population:  29,809,195

You are a racist for even looking that up.

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