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Spin Zone / Re: Creepy Picture
« on: May 05, 2021, 08:59:10 AM »
To be fair, any picture with those 4 is going to be creepy.

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Spin Zone / Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
« on: April 22, 2021, 07:50:55 PM »
Sorry, I lost track of how this raccoon stuff relates to the difference between California and Idaho????

Easy.  Conservative women are more attractive than liberal women.

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Spin Zone / The Difference Between California And Idaho
« on: April 06, 2021, 08:35:31 PM »
So my nephew, who lives in California, was out on the playground and something happened (I don't know what) and one of the teachers caught the tail end of it ..., blames him, punishes him (he is, after all, a white male) sends him back to the classroom.  He's upset so he sits down at his desk and draws a picture of the school with a mushroom cloud over it and the letters B-O-O-M!

Well, that earned him a trip down to the principal's office.

The principal starts interrogating him, asking all kinds of questions:
     Principal:  "Do you have guns in your house?"

     Nephew:  "Oh yes, we have lots of guns."  (My BIL shoots competitively and is an avid hunter.)

That prompted a call to my sister to come to the school to pick up her son.

Fast forward to today:  I pick up my grandson from school and he shows me a picture he drew of a maze in the school with caches of TNT to block your way.  The picture had a sticky note written by the teacher that said: TNT, Trinitrotoluene, spelled out in syllables to help him pronounce it.

In California, you draw a picture of a bomb and you get expelled.  In Idaho, you draw a picture of a bomb and the teacher helps you with it.

Gotta love Idaho.

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Spin Zone / Re: Coincidence?
« on: March 23, 2021, 08:43:52 AM »
Surely you can't be suggesting that the media is controlled by democrats in congress?

Edit:  I wonder if people understand the data on so-called mass shooting.

Actually, I don't wonder.  I know they don't.

I'm cynical enough to think that the liberals deliberately stage these events to push their narrative.

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Spin Zone / Re: The Purge Begins
« on: February 16, 2021, 12:10:08 PM »
I also give the address to Wrigley Field.

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Spin Zone / Re: The Wall
« on: February 03, 2021, 06:11:06 PM »
The administer in charge of that program was really impressed at how calmly and resourcefully I handled that situation.

I worship you.


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Spin Zone / Re: I love what Biden is doing
« on: January 27, 2021, 10:53:06 AM »
In normal times, I'd agree, but what we considered as normal is gone, never to return.
There is no opposition to the Dems anywhere in government -- not the politicians, gov't agencies, courts, military, education, press -- anywhere.  It's us vs. the government and there's only one solution.

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Spin Zone / Re: This might not be over
« on: January 08, 2021, 03:16:13 PM »
I don't think that's gonna happen, but he could release some damning classified documents.

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Spin Zone / Re: Advice to Joe Biden
« on: January 05, 2021, 09:57:29 AM »
I think we will see a huge RED surge in 2022 and take back the White House in 2024.

No, we won't. We saw a huge red surge in 2020.  We will not take back the WH until blood is shed.

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Spin Zone / Re: Chuck Yeager R.I.P.
« on: December 17, 2020, 11:24:26 AM »
Your diagnosis has the surgical precision of a blind man with ear-plugs at 1,000 yards with a double-barrel shotgun.

No, his "diagnosis" is spot on.

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Spin Zone / Re: RGB is Dead
« on: September 21, 2020, 03:32:01 PM »
I am not saying that this statement was controversial, but he didn't have to say anything and often takes the bait of leftists and responds in a embarrassing, childish manner.  That's his blind spot.  However, that's not a reason to decide not to vote for him.  The good far outweighs the bad.

I think you underestimate Trump.  He doesn't take the bait; his seemingly embarrassing, childish statements/tweets ARE the bait, and the left falls for it every time.

He said he would announce Friday or Saturday regardless of when the funeral would be held.

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Spin Zone / Re: RGB is Dead
« on: September 19, 2020, 02:40:54 PM »
"That's their job.  There's nothing in the Constitution that says the president stops being the president in his last year."

--Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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