If she was a republican, she would be eviscerated by the dims and the media.

I think that the North Koreans are going to do what they've always done. I'm glad that Trump has gotten both sides to talk, and that in and of itself is pretty significant, but it unfortunately hasn't yielded any positive forward movements yet in terms of nuclear disarmament or reunification. I hope that it does.

No positive forward movements in terms of nuclear disarmament and reunification?   Really?

I guess those meetings between Kim and the South Korean President, where they openly discussed reunification and disarminate were just media shows.

I guess also the North removing all anti American propaganda from walls, billboards and their media is a farce as well. Oh, and add that the state media of North Korea is now reporting to the citizens what is going on between north and south, as well as the US.

I have to also assume by your post that the countless meetings and ongoing negotiations between the US state Dept and N Korea are “fake news”.

And the photos of the north and South working together to open the DMZ, just fake huh?

The Republicans need a candidate with the charisma, speaking ability, and class of Reagan, and the balls, and negotiating ability of Trump.  Combine the two, and they will win again.  If not, the Dem celebrity du jour will win.

The republicans are dismal failures at running anyone for office.  Trump was an outlier, and he was definitely not their choice in 2016.

Let's look at the recent history of candidates from the Republican Party.  McCain, Romney and in 2016 the republicans wanted Jeb to run.  The republicans want establishment RINO's.

 Once Trump leaves office the republicans will go back to running RINO's.

  The Rabbi is leaving
 
At the regular Saturday morning service, the Rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation No one wants him to leave, because he is so  popular.

Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline, stands up and proclaims,  "If  the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the Rabbi will stay on here,  I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The  Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a  wonderful and holy lady. Whatever  possessed you to say that?"  Estelle's  90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of  his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and Abe said, "fuck him!"

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presense of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it’s surface, without impeding it’s ongoing decay.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.
Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

I was thinking;
If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot, poisoned, or spayed?

I was thinking;
If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit (Like Hillary) and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent. (Like Hillary)

I was thinking;
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money? I really like this one

I was thinking;
If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an Undocumented Withdrawal ?

I was thinking;
We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements . They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;
If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country, does that mean they’re Islamophobic?

I was thinking;
If Liberals don’t believe in biological gender and promote transgenders, then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;
How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?

I was thinking;
Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking;
If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;
If Hillary’s speeches/screeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking;
The DNC is mad at Russia because they ‘think’ they are trying to manipulate our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our election.

I was thinking;
If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it’s alright for illegal’s to vote?

Baby's First Doctor Visit


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'