1. Are you always cold?
Yes mostly, except for the hot flashes.
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
Twice!3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
Yes. But I call BS on this one; gay men are better at interior decorating than I am and they’re men.4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
Um, no.5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
I haven’t driven in the last 24 hours so no.6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
Not anymore but I used to. Half a point?7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
Yes!8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
Oh hell no. I’m not stoopid!9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
Yes. 10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
Yes.
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
I would NEVER patronize Starbucks. I make my own coffee at home thankyouverymuch and it’s a hell of a lot better than that communist swill.12. Do you have two X chromosomes?
Oh yes. I can prove it with DNA test results.According to this I guess I am likely a woman.