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Pilot Zone / Re: New Pilot Forum
« on: December 07, 2019, 01:31:50 PM »
In the 70's I was teaching ATC in the Air Force at Biloxi, MS (Keesler AFB).  We would have 2-4 Iranian air force students in each class starting every week.  These guys were driving Mercedes or other high end cars and partying it up big time while they were in school.  Most of them didn't have anything good to say about the USA and enjoyed complaining about this country.  6 months before the revolution in Iran the pipeline of Iranian students suddenly stopped.  We were wondering what was going on.   The students that were already here disappeared over the next month or so.  At that time I had 4 Iranian women in my class (the only Iranian women I know of that came through our school).  One of them asked who she should see about staying in the States as a political refugee.  At the time I was flight instructing part time and had a student who worked in the department of state and got them together.  I asked her why and she said "I know what is going to happen in Iran".  Found out a year or so later all 4 women stayed here in the USA.

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Spin Zone / Re: Sunning your nether regions
« on: December 03, 2019, 04:49:43 PM »
Looks like Josh Brolin cooked his....well, whatever.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:17:19 PM »
Anyone have this problem?

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 29, 2019, 11:06:35 AM »
Subject: Will I Live to see 80?

(Here's something to think about.)

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am past Seventy Five).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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Spin Zone / Re: The Coup Against a US President
« on: November 22, 2019, 11:08:52 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: PoA at it Again
« on: November 21, 2019, 04:03:32 PM »
Children running the schoolyard.

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Spin Zone / Re: The Coup Against a US President
« on: November 19, 2019, 11:15:37 AM »
We need a helluva lot more people in DC who would be in 'over their heads'!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 16, 2019, 11:40:17 AM »
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"

A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.

"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"

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Spin Zone / Re: The Coup Against a US President
« on: November 13, 2019, 05:22:38 PM »
As I understand it the House voted to officially INQUIRE about impeachment.  To me that indicates an investigation.  If the House had actually impeached the President then all the action would go to the Senate.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Spin Zone / Re: CALIFORNIA DEMS SHOW US THE FUTURE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
« on: November 11, 2019, 04:20:14 PM »
They think if you don't eat in public you won't shit in public...

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 08, 2019, 07:44:14 PM »
Not to offend anybody, but....🙄
It Snowed Last Night..
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes

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Spin Zone / Re: I hate libertarians
« on: November 08, 2019, 01:58:27 PM »
The one who swayed national elections was H. Ross Perot.  Swayed two of them, and put Bill Clinton in the White House twice.

I have often wondered if that was his intent all along.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: November 07, 2019, 01:00:34 PM »
A man was in the hospital dying.  His family, half liberal and half conservative, was in the room with the doctor.  The doctor explained that his brain was dead but there were replacements available.  A Democrat brain was available for $100,000 and a Republican brain cost $1,000.  The liberals were so smug that a Dim brain was worth so much.  The conservatives asked why the price difference.  The doctor replied the Democrat brain had never been used.

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