PILOT SPIN

Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: nddons on August 27, 2019, 06:16:07 AM

Title: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: nddons on August 27, 2019, 06:16:07 AM
Experts say the fearsome bird mistook the man’s exposed privates as a couple of birds eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack.

As the man – who has not been named – dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.

A spokesman for research group Seagull Watch International confirmed that seagulls often feed on the eggs of small birds.

“Eggs are full of protein – it’s why we eat them, after all. Gulls will often steal other birds’ eggs, so it is unfortunate for this man that his private parts resembled a couple of eggs in a nest.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/?fbclid=IwAR3mDnEaXJSDKn3dPHrUas5wdmn1_WPS0nvgdUySdFg0r0uczqK2njyDm6o
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: Username on August 27, 2019, 06:32:25 AM
Halfway to being Obama!
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: Rush on August 27, 2019, 10:36:57 AM
Halfway to being Obama!

Ha!

Trump would be safe. No bird would try for his ginormous ones.
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: nddons on August 27, 2019, 10:48:29 AM
Ha!

Trump would be safe. No bird would try for his ginormous ones.
I’ve been encouraged to get these colorful socks they guys are wearing now - “they make a statement” people say.

Yes, yes they do. And that’s why I don’t wear them.

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Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: nddons on August 27, 2019, 10:49:59 AM
I’m thinking this PSA might be most helpful for asechrest.  Living on the Florida Coast and all.
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: Little Joe on August 27, 2019, 10:53:44 AM
I’ve been encouraged to get these colorful socks they guys are wearing now - “they make a statement” people say.

Yes, yes they do. And that’s why I don’t wear them.

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I'm thinking his boyfriend dressed him.
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: Anthony on August 27, 2019, 10:54:16 AM
That's gonna leave a mark. 
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: PaulS on August 27, 2019, 02:06:11 PM
Oh nuts!
Title: Re: Don’t sunbathe naked, boys
Post by: lowtimer on August 28, 2019, 10:42:58 AM
Oh nuts!

I think it's "Oh nut" now...........