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Spin Zone / Re: Keep animals off your table
« on: April 24, 2024, 09:25:45 AM »About 20 years ago I had an implant done. The Doc who did it had a sense of humor. He said that we would have to build up the bone structure so asked me if I preferred human or cow bone. Told him cow bone since my wife says I'm full of bullshit. A few months later I went back for him to see how everything was knitting together. On this visit I had a 1/2 inch wood drill bit told him he left it in my mouth on my last visit. A lady (whom I had thought was a nurse) standing next to him fainted. We caught her before she hit the floor. He and the real nurses were laughing hard. The implant has given me no problems at all over the last 20 years. He checked it out last year and said it is doing very well. The color matches the rest very well and visually you can't tell the difference.
My choices were cadaver bone (human) or cow, or pig, or he could do a newfangled procedure where he uses no bone but takes blood from me, puts it in a fancy machine in the back, does some kind of magic to it to turn it into a concoction that he puts in the socket that somehow signals my own immune system to target the area to grow new bone. That’s the one he uses on high risk patients because it works best and has the least rate of complications but it is more expensive. I said, do that one.
So the day came and they had a hard time finding a vein. The nurse and the dentist were teaming up trying to get blood. They had to poke me five times but they had given me laughing gas. It hurt like hell (these are not practiced phlebotomists). Not only did I not care that it hurt, I thought it was the most hilarious thing in the world.
So he pulls the tooth which was even funnier. He took his time (apparently there’s a technique to it that minimizes trauma to the adjacent tissue or whatever) so he’s got the pliers in there, wiggling that tooth around and I’m just giggling up a storm. He moved it this way: Hilarious! He moved it that way: OMG that’s even funnier! Bwahahahaha!!
So he gets the blood product from the back and fools around with it mumbling something about a bit of my bone clinging to the tooth that he can mix in there, and stuffs it back into the socket and stitches it up. So that was about 5 months ago, I went in for the x-ray recently and he said it looks great, the bone is growing back well and I don’t have a “collapsed sinus” which would have required a whole different procedure so it all looks real good. Wait another few weeks and we will be ready to install the post.
In the meantime I’ve had to get used to eating with a missing molar.