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Title: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Jaybird180 on July 01, 2016, 09:26:23 AM: Quote
ITHACA, NY—In an ambitious attempt to revive a population long considered to be on the brink of extinction, scientists announced Friday they have slowly begun to reintroduce normal, well-adjusted human beings back into society.

According to officials at Cornell University, where for the past 18 years conservation researchers have operated an enclosed sanctuary for humans who are levelheaded and make it a habit to think before they speak, the endangered group is being cautiously reintegrated into select locations nationwide in hopes that they can reestablish permanent communities and one day thrive again.
Interesting article
http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-normal-52632 (http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-normal-52632)
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: jb1842 on July 01, 2016, 10:49:24 AM: You do know the Onion is a fake news website?
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Mase on July 01, 2016, 10:50:35 AM: Sat Tire.
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Jaybird180 on July 01, 2016, 11:38:35 AM: Quote from: jb1842 on July 01, 2016, 10:49:24 AM
You do know the Onion is a fake news website?
yes, still funny and worth a read
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: JeffDG on July 01, 2016, 12:23:45 PM: Quote from: jb1842 on July 01, 2016, 10:49:24 AM
You do know the Onion is a fake news website?
The Onion has a really tough go of it lately. Hard to parody current events.
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: nddons on July 01, 2016, 12:43:39 PM: Quote from: JeffDG on July 01, 2016, 12:23:45 PM
The Onion has a really tough go of it lately. Hard to parody current events.
Soon their going to be writing about transgenders being allowed into the military.

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Jaybird180 on July 01, 2016, 01:10:22 PM: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Little Joe on July 01, 2016, 02:22:04 PM: Quote from: Jaybird180 on July 01, 2016, 09:26:23 AM
Interesting article
http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-normal-52632 (http://www.theonion.com/article/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-normal-52632)
That reminds me of an old "I Love Lucy" episode where Lucy hired an English expert to help Ricky learn to speak proper English. But after a few lessons, the instructor was talking just like Ricky.

So it would be with such an experiment as you describe.
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Sleepingsquirrel on July 03, 2016, 04:37:11 PM: How long will they last once let loose?
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: bflynn on July 03, 2016, 05:09:35 PM: Quote from: JeffDG on July 01, 2016, 12:23:45 PM
The Onion has a really tough go of it lately. Hard to parody current events.

Yeah. They've had a hard time lately competing with the real news. What used to be absurd and satire is now actually true.
Title: Re: Scientists Slowly Reintroducing Small Group Of Normal, Well-Adjusted Humans Into
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on July 03, 2016, 07:40:24 PM: Quote from: bflynn on July 03, 2016, 05:09:35 PM
Yeah. They've had a hard time lately competing with the real news. What used to be absurd and satire is now actually true.
I call it the Onion Synchronicity.