PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Lucifer on February 11, 2018, 05:44:22 AM
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It snowed all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass!"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am ridiculed as a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
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I realize this is meant as a joke. It just isn't funny.
Respect is the answer.
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When people stop caring what the offended class think about things the country will be a much better place.
Those that vote for a living have no relation to those who work for a living.
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I realize this is meant as a joke. It just isn't funny.
Respect is the answer.
I don't think it was a joke. Satire maybe.
No, it wasn't funny. It was painful because of the grains of truth throughout.
Who are you suggesting needs to respect whom? Was it the guy building a snowman?
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I realize this is meant as a joke. It just isn't funny.
Respect is the answer.
It isn't funny because it is sadly the TRUTH about our current society. We need to put a stop to the PC, victimhood, offended culture we've created.
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I don't think it was a joke. Satire maybe.
No, it wasn't funny. It was painful because of the grains of truth throughout.
Who are you suggesting needs to respect whom? Was it the guy building a snowman?
He didn't build that. :P
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Oh snap.
The whole country has gone judgmental. It's down to who can express there outrage faster and better.
Having said that, as someone who is moderately overweight, I am outraged that the caricature was made with large, round torso.
I'm going to have a pizza and a pie. No, not a slice of pizza pie, I mean I'm going to have 'The Works' large pizza, followed by a double chocolate deep dish pie.
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Oh snap.
The whole country has gone judgmental. It's down to who can express there outrage faster and better.
Having said that, as someone who is moderately overweight, I am outraged that the caricature was made with large, round torso.
I'm going to have a pizza and a pie. No, not a slice of pizza pie, I mean I'm going to have 'The Works' large pizza, followed by a double chocolate deep dish pie.
Me too. And then I"m going to self-identify as a thin person.
Why not?