PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Lucifer on January 11, 2019, 05:29:48 PM
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In our effort to customize this board, and to cater to each and every poster, this is the "Bullshit Forum".
That's right!, come here and pile it deep and high! And in the spirit of cooperation, no one will be allowed to challenge the bullshitters! Just heap praise on them and show awe of their greatest feats!
So jump in here, tell us of your "secret military missions" or thrill us with all of the professions you have had in your lifetime. Throw several degrees and even a couple of Phd's in for good measure!
So start shoveling!
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I can't post my secret missions or I'd have to kill all y'all.
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I can't post my secret missions or I'd have to kill all y'all.
Wow! So awesome!
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Back when I was fighting the Revolutionary War, I helped George Washington chop down a cherry tree.
Oh, no...
Wait...
That was Brian Williams.
I LIED about chopping down the cherry tree, AND THEN they made go out and capture Benedict Arnold just for spite.
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Man that's awesome!!
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I was a Teenage Werewolf. Yes, that was me. No apologies, nor regrets.
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I married a beautiful young woman who went on to become a rich doctor.
No wait! That's true. At least the "beautiful" part is. The "rich" part might be a bit of an exaggeration.
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I've been reluctant to tell my story, but.........
I was born on a southern plantation and raised by a family of slaves. Yes, it was tough growing up, working the fields, but I persevered.
When I was 16 I joined the Navy. It was great, started out as a cook. One of the Chief's saw how motivated I was, and he recommended me to the Naval Academy. Wow, that was a tough 4 years!
I got out of the Academy and went to flight training. Became carrier qualified and flew several combat missions, all top secret of course. Got shot down several times and fought my way out to be rescued.
I then joined the SEALs. Did several missions behind enemy lines, and eventually commanded the most elite Team. After than I was put in charge of a Green Beret Unit, then a Marine Recon Unit. Later I commanded a Army Ranger Unit.
Made the rank of Admiral (4 star). The Marines were running a shortage of Generals, so I volunteered to switch over and become a Marine General to help them out.
After my stint in the military I went back to college and got a couple of PhD's. While in college, I dated a few movie stars (Farrah Fawcett, Morgan Fairchild, Cher). I took up real estate, made a few million flipping houses in California.
Boeing later hired me to lead the design team on the Dreamliner. The engineers were having a difficult time with the engines, but I took a note pad and drew out what they needed to do. Problem fixed.
I also taught at an Ivy League school on the side, just to fill the time.
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I'm the cause of MMGW.
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^^^^^^Henning? Is that you?
(referring to Lucifer's post)
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^^^^^^Henning? Is that you?
(referring to Lucifer's post)
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, will ever take the trophy of Top BS Artist away from Henning.
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Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, will ever take the trophy of Top BS Artist away from Henning.
Maybe... but did you see Morgan Fairchild naked???
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Maybe... but did you see Morgan Fairchild naked???
Of course! She begged me to marry her, but I was too busy designing top secret nuclear reactors at the time to live the Hollywood lifestyle. She did hook me up with Stallone, who used my military career as the basis to his Rambo series.
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Maybe... but did you see Morgan Fairchild naked???
No, but he saw Morgan Freeman naked, and LIKED it!!! LOL! He's a pilot ya know, as this is an aviation board. :)
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Wow... You are a HERO!
Was Morgan Fairchild as hot as Jon Lovitz used to think she was?
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I actually do have a brother that was like the jerk. (Half brother.) I may have told the story before but don't expect anyone to believe it.
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Lucifer,
You are not supposed to tell your real life story. You are supposet to make something up.
I've been reluctant to tell my story, but.........
I was born on a southern plantation and raised by a family of slaves. Yes, it was tough growing up, working the fields, but I persevered.
When I was 16 I joined the Navy. It was great, started out as a cook. One of the Chief's saw how motivated I was, and he recommended me to the Naval Academy. Wow, that was a tough 4 years!
I got out of the Academy and went to flight training. Became carrier qualified and flew several combat missions, all top secret of course. Got shot down several times and fought my way out to be rescued.
I then joined the SEALs. Did several missions behind enemy lines, and eventually commanded the most elite Team. After than I was put in charge of a Green Beret Unit, then a Marine Recon Unit. Later I commanded a Army Ranger Unit.
Made the rank of Admiral (4 star). The Marines were running a shortage of Generals, so I volunteered to switch over and become a Marine General to help them out.
After my stint in the military I went back to college and got a couple of PhD's. While in college, I dated a few movie stars (Farrah Fawcett, Morgan Fairchild, Cher). I took up real estate, made a few million flipping houses in California.
Boeing later hired me to lead the design team on the Dreamliner. The engineers were having a difficult time with the engines, but I took a note pad and drew out what they needed to do. Problem fixed.
I also taught at an Ivy League school on the side, just to fill the time.
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Lucifer,
You are not supposed to tell your real life story. You are supposet to make something up.
I know, I know......
I left out the part about getting my JD and MD.
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I know, I know......
I left out the part about getting my JD and MD.
And the surplus Nuke Russian subs hooked up in series to generate electricity.
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I was part of a secret DOD space program that landed on the moon. I left my footprints 6 months before Neil.
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I thought that all happened in a TV studio in LA?.??.?
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I thought that all happened in a TV studio in LA?.??.?
That's what they want you to think.
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I was born on a southern plantation and raised by a family of slaves.
Wow, you had the great luck to be born. Me? A bird shit me on a stump and the sun hatched me out.
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What is this pile of crap about the "Bullshitters room" I thought this was the "Bullshitters "Board".
Anyways, When I was 23, I married a woman who was pretty as could be. I was a Navy SEAL who was drafted to be a Green Beret. After spending mumble jumble in mumble jumble, I finally escaped the clutches of the most beautiful woman in the universe. She had kept me in chains 24 hour a day except for three hours a day. She made me strip nekkid and frolic in with her in what was sheer ecstasy. The fact that I was commanding a secret black ops mission flying the newest mumble jumble most secret mumble jumble to rescue the cough, cough from the evil communist haters of the far away planet Planetron had nothing to do with my capture or escape. I was captured despite being a highly decorated Navy SEAL...or was that an Air Force seal... and Green Beret, because I was weak of heart, spirit and horny as hell. Anyhoo, the mission was shot all to hell and only 3 won the Green Beret...Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me...that was a song. When we got back, we were given the largest ticker tape parade ever seen. It was bigger than Lindberg or Mr. Rogers ever thought, or didn't, about throwing for themselves. We then proceeded to imbibe in the most rotten rotgut anyone has ever tasted. Not having had homemade holistic healing, however horrible, honestly healthy, happy juice in over twenty two terribly terrifying years was just too much for us. We all passed out and I don't remember anything else. With my twenty eighth birthday coming up 42 years ago next year I suppose I have led a wonderful productive life. Maybe after I recover from this slight hangover I will think of some more heroic tales from the swave and deboner life I have yet to fulfill.
In case you are wondering I am a blueblood of Polish ancestry, but that is another whole story.
Noah W
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^^^^Don't care.
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My father was General George Patton.
Mother always liked my sister best.
When I had my sex change operation, I became the horniest man that ever lived.
My ten inch schlong is still the subject of ballads and fables the world over.
After I fathered my seventy-sixth child, I had my tubes tied.
My mother was Bruce Jenner.
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My real name is Walter Mitty....
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The rich Nigerian prince really did give me $1.9M.
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Lucifer is ShamaLamas BFF.
ShamaLama!