PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Bob Noel on April 28, 2020, 06:21:40 AM
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Recently, a man entered a bank without wearing a mask and "allegedly" attempted to rob the bank.
The one time he could wear a mask without raising suspicions and he doesn't.
The police really do appreciate the stupidity of criminals.
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I've been wearing a Cowboy hat, mask and six gun for several days now. Living out my childhood fantasies. Next week I'm going to pretend to be a pilot.
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I want to get a Donald Trump mask... but I'm afraid I'd be attacked by the loving/inclusive snowflakes here in Taxachusetts.
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The police really do appreciate the stupidity of criminals.
I have a friend who is a retired police lieutenant who always says "We only catch the dumb ones."
Once, years ago, there was a smash-and-grab burglary at a local business where the crooks drove a car through the front window, took what they wanted, backed out, and drove away. Problem was, when they backed out they left the front bumper at the scene--the license plate still attached. The final insult was that they had borrowed the car. A police officer was quoted: "Some of our criminals are real rocket scientists."
Tim
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Like the bank robber that passed a note to the teller. Oh, his note? Written on the back of his deposit slip....
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Like the bank robber that passed a note to the teller. Oh, his note? Written on the back of his deposit slip....
"I have a gub".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VdMdboymT8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VdMdboymT8)