Post by: Number7 on July 11, 2021, 06:12:17 AM
Try one of these and let us know how it goes!*
1. Answer the door while casually cleaning your AR-15. - "Greetings, agent of the government! What can I do for you today?"
2. Wear a MAGA hat. - Works every time.
3. Sneeze violently and say you're starting to lose your sense of taste. - "Does this apple taste like anything to you? Everything is starting to taste bland to me..."
4. Smear sacrificial ice cream on your doorposts to appease Biden. - It worked for the Israelites.
5. Show them your fully assembled LEGO Capitol Building set. - A true sign that you're a deranged terrorist -- they'll run away screaming.
6. Smile and offer to shake their hand. - Nothing scares the pro-SCIENCE crowd like interacting like a normal human being.
7. If all else fails, release the hounds. - Hopefully you've had your "Release the Hounds" button installed already.
*The Babylon Bee is not responsible for any death, dismemberment, or imprisonment in a reeducation camp resulting from these techniques.
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-clever-ways-to-ward-off-bidens-door-to-door-vaccine-evangelists
Post by: Mr Pou on July 12, 2021, 05:08:27 AM
75# black lab/German shepherd mix barks and growls menacingly as he runs full speed towards the door and then hits the door with a mighty "whump". Door bell ringer steps back with a look of abject terror on their face. Dog continues to bark and growl menacingly, door bell ringer turns around and walks back down the steps. "Aw hell no"
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on July 12, 2021, 06:03:53 AM
Post by: bflynn on July 12, 2021, 06:52:49 AM
If I'm not busy, I'll just talk with them for a while. I won't answer their question, but if my contribution can be to keep them from annoying other people, then I'm happy to help. I understand that if you don't respond to them, they're told to come back in a a week.
Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 07:25:59 AM
Hung up each time they called.
After five times they stopped calling.
Post by: Anthony on July 12, 2021, 09:49:51 AM
Post by: bflynn on July 12, 2021, 10:32:15 AM
Claymores.
Front Toward Enemy. But you don't want to be behind them either :)
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on July 12, 2021, 02:12:12 PM
Very libertarian?
Post by: Rush on July 12, 2021, 02:25:28 PM
https://twitter.com/samanthamarika1/status/1412559425903087616
Very libertarian?
I don’t know what she is but I like her. Read her shirt.
Post by: Anthony on July 12, 2021, 06:02:18 PM
Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 06:12:21 PM
She's right, she's young, she's hot. Run for office and I will vote for you. She gets it.
Is that the next ex wife?
Post by: Anthony on July 12, 2021, 06:28:52 PM
Is that the next ex wife?
Yes.
Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 06:32:25 PM
Yes.
We will all look forward to the news of your betrothal.
Post by: texasag93 on July 12, 2021, 06:56:24 PM
Yes.
Nope.
Mine..... do not tell my wife. :D
Post by: Anthony on July 12, 2021, 06:58:53 PM
Nope.
Mine..... do not tell my wife. :D
OK. My new policy is to never get married again unless they have money and/or make lots more than me. ;D
Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 07:12:52 PM
OK. My new policy is to never get married again unless they have money and/or make lots more than me. ;D...or have great big.....
Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 07:13:08 PM
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Post by: Number7 on July 12, 2021, 07:13:52 PM
Post by: Bob Noel on July 13, 2021, 04:06:58 AM
Cirrus
J-3
Aerostar
P-51 or P-38
Post by: nddons on July 13, 2021, 10:20:55 AM
to get to the airport where the there is a choice of (in no particular order)
Cirrus
J-3
Aerostar
P-51 or P-38
Navion
Fixed that for you.
