PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on July 16, 2021, 07:49:36 AM
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Every time something bad happens, we start thinking, "What was the real motivation here? Was this just a terrible tragedy, or was it really... [dramatic pause] ... WHITE SUPREMACY?" The answer of course, is almost always white supremacy, but we still have to ask.
Now that the press dutifully reports as fact every stupid lie liberals speak, this is more true than ever.
Here are nine disasters from history that were actually motivated by white supremacy:
1. The Ice Age - Evil white ice decided to dominate the globe, spreading its racist glaciers everywhere. Truly despicable.
2. The sinking of the Titanic - Just when we thought the white ice was defeated, white supremacy sunk the Titanic, killing 1,500 people.
3. That time the Starbucks barista got your order wrong - When you asked for skim milk and they gave you 2%, that was a clear example of white supremacy at work.
4. D-Day - Evil white men from America, Canada, Britain, and various other predominantly white countries attacked Germany, oppressively implying that their moral values weren't as good as the white man's.
5. The Eruption of Mount Vesuvius - A lot of people died, so probably white supremacy.
6. The Fukushima nuclear disaster - An anti-Asian hate crime motivated by white supremacy if ever we've seen one.
7. That game of Catan where your friend played as white and totally jacked Longest Road from you and hatefully colonized Catan, oppressing the natives and getting ten victory points before you. - Your orange colony of color was just minding its own business when your buddy ruthlessly oppressed you.
8. Thanos's snap - Well, this one's more purple supremacy, but still.
9. Anything bad that has ever happened - Finally, just to make sure we have all our bases covered, anything bad that has ever happened that we missed.
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-disasters-from-history-that-were-actually-motivated-by-white-supremacy
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I don't even know what 7 and 8 refer to...
but I'm far too lazy to google it. I have far more pressing matters... like whether to have my lefotover pasta for lunch or a spam sandwich.
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I don't even know what 7 and 8 refer to...
Geek references.
Catan is a game a lot of nerds play. Thanos was the psychotic villain in the Marvel movies who killed half of all living beings in the universe by snapping his fingers.
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Geek references.
Catan is a game a lot of nerds play. Thanos was the psychotic villain in the Marvel movies who killed half of all living beings in the universe by snapping his fingers.
I was assuming it was some kind of recent geek thing. I'm an old old geek and haven't kept up with the recent crap (nor do I have any interest in doing so).
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I don't even know what 7 and 8 refer to...
but I'm far too lazy to google it. I have far more pressing matters... like whether to have my lefotover pasta for lunch or a spam sandwich.
What pasta?
I haven’t had it in ages, but I do like fried spam sandwiches.
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Geek references.
Catan is a game a lot of nerds play. Thanos was the psychotic villain in the Marvel movies who killed half of all living beings in the universe by snapping his fingers.
No. That's my Ex-Wife.
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What pasta?
I haven’t had it in ages, but I do like fried spam sandwiches.
just some medium shells... from a box... boiled in water.
One thing I'm not is a chef.
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I don't even know what 7 and 8 refer to...
but I'm far too lazy to google it. I have far more pressing matters... like whether to have my lefotover pasta for lunch or a spam sandwich.
You made me do this. I haven't made this in 20 years, but I have a can of spam and some onion and potato. Dice equal amounts of each and fry. Yum!
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Why are the thumbnails sideways? But when I click and enlarge them they are correctly oriented?