PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on July 27, 2021, 03:39:28 PM
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From the Babylon Bee:
Atlanta Braves - Bravery is offensive and reckless-- especially during a pandemic. Baseball isn't brave. Do you know what's brave? Wearing a mask.
Miami Marlins - As always, marlins get all the attention while squid and tuna populations remain marginalized and invisible.
New York Mets - The proper present-tense form is "meets."
Philadelphia Phillies - The Liberty Bell logo has to go. It's the current year, for goodness' sake. Olympic Athletes are feeling
very triggered and UNSAFE just knowing the Liberty Bell is allowed to be in public.
Washington Nationals - Nationals sounds an awful lot like "white nationalists" to us.
Chicago Cubs - Bears are noble creatures and have NOT given their consent to be your mascot.
Cincinnati Reds - Red is the color of MAGA hats.
Milwaukee Brewers - Offensive to those struggling with alcohol addiction-- or gluten intolerance.
Pittsburgh Pirates - Stealing music is not OK. You wouldn't download a car, would you?
St. Louis Cardinals - Offensive to those oppressed by the Catholic Church.
Arizona Diamondbacks - Snakes are triggering to many archaeology professors.
Colorado Rockies - Rocky Balboa was an Italian-American immigrant who worked hard and became successful—which plays into right-wing tropes about "picking yourself up by your bootstraps." Not ok.
Los Angeles Dodgers - Trump was a draft dodger and to think that a team would name themselves after him is frankly disgusting.
San Diego Padres - Gendered and Catholic. Just like in baseball, two strikes and you're out.
San Francisco Giants - Offensive to the differently heighted.
Baltimore Orioles - The name's OK but the team is pretty offensive to the idea of baseball in general.
Boston Red Sox - No one needs yet another reason to hate the Red Sox.
New York Yankees - No one needs yet another reason to hate the Yankees.
Tampa Bay Rays - Florida in general, and everyone knows devil rays are often murdered for sport.
Toronto Blue Jays - Blue is a reference to the police, which should be defunded. #DefundTheBlueJays
Chicago White Sox - White socks worn with sandals are offensive to the human race. Whiteness is RACIST@!!@!!@!!@!!
Cleveland Guardians - Appropriates the culture of the Guardians of the Galaxy, an oppressed group of illegal aliens.
Detroit Tigers - "Tiger" is the catchphrase of Sagat, an oppressed Thai MMA fighter.
Kansas City Royals -OFFENSIVE as it connotes royalty which is automatically racist, (except for meghan, of course).
Minnesota Twins - Twins evokes the number "two," a painful reminder of the gender binary. EVERYONE KNOWS MATH IS RACIST!!!!!
Houston Astros - We don't need to be honoring space travel when there are plenty of problems on earth to worry about.
Los Angeles Angels - Offensive to atheists.
Oakland Athletics - Offensive to couch potatoes.
Seattle Mariners - Offensive to old sailors ranting to random wedding guests about their wild sea voyages. Besides, how did all those oppressed slaves GET to America in the first place???
Definitely RACIST!
Texas Rangers - Texas? We are all required to HATE Texas. Doesn't anyone pay attention, anymore?
https://babylonbee.com/news/all-30-mlb-team-names-are-incredibly-racist-heres-whats-wrong-with-each-of-them
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What about the Cleveland Indians?
They're OK? Oh, wait. WTF is happening to Free America?
Used to be a Phillies fan. No longer. Don't watch, don't care. The Left had stolen sports from us.
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What about the Cleveland Indians?
They're OK? Oh, wait. WTF is happening to Free America?
Used to be a Phillies fan. No longer. Don't watch, don't care. The Left had stolen sports from us.
Liberals are so fucking mental that they HATE anyone that is happy.
Joy is something to bee stamped out in favor of obedience.
Ruining sports, TV, the movies, and art is very high on the agenda of stupid people (democrats) everywhere, but they are so myopic, they have no fucking clue how stupid they are.
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Liberals are so fucking mental that they HATE anyone that is happy.
Joy is something to bee stamped out in favor of obedience.
Ruining sports, TV, the movies, and art is very high on the agenda of stupid people (democrats) everywhere, but they are so myopic, they have no fucking clue how stupid they are.
I’ve given up on American TV. I’m watching frickin Russian shows. They seem less woke and preachy.
The U.S. culture is more communist than Russia now. (The urban left big tech part. Not us deplorables.)