PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Number7 on March 08, 2023, 07:26:50 AM
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Apparently, the bar for nominating and confirming Supreme Court Justices includes finding idiots that have no idea whether they are male or female.
The Babylon Bee has simplified things for the moron recently added to the court.
What is a woman? Nobody knows - not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for. Run through this list and keep track of how many "yes" answers you come up with. The more affirmatives, the more likely you're a chick!
1. Are you always cold?
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
12. Do you have two X chromosomes?
Easy... Right?
Nothing is ever easy for morons pretending to be adults in politics.
https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-woman-12-signs-to-look-for
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1. Are you always cold?
Yes mostly, except for the hot flashes.
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
Twice!
3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
Yes. But I call BS on this one; gay men are better at interior decorating than I am and they’re men.
4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
Um, no.
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
I haven’t driven in the last 24 hours so no.
6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
Not anymore but I used to. Half a point?
7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
Yes!
8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
Oh hell no. I’m not stoopid!
9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
Yes. :(
10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
Yes.
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
I would NEVER patronize Starbucks. I make my own coffee at home thankyouverymuch and it’s a hell of a lot better than that communist swill.
12. Do you have two X chromosomes?
Oh yes. I can prove it with DNA test results.
According to this I guess I am likely a woman.
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Regarding number 5. I had to go out later this morning and while I was trying to leave a tight parking space I backed into a telephone pole. But it wasn’t running into a curb so my answer is still “no”. And there’s only a barely visible scratch on the rubber bumper so I’m not even going to tell my husband.
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1. Are you always cold?
Yes mostly, except for the hot flashes.
2. Has a human ever popped out of you?
Twice!
3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?
Yes. But I call BS on this one; gay men are better at interior decorating than I am and they’re men.
4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?
Um, no.
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.
I haven’t driven in the last 24 hours so no.
6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?
Not anymore but I used to. Half a point?
7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?
Yes!
8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?
Oh hell no. I’m not stoopid!
9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?
Yes. :(
10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?
Yes.
11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?
I would NEVER patronize Starbucks. I make my own coffee at home thankyouverymuch and it’s a hell of a lot better than that communist swill.
12. Do you have two X chromosomes?
Oh yes. I can prove it with DNA test results.
According to this I guess I am likely a woman.
Lol! I just read this. Read my Bee post in the joke thread about a female pilot saying things are “fine.” Lol