PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Bob Noel on June 17, 2016, 08:57:19 AM
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(stolen from the interweb...)
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.
St. Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan.'
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And the Trump one is used to power God's Bonanza
EDITED: Changed to a better class of A/C
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LOL.
God has a Bonanza.
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And the Trump one is used to power God's Bonanza
EDITED: Changed to a better class of A/C
God has good taste in planes!
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God burns AVGAS? Then where does he fill up?
Can God's plane stall, spin and crash? If it did, who would do the investigation? What if it were pilot error? Would the investigator then get struck by lightning?
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God burns AVGAS?
This is self-evidently obvious!
Then where does he fill up?
Anywhere he wants. If Jesus can turn water into wine, why can't God turn water into 100LL?
[/size]Can God's plane stall, spin and crash?
Stall, spin? If He desires it. Crash, no.
[/size]If it did, who would do the investigation? What if it were pilot error? Would the investigator then get struck by lightning?
Investigator: Minister Creflo Dollar (http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/living/creflo-dollar-jet-feat/)
Pilot Error: No
Struck By Lightning: I certainly hope so.