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Title: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: elwood blues on April 06, 2021, 08:35:31 PM
So my nephew, who lives in California, was out on the playground and something happened (I don't know what) and one of the teachers caught the tail end of it ..., blames him, punishes him (he is, after all, a white male) sends him back to the classroom.  He's upset so he sits down at his desk and draws a picture of the school with a mushroom cloud over it and the letters B-O-O-M!

Well, that earned him a trip down to the principal's office.

The principal starts interrogating him, asking all kinds of questions:
     Principal:  "Do you have guns in your house?"

     Nephew:  "Oh yes, we have lots of guns."  (My BIL shoots competitively and is an avid hunter.)

That prompted a call to my sister to come to the school to pick up her son.

Fast forward to today:  I pick up my grandson from school and he shows me a picture he drew of a maze in the school with caches of TNT to block your way.  The picture had a sticky note written by the teacher that said: TNT, Trinitrotoluene, spelled out in syllables to help him pronounce it.

In California, you draw a picture of a bomb and you get expelled.  In Idaho, you draw a picture of a bomb and the teacher helps you with it.

Gotta love Idaho.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 07, 2021, 05:55:59 AM
What a great way to start my day! Boom!!!!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 07, 2021, 06:19:08 AM
So my nephew, who lives in California, was out on the playground and something happened (I don't know what) and one of the teachers caught the tail end of it ..., blames him, punishes him (he is, after all, a white male) sends him back to the classroom.  He's upset so he sits down at his desk and draws a picture of the school with a mushroom cloud over it and the letters B-O-O-M!

Well, that earned him a trip down to the principal's office.

The principal starts interrogating him, asking all kinds of questions:
     Principal:  "Do you have guns in your house?"

     Nephew:  "Oh yes, we have lots of guns."  (My BIL shoots completely and is an avid hunter.)

That prompted a call to my sister to come to the school to pick up her son.

Fast forward to today:  I pick up my grandson from school and he shows my a picture he drew of a maze in the school with caches of TNT to block your way.  The picture had a sticky note written by the teacher that said: TNT, Trinitrotoluene, spelled out in syllables to help him pronounce it.

In California, you draw a picture of a bomb and you get expelled.  In Idaho, you draw a picture of a bomb and the teacher helps you with it.

Gotta love Idaho.

That reminds me of a teacher I knew years ago who intercepted a note being passed between two students. In the note one student called another student a "ho".  So he told her to see him after class.  After class he says, "Did you write this?" She admits she did. He picked up chalk and said, while spelling it out on the board, "Whore is spelled W-H-O-R-E. Now go home and stop passing notes in class."
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 07, 2021, 06:25:20 AM
Unfortunately, California attitudes are spreading and common sense, pragmatic thought is being snuffed out thanks to Education, Media, Entertainment, etc. 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 07, 2021, 07:14:35 AM
So my nephew, who lives in California, was out on the playground and something happened (I don't know what) and one of the teachers caught the tail end of it ..., blames him, punishes him (he is, after all, a white male) sends him back to the classroom.  He's upset so he sits down at his desk and draws a picture of the school with a mushroom cloud over it and the letters B-O-O-M!

Well, that earned him a trip down to the principal's office.

The principal starts interrogating him, asking all kinds of questions:
     Principal:  "Do you have guns in your house?"

     Nephew:  "Oh yes, we have lots of guns."  (My BIL shoots completely and is an avid hunter.)

That prompted a call to my sister to come to the school to pick up her son.

Fast forward to today:  I pick up my grandson from school and he shows my a picture he drew of a maze in the school with caches of TNT to block your way.  The picture had a sticky note written by the teacher that said: TNT, Trinitrotoluene, spelled out in syllables to help him pronounce it.

In California, you draw a picture of a bomb and you get expelled.  In Idaho, you draw a picture of a bomb and the teacher helps you with it.

Gotta love Idaho.

Post something like that on poa and see how fast the thread is locked
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: bflynn on April 07, 2021, 07:41:34 AM
The principal missed a teaching moment because of his own incompetence.  The topic was guns, there was chance to talk rationally about guns, safety, proper use, respect for others, etc.

But the inferior leftist mind took over and they just quit on the kid.  Shame on them.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 07, 2021, 01:04:56 PM
When I was in 2nd grade my uncle gave me a pocket knife. So of course I had to show it to my buds on the St. Juliana Catholic School playground during recess. This is in Chicago.

A nun sees that, and takes it away. I don’t know what I’d tell my dad, but he will be PISSED.

Then that afternoon the school “detective” (who smelled a whole lot like a janitor with that orange sawdust stuff they put on vomit to soak it up, and certainly was the janitor) pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. He told me it was a nice knife, but don’t let him ever here that I took it out of my pocket while at school. End of story.

The nuns didn’t get too worked up about such things. Can you imagine that happening in a public school today?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 07, 2021, 01:18:36 PM
When I was in 2nd grade my uncle gave me a pocket knife. So of course I had to show it to my buds on the St. Juliana Catholic School playground during recess. This is in Chicago.

A nun sees that, and takes it away. I don’t know what I’d tell my dad, but he will be PISSED.

Then that afternoon the school “detective” (who smelled a whole lot like a janitor with that orange sawdust stuff they put on vomit to soak it up, and certainly was the janitor) pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. He told me it was a nice knife, but don’t let him ever here that I took it out of my pocket while at school. End of story.

The nuns didn’t get too worked up about such things. Can you imagine that happening in a public school today?

Carrying a pocket knife beginning around age 7 should be an inborn right for every child. 7 was the age of responsibility I was taught. It’s when you are capable of “sin” and make your first confession IIRC.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Jim Logajan on April 07, 2021, 01:40:21 PM
“My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in fellow man
And I was so much older then
When I was young”
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Little Joe on April 07, 2021, 01:51:06 PM
When I was in 2nd grade my uncle gave me a pocket knife. So of course I had to show it to my buds on the St. Juliana Catholic School playground during recess. This is in Chicago.

A nun sees that, and takes it away. I don’t know what I’d tell my dad, but he will be PISSED.

Then that afternoon the school “detective” (who smelled a whole lot like a janitor with that orange sawdust stuff they put on vomit to soak it up, and certainly was the janitor) pulled me out of the classroom into the hallway. He told me it was a nice knife, but don’t let him ever here that I took it out of my pocket while at school. End of story.

The nuns didn’t get too worked up about such things. Can you imagine that happening in a public school today?
When I was in 4th grade (in 1961) our teacher asked if she could borrow someone's pocket knife to cut a piece of rope.  At least six or eight of us boys offered ours.  She took mine.   I remember asking her if I could help her because it was unusual back then for a "girl" to use a pocket knife. She declined, but then she did have to ask me to open it for her.  Then she cut the rope, closed the knife and handed it back to me.  This was in Norfolk Virginia. Times have changed.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 07, 2021, 01:52:27 PM
“My very chains and I grew friends,
So much a long communion tends
To make us what we are:—even I
Regain'd my freedom with a sigh.”
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 07, 2021, 02:36:37 PM
When I was in 4th grade (in 1961) our teacher asked if she could borrow someone's pocket knife to cut a piece of rope.  At least six or eight of us boys offered ours.  She took mine.   I remember asking her if I could help her because it was unusual back then for a "girl" to use a pocket knife. She declined, but then she did have to ask me to open it for her.  Then she cut the rope, closed the knife and handed it back to me.  This was in Norfolk Virginia. Times have changed.

We used to bring our rifles and shotguns to high school and kept them in the Principal's office.  Sometimes he'd go hunting with us after school.  Yes times have changed.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Number7 on April 07, 2021, 03:31:03 PM
Let's be honest.

liberals are stupid, shallow, frightened, pathetic, angry, entitled, jealous of everything and everybody and helpless when and where it courts.

...not necessarily in that order.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Little Joe on April 10, 2021, 01:48:44 PM
We used to bring our rifles and shotguns to high school and kept them in the Principal's office.  Sometimes he'd go hunting with us after school.  Yes times have changed.
We had to keep ours in the car (or truck) and they had to be in the gunrack, or laying on the back window ledge so they were visible.  This was high school in South Georgia and it got HOT in those cars.  I always wondered what the ignition temperature of gunpowder was.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 10, 2021, 04:31:25 PM
My high school- NYC suburbs in the 70's- had a rifle range in the basement for the sanctioned Rifle Team that competed with other schools in the region, we'd bring our own guns if  preferred over the standard school issue. Yearbook picture with the team sporting guns. try that in 2021. The world is so fucked up.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Little Joe on April 10, 2021, 04:35:00 PM
The world is so fucked up.
Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: bflynn on April 10, 2021, 09:19:23 PM
Just thought of another major difference between the two states. One is roughly shaped like a gun. The other looks like a broken penis.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Username on April 11, 2021, 06:54:04 AM
My high school- NYC suburbs in the 70's- had a rifle range in the basement for the sanctioned Rifle Team that competed with other schools in the region, we'd bring our own guns if  preferred over the standard school issue. Yearbook picture with the team sporting guns. try that in 2021. The world is so fucked up.
I attended a California high school in the 1970s.  ROTC drilled with M14s.  I was on the drill team, color guard, and rifle team.  I didn't like the school's rifles so I brought my own.  I guess it helped that most of the students in the high school had parents from the nearby naval base.  Good times.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 07:10:13 AM
Just thought of another major difference between the two states. One is roughly shaped like a gun. The other looks like a broken penis.

ROTFLMAO!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 11, 2021, 07:16:03 AM
We were in Sandpoint, Idaho in September. A diner asked for chopsticks, and the waitress said, “Here’s your liberal silverware” when she brought them.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 07:25:26 AM
We were in Sandpoint, Idaho in September. A diner asked for chopsticks, and the waitress said, “Here’s your liberal silverware” when she brought them.

Chopsticks are associated with being liberal? Uh oh. I’ve been using chopsticks since I was 16 and my friends and I used to eat out at Chinese restaurants. I can’t eat Asian food with regular flatware, it doesn’t taste right.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 11, 2021, 07:26:04 AM
We were in Sandpoint, Idaho in September. A diner asked for chopsticks, and the waitress said, “Here’s your liberal silverware” when she brought them.

You know she's right.  Probably self absorbed, entitled Progressives who like to think of themselves as worldly and evolved.   In other words D Bags.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 11, 2021, 08:22:20 AM
I had a different take on the phrase "liberal silverware"

Think China and who owns the DNC...
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Username on April 11, 2021, 08:23:07 AM
We were in Sandpoint, Idaho in September. A diner asked for chopsticks, and the waitress said, “Here’s your liberal silverware” when she brought them.
I'm always amazed when I see fancy urbanites eating Chinese food with chopsticks.  How is that not cultural appropriation?  Shouldn't they be ridiculed and shunned?  How can that restaurant allow this to go on?  How can the liberals allow this to go on?  Unless the diner is of Chinese or other Eastern origin, eating anything with chopsticks should not be allowed.  Shame on that diner!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 11, 2021, 09:09:38 AM
I'm always amazed when I see fancy urbanites eating Chinese food with chopsticks.  How is that not cultural appropriation?  Shouldn't they be ridiculed and shunned?  How can that restaurant allow this to go on?  How can the liberals allow this to go on?  Unless the diner is of Chinese or other Eastern origin, eating anything with chopsticks should not be allowed.  Shame on that diner!
Yes, chopsticks only (ONLY!!!) should be given to card-carrying Asians. And not if they’re only part Asian. Or don’t look Asian. In fact, let’s just keep all non-Asians and non-Asian-appearing persons out of any restaurant serving Asian dishes, even if it’s a brewpub (as in the Sandpoint case) and has only one Asian dish on the menu.

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 09:12:39 AM
You know she's right.  Probably self absorbed, entitled Progressives who like to think of themselves as worldly and evolved.   In other words D Bags.

Well poo, now I have to stop using chopsticks. They are now associated with the stereotype of being a soy-drinking, man-bun wearing, tofu-eating vegan.... wait, I used to like tofu also! Damn, this is wrecking my world.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 09:13:41 AM
Yes, chopsticks only (ONLY!!!) should be given to card-carrying Asians. And not if they’re only part Asian. Or don’t look Asian. In fact, let’s just keep all non-Asians and non-Asian-appearing persons out of any restaurant serving Asian dishes, even if it’s a brewpub (as in the Sandpoint case) and has only one Asian dish on the menu.

Wait... you mean if I use chopsticks I am a racist xenophobic red state Neanderthal?  I’m so confused.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 11, 2021, 09:21:14 AM
Wait... you mean if I use chopsticks I am a racist xenophobic red state Neanderthal?  I’m so confused.
No, you’re simultaneously a virtue signaler and a cultural appropriator. Keep up!!!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Little Joe on April 11, 2021, 09:28:02 AM
Yes, chopsticks only (ONLY!!!) should be given to card-carrying Asians.
Wouldn't that be racist!

Wait, I just remembered; only white people can be racist.

I never thought about the liberal - chopstick connection, but when we got to an Asian place Leslie always uses the chopsticks. I always use the real silverware.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Jim Logajan on April 11, 2021, 09:34:01 AM
Wouldn't that be racist!

Wait, I just remembered; only white people can be racist.

I never thought about the liberal - chopstick connection, but when we got to an Asian place Leslie always uses the chopsticks. I always use the real silverware.

I just shove my face into the bowl and chow down.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 09:37:18 AM
Wouldn't that be racist!

Wait, I just remembered; only white people can be racist.

I never thought about the liberal - chopstick connection, but when we got to an Asian place Leslie always uses the chopsticks. I always use the real silverware.

And by “real” silverware you mean stainless steel.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Little Joe on April 11, 2021, 09:39:25 AM
And by “real” silverware you mean stainless steel.
Actually, I mean anything in the shape of a fork or spoon. (or a knife, but you don't usually need a knife with Asian food).
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 11, 2021, 10:32:08 AM
Well poo, now I have to stop using chopsticks. They are now associated with the stereotype of being a soy-drinking, man-bun wearing, tofu-eating vegan.... wait, I used to like tofu also! Damn, this is wrecking my world.

Essentially yes.   ;D
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 11, 2021, 11:54:22 AM
I just shove my face into the bowl and chow down.
Libertarians like to eliminate unnecessary, bourgeois impediments to efficient consumption, I guess.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Jim Logajan on April 11, 2021, 12:03:20 PM
Libertarians like to eliminate unnecessary, bourgeois impediments to efficient consumption, I guess.

Social norms are the work of socialists!
Resist, I say!

 ;)
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 11, 2021, 12:21:04 PM
So I’m picturing meeting up with Jim and Rush for a teriyaki lunch. We all have to present our counterfeit Asian cards. Jim’s got his face in his plate, chowing down, and Rush furtively is glancing about to see if anyone is approaching to censure her for using chopsticks while not being Asian. But she’s happy to be able to tell people later that she was carded in her dotage.

I surreptitiously stow away my MAGA hat so the other diners won’t think Trump supporters hang around with Neanderthals and paranoid culture appropriators. EppyGA walks in wearing full Trump gear and tells me to stop being a ninny.

Little Joe and his wife flew into town for the meetup but at the last minute she decided she preferred not to have lunch with deplorables so they had barbecue.

Username and YOLT refused to join us because they weren’t comfortable using their counterfeit Asian cards so soon after their trips to Costco, where Asian ID is now required when buying 20-lb sacks of rice. Anthony’s out looking for a black girlfriend so he can appropriate some of her reparations.

Steingar is out at a demonstration lobbying for mandatory forehead tattoos of one’s race because the Asian ID card situation is becoming chaotic and unmanageable. “It’s just some ink, you cretins!” says he.

Bflynn is off in a corner booth observing everything so he can write posts pointing out the inconsistencies in the posts we write about the event later.

I’ve left people out, I’m sure. But from my camera angle, that’s the way it went down.

Edit: Bob Noel was there, but was busy trying to calculate the internal dimensions of the oddly-shaped soy sauce bottle using calculus, scribbling equations all over the dinner napkins. He had no comment, unless it was something terse that I missed.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 11, 2021, 01:07:42 PM
wait... huh? what?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 11, 2021, 02:16:37 PM
Well poo, now I have to stop using chopsticks. They are now associated with the stereotype of being a soy-drinking, man-bun wearing, tofu-eating vegan.... wait, I used to like tofu also! Damn, this is wrecking my world.
I never understood how people looked upon Japanese and other Asian engineering and factories as superior when the culture continues to use inferior devices for eating food.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 11, 2021, 02:20:01 PM
So I’m picturing meeting up with Jim and Rush for a teriyaki lunch. We all have to present our counterfeit Asian cards. Jim’s got his face in his plate, chowing down, and Rush furtively is glancing about to see if anyone is approaching to censure her for using chopsticks while not being Asian. But she’s happy to be able to tell people later that she was carded in her dotage.

I surreptitiously stow away my MAGA hat so the other diners won’t think Trump supporters hang around with Neanderthals and paranoid culture appropriators. EppyGA walks in wearing full Trump gear and tells me to stop being a ninny.

Little Joe and his wife flew into town for the meetup but at the last minute she decided she preferred not to have lunch with deplorables so they had barbecue.

Username and YOLT refused to join us because they weren’t comfortable using their counterfeit Asian cards so soon after their trips to Costco, where Asian ID is now required when buying 20-lb sacks of rice. Anthony’s out looking for a black girlfriend so he can appropriate some of her reparations.

Steingar is out at a demonstration lobbying for mandatory forehead tattoos of one’s race because the Asian ID card situation is becoming chaotic and unmanageable. “It’s just some ink, you cretins!” says he.

Bflynn is off in a corner booth observing everything so he can write posts pointing out the inconsistencies in the posts we write about the event later.

I’ve left people out, I’m sure. But from my camera angle, that’s the way it went down.

Edit: Bob Noel was there, but was busy trying to calculate the internal dimensions of the oddly-shaped soy sauce bottle using calculus, scribbling equations all over the dinner napkins. He had no comment, unless it was something terse that I missed.
Awesome!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 11, 2021, 02:40:03 PM
Excellent Becky.  Once you go Black you never go back.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 02:40:59 PM
I never understood how people looked upon Japanese and other Asian engineering and factories as superior when the culture continues to use inferior devices for eating food.

I disagree, I think chopsticks are superior. They’re simpler to use and don’t impart a metallic taste to food. Easier to wash too.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 11, 2021, 02:46:29 PM
Excellent Becky.  Once you go Black you never go back.

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Number7 on April 11, 2021, 04:10:55 PM
So I’m picturing meeting up with Jim and Rush for a teriyaki lunch. We all have to present our counterfeit Asian cards. Jim’s got his face in his plate, chowing down, and Rush furtively is glancing about to see if anyone is approaching to censure her for using chopsticks while not being Asian. But she’s happy to be able to tell people later that she was carded in her dotage.

I surreptitiously stow away my MAGA hat so the other diners won’t think Trump supporters hang around with Neanderthals and paranoid culture appropriators. EppyGA walks in wearing full Trump gear and tells me to stop being a ninny.

Little Joe and his wife flew into town for the meetup but at the last minute she decided she preferred not to have lunch with deplorables so they had barbecue.

Username and YOLT refused to join us because they weren’t comfortable using their counterfeit Asian cards so soon after their trips to Costco, where Asian ID is now required when buying 20-lb sacks of rice. Anthony’s out looking for a black girlfriend so he can appropriate some of her reparations.

Steingar is out at a demonstration lobbying for mandatory forehead tattoos of one’s race because the Asian ID card situation is becoming chaotic and unmanageable. “It’s just some ink, you cretins!” says he.

Bflynn is off in a corner booth observing everything so he can write posts pointing out the inconsistencies in the posts we write about the event later.

I’ve left people out, I’m sure. But from my camera angle, that’s the way it went down.

Edit: Bob Noel was there, but was busy trying to calculate the internal dimensions of the oddly-shaped soy sauce bottle using calculus, scribbling equations all over the dinner napkins. He had no comment, unless it was something terse that I missed.

I feel very left out... but not in a good way.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 02:42:01 AM


She's Hot!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 03:31:34 AM
She's Hot!

Yes. As long as she stopped the tats. I think she has. She was bordering on too much after that video. IMNSHO.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 03:52:49 AM
Yes. As long as she stopped the tats. I think she has. She was bordering on too much after that video. IMNSHO.

Absolutely.  I don't get it, but I saw these girls at the gym all the time (pre Covid) and I just had to ask myself why?  Guess it's a generational thing.  Used to be only bikers, Marines and strippers had tats. Do younger women want to look like strippers now?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on April 12, 2021, 04:13:26 AM
I think it tends to limit one's career choices.  Kind of a built-in caste system.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 12, 2021, 05:04:23 AM
I think it tends to limit one's career choices.  Kind of a built-in caste system.
Tats used to be something you could cover up if you wanted.

Face and hand tattoos and especially those freakishly hideous gauges in the ears gets you a job at a gas station or Starbucks. That’s about it.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 12, 2021, 05:05:52 AM
She's Hot!
Doesn’t do anything for me. And I couldn’t listen to that voice for more than 10 seconds.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Lucifer on April 12, 2021, 05:12:29 AM
Tats used to be something you could cover up if you wanted.

Face and hand tattoos and especially those freakishly hideous gauges in the ears gets you a job at a gas station or Starbucks. That’s about it.

 I don't get the hideous black ink tattoos that look like stick people drawings or done by someone who has zero art ability.   At least most prison tattoos have an artistic value.  ::)

 I also don't get the need to try to cover every visible inch of the body with these ugly tattoos.

 (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F1jazb5.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lolwot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2F15-reasons-why-face-and-neck-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea-5.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 05:33:09 AM


(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.lolwot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F08%2F15-reasons-why-face-and-neck-tattoos-are-a-bad-idea-5.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)

Wow. And it's got a PA no less.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 06:05:55 AM
Doesn’t do anything for me.

Maybe you haven't asked her properly? 

Quote
And I couldn’t listen to that voice for more than 10 seconds.

There's ways to fix that. 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Username on April 12, 2021, 06:13:35 AM
Saw a commercial recently for one of those permanent glucose sensors so diabetics can monitor their blood sugar without finger sticks.  The woman in the commercial said that she really hates needles and this was a wonderful device.  She was also covered with tattoos.  Hates needles?  Right.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 06:37:38 AM
Doesn’t do anything for me. And I couldn’t listen to that voice for more than 10 seconds.

Two note AutoTuned melody. Yeah, they'll be listening to that in 2120...
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 06:40:17 AM
Wow. And it's got a PA no less.

"Hey Dickface, how's it hangin'?"



*What's "PA"?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 06:42:20 AM
Maybe you haven't asked her properly? 

There's ways to fix that.

I'll take ONJ, thanks.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 12, 2021, 07:48:21 AM
Saw a commercial recently for one of those permanent glucose sensors so diabetics can monitor their blood sugar without finger sticks.  The woman in the commercial said that she really hates needles and this was a wonderful device.  She was also covered with tattoos.  Hates needles?  Right.

well, maybe that's why she hates needles...
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 07:56:52 AM
I'll take ONJ, thanks.

Olivia Newton John?  Really?  It's 2021 not 1978. 

I'll take Kristi Noem when she leaves her husband.  :)
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 08:55:39 AM
"Hey Dickface, how's it hangin'?"



*What's "PA"?

Prince Albert. A piercing right at the urethra.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 09:13:15 AM
Olivia Newton John?  Really?  It's 2021 not 1978. 

I'll take Kristi Noem when she leaves her husband.  :)

I'll take 1978, thanks.


Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 12, 2021, 10:25:03 AM
Prince Albert. A piercing right at the urethra.
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Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 10:36:23 AM
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Yeah I know.  I don't get ANY body piercings other than one on the end of your earlobe. I even regret those.  A friend did my ears with a sewing needle when I was 16 and it led to a lifelong nickle allergy. I can't even wear earrings at all anymore, not even pure gold or all plastic.  Not gonna get tats either, I hear horror stories about infections from contaminated ink from.... wait for it.... China.  Didn't see that coming, did you?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 11:26:33 AM
Yeah I know.  I don't get ANY body piercings other than one on the end of your earlobe. I even regret those.  A friend did my ears with a sewing needle when I was 16 and it led to a lifelong nickle allergy. I can't even wear earrings at all anymore, not even pure gold or all plastic.  Not gonna get tats either, I hear horror stories about infections from contaminated ink from.... wait for it.... China.  Didn't see that coming, did you?

One of my coworkers, an 18 year old Admin, was bragging to me that she got a belly button piercing but that it still hurt a little bit.  She also has a very tiny nose piercing which I have to admit is rather tasteful because it is so small.  AFAIK she doesn't have any tattoos, but I gotta wonder why the obsession with mutilating their bodies? 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 12, 2021, 11:43:16 AM
One of my coworkers, an 18 year old Admin, was bragging to me that she got a belly button piercing but that it still hurt a little bit.  She also has a very tiny nose piercing which I have to admit is rather tasteful because it is so small.  AFAIK she doesn't have any tattoos, but I gotta wonder why the obsession with mutilating their bodies?

I know that some guys think ink and piercing are hot.

I'm definitely not in that camp.  Ink is a turn-off.  It doesn't have anything to do with any connotations, it's strictly a visual thing for me. 




Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 11:46:14 AM
One of my coworkers, an 18 year old Admin, was bragging to me that she got a belly button piercing but that it still hurt a little bit.  She also has a very tiny nose piercing which I have to admit is rather tasteful because it is so small.  AFAIK she doesn't have any tattoos, but I gotta wonder why the obsession with mutilating their bodies?

The nose piercings are disgusting. Snot, boogers and stuff around there, ewwwwwwww.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: jb1842 on April 12, 2021, 11:54:37 AM
I know that some guys think ink and piercing are hot.

I'm definitely not in that camp.  Ink is a turn-off.  It doesn't have anything to do with any connotations, it's strictly a visual thing for me.

I have 4, and going to get more work done on 1 of them. One has an seaplane in it. My wife has about 6 I think. Nothing to big. But as much as I like tattoos, there are some that are too much and too trashy depending on where they are on the body.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 12:17:11 PM
One of my coworkers, an 18 year old Admin, was bragging to me that she got a belly button piercing but that it still hurt a little bit.  She also has a very tiny nose piercing which I have to admit is rather tasteful because it is so small.  AFAIK she doesn't have any tattoos, but I gotta wonder why the obsession with mutilating their bodies?
To express their "individuality."

Ironic on many levels.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 12, 2021, 12:18:21 PM
I know that some guys think ink and piercing are hot.

 
Must be the current version of "If she smoke, she pokes."
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 01:03:38 PM
I know that some guys think ink and piercing are hot.

I'm definitely not in that camp.  Ink is a turn-off.  It doesn't have anything to do with any connotations, it's strictly a visual thing for me.

Some piercings in certain parts of the body are presumably functional for enhancing sexual activities. I wouldn't know from first hand experience.

I have no problem with what I consider "traditional" tatoos.  That is, limited coverage in limited locations NOT on the face or hands.  But you get too many, it gets way too "busy".  I guess done right, they can be sexy on a guy if he's sexy to begin with.

I understand getting them can be addictive in some people.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 12, 2021, 01:48:30 PM
Some piercings in certain parts of the body are presumably functional for enhancing sexual activities. I wouldn't know from first hand experience.

I have no problem with what I consider "traditional" tatoos.  That is, limited coverage in limited locations NOT on the face or hands.  But you get too many, it gets way too "busy".  I guess done right, they can be sexy on a guy if he's sexy to begin with.

I understand getting them can be addictive in some people.
I get having tats that may mean something - a eagle, globe and anchor on your forearm or shoulder for a Marine for example, or to remember a loved one. But these arbitrary and meaningless designs, sleeves, etc I don’t get. But whatever. It is too bad when you see a beautiful girl permanently alter themselves. 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Lucifer on April 12, 2021, 02:24:39 PM
I get having tats that may mean something - a eagle, globe and anchor on your forearm or shoulder for a Marine for example, or to remember a loved one. But these arbitrary and meaningless designs, sleeves, etc I don’t get. But whatever. It is too bad when you see a beautiful girl permanently alter themselves.

 I saw a guy that had a desk with an open laptop tattooed over his stomach area...........really?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Jim Logajan on April 12, 2021, 02:45:38 PM
I saw a guy that had a desk with an open laptop tattooed over his stomach area...........really?

You can learn a lot from Lydia!

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 12, 2021, 03:21:17 PM
To express their "individuality."

Ironic on many levels.

It is ironic.  #! being they pretty much ALL DO IT.   ::)

Edit:  ^^^^^^Groucho was the BEST!  LOL!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 12, 2021, 05:07:03 PM
You can learn a lot from Lydia!



What a coincidence I heard this song today on the Walking Dead.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 19, 2021, 05:31:00 PM
This girl is beyond hot and the tamest video of her I could find. 

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 20, 2021, 10:23:42 AM
Nice looking girl, but I see no life in her eyes. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she has a lot of hard years on her for someone so young.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 20, 2021, 04:11:48 PM
Nice looking girl, but I see no life in her eyes. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she has a lot of hard years on her for someone so young.

For some reason I can't post a photo with my phone.   I'll do it when I get home.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: jb1842 on April 20, 2021, 04:28:58 PM
Nice looking girl, but I see no life in her eyes. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like she has a lot of hard years on her for someone so young.

This is the girl you are referring to.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 20, 2021, 08:29:20 PM
This is the girl you are referring to.

Doesn't look dead to me.

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/Rb22be0d2a6fc617efffa2b9ca1f01956?rik=FkTUDijhnrTKhA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn01.cdn.justjared.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2009%2f09%2fmomsen-garter%2ftaylor-momsen-garter-girl-05.jpg&ehk=Gt8RM4JECCPt09bVylX4t2nR6QRBGv1qB9TE%2bOHQO98%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw)
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Number7 on April 21, 2021, 07:26:30 AM
Doesn't look dead to me.

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/Rb22be0d2a6fc617efffa2b9ca1f01956?rik=FkTUDijhnrTKhA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn01.cdn.justjared.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2009%2f09%2fmomsen-garter%2ftaylor-momsen-garter-girl-05.jpg&ehk=Gt8RM4JECCPt09bVylX4t2nR6QRBGv1qB9TE%2bOHQO98%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw)

Somebody needs to tell her to go home and get the rest of her outfit and put it on....
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 21, 2021, 07:28:19 AM
look - a raccoon.

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 21, 2021, 07:39:36 AM
Doesn't look dead to me.

(https://th.bing.com/th/id/Rb22be0d2a6fc617efffa2b9ca1f01956?rik=FkTUDijhnrTKhA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn01.cdn.justjared.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2009%2f09%2fmomsen-garter%2ftaylor-momsen-garter-girl-05.jpg&ehk=Gt8RM4JECCPt09bVylX4t2nR6QRBGv1qB9TE%2bOHQO98%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw)

OK, much better! Must have been the lighting or something (or maybe the heinous eye makeup) in that vid that made her look dead.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Rush on April 21, 2021, 07:54:36 AM
Sorry to pile on Anthony too, but not my type at all, if I were to go gay. Here's what I think is hot:
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 21, 2021, 08:29:39 AM
OK, much better! Must have been the lighting or something (or maybe the heinous eye makeup) in that vid that made her look dead.

Most of her music is dark, dreadful, demonic.  All the D words.  So, I think she purposely goes for that look in a lot of her vids.  It's probably all an act to to sell records. 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 21, 2021, 08:31:02 AM
Most of her music is dark, dreadful, demonic.  All the D words.  So, I think she purposely goes for that look in a lot of her vids.  It's probably all an act to to sell records.

I've done the Goth girl thing, BTDT. Not my thing these days...
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: bflynn on April 21, 2021, 10:37:01 AM
look - a raccoon.

I don't think I've ever seen a racoon wearing stocking and a garter belt.

Oh, wait...you're not looking at her...face...are you?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 21, 2021, 11:43:45 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a racoon wearing stocking and a garter belt.

Oh, wait...you're not looking at her...face...are you?

Eyes are the best feature... and - BONUS - you don't get in trouble for looking at a woman's eyes.

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 21, 2021, 04:35:28 PM
Somebody needs to tell her to go home and get the rest of her outfit and put it on....

Yeah, that's the first thing I'd say to her if she showed up at my house.   Right.......     ::)

And as far as Raccoons go, that's one I'd definitely use a live
trap for.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President in Exile YOLT on April 21, 2021, 07:07:10 PM
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Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 21, 2021, 09:29:33 PM
More racoons.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on April 22, 2021, 08:24:00 AM
Sorry, I lost track of how this raccoon stuff relates to the difference between California and Idaho????
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on April 22, 2021, 08:24:36 AM
Sorry, I lost track of how this raccoon stuff relates to the difference between California and Idaho????

It doesn't ... just another example of thread-drift....

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Anthony on April 22, 2021, 09:07:04 AM
Sorry everyone.  I'll stop now. 
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: nddons on April 22, 2021, 09:56:17 AM
More racoons.
I’ll see your blond raccoon and raise you a brunette raccoon.

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Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Lucifer on April 22, 2021, 10:05:43 AM
Sorry everyone.  I'll stop now.

Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 22, 2021, 10:24:29 AM
Rebecca Ferguson or Fiona Glenanne is more my speed. Blue eyed brunettes with a touch of ginger, yes please!
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on April 22, 2021, 11:32:54 AM
I'll add this one for you. Conservative and was a MMA fighter.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: elwood blues on April 22, 2021, 07:50:55 PM
Sorry, I lost track of how this raccoon stuff relates to the difference between California and Idaho????

Easy.  Conservative women are more attractive than liberal women.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 23, 2021, 05:06:48 AM
I'll add this one for you. Conservative and was a MMA fighter.

She has a nice role in the early Mandalorian episodes.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on April 23, 2021, 05:22:41 AM
She has a nice role in the early Mandalorian episodes.
She got fired for expressing her view point.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 23, 2021, 05:42:27 AM
She got fired for expressing her view point.

Figures. Fucking Hollywood and fucking Disney.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: jb1842 on April 23, 2021, 05:52:22 AM
I'll add this one for you. Conservative and was a MMA fighter.

I'd wrestle with her.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Number7 on April 23, 2021, 06:32:15 AM
She got fired for expressing her view point.

No one LESS tolerant than the lying hypocrite communists that call themselves democrats.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: Mr Pou on April 23, 2021, 08:33:02 AM
I'd wrestle with her.

And lose, but is that really losing?
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: jb1842 on April 23, 2021, 08:43:02 AM
And lose, but is that really losing?

No, it's not.
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on April 25, 2021, 06:28:13 AM
And, I'll add this.

https://twitter.com/marshp1970/status/1385997389849415683?s=20 (https://twitter.com/marshp1970/status/1385997389849415683?s=20https://twitter.com/marshp1970/status/1385997389849415683?s=20https://twitter.com/marshp1970/status/1385997389849415683?s=20)
Title: Re: The Difference Between California And Idaho
Post by: texasag93 on June 03, 2021, 04:53:29 PM
And lose, but is that really losing?

Check her real close for ticks......