PILOT SPIN
Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Rush on January 26, 2022, 08:20:55 AM
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Too funny! And oh so true. Y’all just need to go to the site. Find the one about the M&M identifying as a Skittle. Lol!
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-outperforms-nations-expectations-for-first-year-by-still-being-alive
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a press conference yesterday, Biden said he underpromised and overdelivered, claiming that he outperformed the nation's expectations for him during his first year in office.
Our fact-checkers here at The Babylon Bee rate Biden's claim as true, as the nation was very impressed with the fact that he's still alive after one year. Everyone agreed that he outperformed Americans' expectations by not having dropped dead during his first hundred days in office, with many expressing their utter shock and amazement that he has not kicked the bucket long ago.
"Yeah, I totally thought he was a goner," said Iowa man Justin Russ-Mason. "I'm really impressed here. When I saw him at the press conference yesterday, I thought to myself, 'Man. Now there's a president who is still alive.'"
Snopes quickly fact-checked the rapidly spreading claim that Biden is alive, finding the statement "mostly true".
Contributing factors that caused Americans to think he would die well before he marked one year in office included the fact that he's 187 years old, his obvious dementia, and his close proximity to Kamala Harris. Nonetheless, he's still alive and well.
Well, he's alive anyway.
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Foolish. I imagine I won’t be sticking around here very long and my time as a member will be over.
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Foolish. I imagine I won’t be sticking around here very long and my time as a member will be over.
Butt Hurt kicking in already?
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No, I think it's something about his member.
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No, I think it's something about his member.
Rimshot.
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Foolish. I imagine I won’t be sticking around here very long and my time as a member will be over.
This isn’t an airport, so no need to announce your departure.
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Foolish. I imagine I won’t be sticking around here very long and my time as a member will be over.
Why's that?
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Foolish. I imagine I won’t be sticking around here very long and my time as a member will be over.
Feel free to stay, or go... It's all on you.
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Feel free to stay, or go... It's all on you.
I think Hummingbird1002 is expecting the rest of us to shut up on politics and to start more threads on aviation-related topic.
Peter Steinmetz desired to see more aviation content and has started threads of that nature. Has not asked anyone to change their posting habits. Peter's arch-nemesis{*} Hummingbird1002 desires to see more aviation content but does nothing to change that even though it is in his or her power. I am sympathetic to the idea, so I'll see about starting some aviation-related threads on this forum even though I'm rather lazy that way.
{*} Superman has Lex Luther, Batman has The Joker, Bart Simpson has Sideshow Bob, so why shouldn't Peter - or any of us - have an arch-nemesis? After Hummingbird1002 created an account here his first two posts were to call Peter a psychopath and "beyond insane". Sounds like a promising start to being a nemesis, if he or she weren't so easily distracted.
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I think Hummingbird1002 is expecting the rest of us to shut up on politics and to start more threads on aviation-related topic.
I guess I missed that.
All I saw was hummingbird complaining about what we do talk about.
I disagree with a lot of the things said here, but I don't think I am entitled to change what the discussions are about.
I really have no idea what Hummingbird's objections are, except to complain.
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I guess I missed that.
All I saw was hummingbird complaining about what we do talk about.
I disagree with a lot of the things said here, but I don't think I am entitled to change what the discussions are about.
I really have no idea what Hummingbird's objections are, except to complain.
He's a Control Freak Leftist like the rest of them. That's all you need to know. Now back to your Tapioca and Lawrence Welk.
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