PILOT SPIN

Spin Zone => Spin Zone => Topic started by: Rush on May 12, 2023, 08:05:25 AM

Title: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: Rush on May 12, 2023, 08:05:25 AM
I got this email.  Hahahahahaha!!!   Buh -bye.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: President-Elect Bob Noel on May 12, 2023, 08:13:42 AM
I've got a dollar that says you'll receive at least one more "final" offer.

Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: Rush on May 12, 2023, 08:35:15 AM
I've got a dollar that says you'll receive at least one more "final" offer.

Yep they want me to pay $35 for a paper card that says I'm a Republican.  No, and no.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: Lucifer on May 12, 2023, 08:37:27 AM
Yep they want me to pay $35 for a paper card that says I'm a Republican.  No, and no.

  Ronna needs that money.  She has a luxury vacation planned in a chartered jet.   Those jets and resorts aren't free ya know.......
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: The Loan Arranger on May 12, 2023, 08:38:30 AM
Better send that $35 in right now!!


As a former RNC fundraiser, I know for a fact that we wouldn't care about some paper card. We would just hound you with endless phone calls until you sent in a check. Oh, and you'd get a magazine called "First Monday" for you troubles.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: nddons on May 12, 2023, 08:47:22 AM
I got this email.  Hahahahahaha!!!   Buh -bye.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RUSH, you seem really broken up about this. I’m sure there are some self-help groups available to help you through this rough phase of your life.

My self help groups reside at places called “airports” and “ranges.”  I’m sure you can find some helpful activities to relieve you of this grief.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: Becky (My pronouns are Assigned/By/God) on May 14, 2023, 05:34:44 AM
I’ve gotten those emails too. And letters in the mail. I consistently return the “surveys” with germane phrases scrawled on them with my big black Marks-a-Lot Marker. Like “FIX ELECTION INTEGRITY, YOU SHAMELESS GRIFTERS,” and the like. It’s worth the stamp, I think.

Well, the flow of epistles and surveys finally seemed to end, and I thought I finally was done with them, but yesterday I got a survey! It listed about 25 possible GOP candidates for President and asked which one I preferred!!!!! And of course they wanted money.

Hahahahaha!!! They don’t get it. I’ll say it again, the GOP is DEAD and needs to be replaced. They are destroying the United States. How out of touch can you be to act breathlessly like the 25-candidate thing has any meaning whatsoever? I suspect people are NOT sending them money, which means they’re funded by the opposition. Because they’re sure acting like opposition.

It was cathartic but totally unproductive, I’m sure, to scrawl on that survey with the Marks-a-Lot and put it in the mail. Traitors and assholes are they.



Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: nddons on May 15, 2023, 04:05:29 PM
I’ve gotten those emails too. And letters in the mail. I consistently return the “surveys” with germane phrases scrawled on them with my big black Marks-a-Lot Marker. Like “FIX ELECTION INTEGRITY, YOU SHAMELESS GRIFTERS,” and the like. It’s worth the stamp, I think.

Well, the flow of epistles and surveys finally seemed to end, and I thought I finally was done with them, but yesterday I got a survey! It listed about 25 possible GOP candidates for President and asked which one I preferred!!!!! And of course they wanted money.

Hahahahaha!!! They don’t get it. I’ll say it again, the GOP is DEAD and needs to be replaced. They are destroying the United States. How out of touch can you be to act breathlessly like the 25-candidate thing has any meaning whatsoever? I suspect people are NOT sending them money, which means they’re funded by the opposition. Because they’re sure acting like opposition.

It was cathartic but totally unproductive, I’m sure, to scrawl on that survey with the Marks-a-Lot and put it in the mail. Traitors and assholes are they.
I did an experiment once. For some state or local race, I donated a small token and spelled my first name “StAn”.

StAn started appearing in national mailings, emails, and texts so fast it moved faster than a case of herpes at a Grateful Dead concert.

They are all snakes.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: The Loan Arranger on May 16, 2023, 11:04:53 AM
If you want to piss someone off, make a small cash donation in their name, with their address.

If they're a liberal, send the donation to Trump.

If they're conservative, send the donation to Biden.
Title: Re: The GOP has kicked me out
Post by: Lucifer on May 19, 2023, 04:21:48 PM
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1659683143538941954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%3Acatturd2%7Ctwcon%5Es1