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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 13, 2025, 01:28:14 PM »
This was just posted on another forum I frequent:

At lunch I needed to run by the bank and deposit some cash. I have a branch right by my house that I can take a backroad directly into the drive through line. Was on the phone with my wife and not really paying much attention and was just on auto pilot. I keep the deposit slips in my truck so I don't have to call the attendant and send the pneumatic tube in just for a slip. Filled it out as I always do, put the $1300 cash into the tube and sent it on it's way. About 5 minutes goes by and no one has even said good afternoon or anything and I don't see anyone in the window. I popped off to my wife "damn is anyone even working in there". Right then it dawned on me that no, no one was working in there, it is Columbus Day and banks are closed. I guess they had left their pneumatic system active. I drove around front and of course there was no one inside. Called all the numbers I could find for them and no one picked up any of them.

Looks like I'll be going and camping out in their parking lot early in the morning and waiting on the first person I see going into the bank.

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Spin Zone / Re: Bohemian Rhapsody flashmob
« on: September 10, 2025, 08:11:23 AM »
Quote from: Rush on September 10, 2025, 07:35:59 AM
Grok says, “The flash mob took place in the Contrescarpe square, located in the 5th arrondissement of Paris.”

Whatever that is.

I looked it up.  It is a political subdivision of a city.  Like a precinct or a ward.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 29, 2025, 02:54:58 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on August 29, 2025, 02:19:51 PM


Straight woman or gay man.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: August 27, 2025, 02:24:55 PM »
Texas: Thinks it’s its own country but is really just loud people with big hats and bigger egos.

When I used to have friends in Europe, they always made the comment that when they ran into a Yank/ American and they asked them where they were from.  Everyone from Texas said 'Texas', everyone else said the US.

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Spin Zone / Re: Here comes Erin!
« on: August 25, 2025, 10:40:17 AM »
Quote from: Number7 on August 21, 2025, 07:36:42 AM
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-babies-are-smarter-than-liberals

#8 is not true for toddlers.   :-[

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Spin Zone / Re: oh no! things lost because of the big beautiful bill
« on: July 22, 2025, 10:46:48 AM »
We supply a refrigerator, microwave, sink, plates, and the other items to eat, but not food. 

We do supply diet coke, Kurig cups, and waters.  Those are also for patients.

If the CPA says don't write it off, we won't.  We will not stop supplying it. Costs about $30 a week. 

We have 10ish women here at various times, I would not want to start guessing what kind of snacks each one would want.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 12, 2025, 06:52:50 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: USSC Issues Sweeping Rebuke To District Judges
« on: July 11, 2025, 03:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Number7 on July 10, 2025, 06:46:54 PM
Most of these ‘judges’ have no higher IQ than a walnut shell. Their understanding of the construction is no better than the potato joe biden appointed to the Supreme Court.

Remember, the Left pushed Dobbs and that is how Roe was overturned.

The legal system moves slowly.  I hope like hell SCOTUS gets this one right when it gets to them. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Just got an FBI alert
« on: July 10, 2025, 07:37:23 AM »
I am close to Alvarado (70 miles) and I did not get the alert. Rush is a lot father away than I am.

I have all alerts disabled on my phone, so that may be why.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 08, 2025, 06:27:51 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Seriously?
« on: July 07, 2025, 03:49:03 PM »
Whomever is paying for the protesters is paying less for them in Mexico.

The protesters all act the same.  Skate boards, bull horns, and protest signs. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Texas Floods
« on: July 07, 2025, 03:25:16 PM »
I am in DFW, so lots of rain, but safe.  I am from Austin. 

I know lots of people in Kerrville.  The residents were, for the most part, above flood areas. 

The areas that got hit were transient areas, camps and camp grounds.

Words fail me on what the families are going through.   


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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: June 28, 2025, 11:40:46 AM »


Alligator Alcatraz.


The migrant detention facility in the Florida Everglades, often nicknamed "Alligator Alcatraz".

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Spin Zone / Re: Ceasefire
« on: June 25, 2025, 11:39:59 AM »
Quote from: EppyGA - White Christian Domestic Terrorist on June 25, 2025, 11:16:46 AM
Telephone cable splicing 71-75. After Basic and Tech Training I spent 2.5 years in Gila Bend, AZ and one year at MacDill.

I knew a lot of guys who came out of the military trained in telecom when I was with SWBell/ SBC.  The military and Bell loved their acronyms.

I would suck start a shotgun if I had to do field splicing. 

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Spin Zone / Re: Ceasefire
« on: June 23, 2025, 04:24:06 PM »
I hope it sticks.

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