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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: Today at 04:35:27 PM »
Man, these latest jokes are really cracking me up..................

See if I can help…

COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE 

 

Earl and Bubba are quietly  sitting in a boat fishing, chewing
Tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
 
Earl  spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,   

"Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 18, 2026, 04:12:30 PM »
Baby, is it in? "Not yet"



Does it hurt? "A little."

Let me push it in slowly.

Still hurt? "Yeah."

Damn, Let's try another shoe.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 18, 2026, 04:11:27 PM »
Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding..............?


A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend".....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked..

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He saidbut why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer.


The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".


Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 18, 2026, 04:09:06 PM »
Rolling papers? LOL. It has literally been 50 years... half a century!  I can't believe I'm this old.

(I'm talking about regular tobacco, yep.)

Uh huh sureeee 😂

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Spin Zone / Re: The democrats have a victim now
« on: January 15, 2026, 07:30:06 AM »
And, now, President Trump's response to Walz is equally clear: stop the attacks on ICE immediately or he'll use the Insurrection Act to "quickly put an end to the travesty that is taking place" in Minnesota. Trump issued that stark warning in a Thursday morning Truth Social post that called on "the corrupt politicians of Minnesota" to "obey the law stop the professional agitators and insurrectionists from attacking the Patriots of I.C.E."

More here:

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/01/15/trump-threatens-to-use-insurrection-act-to-bring-order-to-minneapolis-n2198162

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Spin Zone / Re: Somalian Crime
« on: January 14, 2026, 09:21:18 PM »
Navy intel officer tracked millions from Minnesota day cares to terror groups
Rich McHughJan 14, 2026 / 07:02 PM CST

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MINNEAPOLIS (NewsNation) — A former Navy intelligence officer assigned to track terrorist financing says he documented hundreds of millions of dollars flowing from Minnesota day care fraud schemes directly to Al-Shabaab terror networks in Somalia as early as 2016 — nearly a decade before federal authorities began widespread prosecutions.

Phillip Parrish, a lieutenant in the Navy who joined the Joint Terrorism Task Force in 2016, said he tracked money couriers from Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport to the Netherlands, then to Nairobi, Kenya, and finally into Mogadishu money exchanges called “hawalas” — the same exchanges the Treasury Department designated in 2012 as fronts for the al-Qaida-linked terror group al-Shabab.

“In 2016, we were already tracking that was adding up to hundreds of millions of dollars, and that was just what we were tracking,” Parrish told NewsNation. “Then, by now, fast forward nearly 10 years later, yeah, when they’re talking about $9 billion, that’s a real figure, and that’s probably conservative.”

Parrish’s account raises questions about why Minnesota officials did not act on early warnings about fraud schemes that allegedly fleeced taxpayers of billions through fake day care centers and other programs.

Parrish said his investigation began when he noticed an unusual pattern of cash leaving Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

Money traced to Somalia hawalas Treasury labeled terror fronts in 2012

“There’s an interesting pattern here happening, where the money’s coming out of Minneapolis International Airport. Well, where’s it coming from?” Parrish said. “How are they getting it in Minneapolis? Where is it coming from? Well, that led to some research about a list of fake companies. Well, it’s all cash that’s coming out of these fake day cares or daycares with inflated numbers.”

When asked how much money was involved, Parrish described the scale as massive.

“Hundreds of millions. You’re talking suitcases of evidence, reports of suspicious activity, reports from banking, TSA, reports from the airport, and then the military side of the house, tracking who it got to,” he said.

“You’re talking about tens of thousands, $300,000, $500,000, all these different varying amounts, daily. The open source material will tell you every other week out of Terminal 2, but it was daily out of Terminal 2, it was daily.”

“Direct portions of it were ending up in the hands of terrorists, absolutely, all the way from pirate boats being bought to essentially the administration of a terrorist network, administratively,” he said.

Parrish said his reports were used by military operations abroad but largely ignored by the public and state officials.

Officer: ‘No doubt’ money funded terrorists, pirate boats, terror networks

“Hundreds of men and women like me know the truth. It’s been the truth all along,” Parrish said. “We don’t know why we’ve been ignored, other than thieving and grifting, a culture of thieving and grifting that was intentional, no matter how it started.”

Parrish suggested the fraud schemes were part of a broader system dependent on continued immigration to sustain fraudulent programs.

“This grift machine is dependent on this flow of immigrants, legal or illegal, to continue the flow of the programs that they built legislatively,” Parrish said. “And the reason why they have such a fit about Medicaid being cut wasn’t because it was really hurting Minnesota citizens. It’s because the pipeline shut off.”

The revelations come as Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers have surged into Minnesota following viral videos showing day care centers that appeared empty despite receiving millions in taxpayer funds. Federal authorities have launched investigations into suspected fraud at child care and health care facilities across the state.

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Spin Zone / Re: Somalian Crime
« on: January 14, 2026, 09:13:54 PM »
Don’t know if ALL this is true or not….

Conversation

Walter Curt
@wcdispatch
Okay
@DataRepublican
, and I did some general numbers on the SomaliFraud cash going through Minneapolis airport.

According to reports, over 2 years, they moved roughly $700MM through the airport.

That means (if they used $100 bills) they moved 7.7 metric tons of cash, and keep in mind, this is just what was flagged over the past 2 years. 

Couple notes on that number:

That would essentially mean that the Somalis were taking a $1 million dollar duffle bag through the airport — EVERY SINGLE DAY — for two years.

Further, we can assume that this is only the money that was flagged.

If the Somalis were just wandering through without declaring every cash bag, we could be talking 10x the amount.

The question then became:

WHY Minneapolis?

Well, after some quick discussing with regular travelers of the MN airports.

The Somalis run the airport.
They’re the ground crews.
They’re the airport staff.
They’re friggin TSA.

We have an airport in the United States of America run by pirates.

That’s kind of a problem.

More on where we think the money is going later… 🇺🇸

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Spin Zone / Re: Life is just one nightmare after another
« on: January 14, 2026, 04:24:25 PM »
I just hit the zero button over and over. 99.9% of the time after 4 or so, it connects to a person.

I do the same. Works 99% of the time.

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Pilot Zone / Re: Auto land. Auto navigate? Auto broadcast to ATC???
« on: January 14, 2026, 07:39:51 AM »
Amazing stuff. Couple of my clients have the Garmin 500  autopilot and it’s pretty amazing. One guy also has Garmin Autoglide. Not real familarbwith it yet but it basically displays airports within gliding range and I think it may couple to the autopilot and fly the plane to the closest suitable airport. Pilot has to takeover and land it though.

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Pilot Zone / Re: JFK kerfluffle
« on: January 13, 2026, 05:50:36 PM »
They must’ve cleared 22R then right turn on A, hold short of D.A goes all the way around the ramp/gate areas. D is taxiway that crosses 31R/13L. So they’re coming around on Acounterclockwise and hold short of D.

I’ve flown there many times back in the day and the signage is a lot clearer where the taxiways  are.

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Spin Zone / Re: Iran. Plus an entire world reset
« on: January 13, 2026, 10:19:54 AM »
UP IN SMOKE – IRAN’S CURRENCY TOTALLY COLLAPSES
January 13, 2026 by Joe Holt

The crisis for the Islamic Iranian regime just got worse as the country’s currency totally collapsed.  It’s virtually worthless.

The International Business Times reports on Iran’s currency crash:Subscription service

The Iranian rial has effectively collapsed, plummeting to an unprecedented low of more than 1.47 million per US dollar on unofficial markets this week. The currency crash has triggered a wave of nationwide ‘revolutionary’ protests, as the cost of basic survival spirals out of reach for millions of Ok

On Monday, 12 January 2026, the dollar was quoted as high as 1.47 million rials in the ‘free market’ of Tehran, marking a catastrophic decline from 2025 levels. For comparison, the rial traded at roughly 70 to the dollar during the 1979 revolution; it has now lost approximately 20,000 times its value over four decades, according to The Economic Times.

https://joehoft.com/up-in-smoke-irans-currency-totally-collapses/

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Spin Zone / Re: Iran. Plus an entire world reset
« on: January 12, 2026, 10:08:32 AM »
  For what it’s worth:


Afshine Emrani MD FACC
@afshineemrani
While the world watches the Mediterranean, the real move is happening in the silence of the Indian Ocean.

​The Intel:
​6 B-2 Spirits just landed at Diego Garcia. That’s half the entire U.S. stealth fleet.
​Dozens of KC-135 tankers have surged to Qatar since Jan 5th.
​This isn’t a "show of force." It’s the exact logistics pattern that preceded Operation Midnight Hammer.

​The Twist:
Israel is on maximum alert, but not for the reason you think. Three sources confirmed to Reuters: Israel isn’t preparing for an Iranian attack. They are preparing for a U.S. strike on Tehran.

​The Trigger:
Marco Rubio called Netanyahu while 400 bodies were being stacked at Kahrizak. The threshold Trump set—the "red line" of human rights and regional stability—has been crossed ten times over.

​The Sky is Empty:
Qatar, Emirates, Lufthansa... they’ve all pulled out. When commercial aviation clears the airspace, it’s because someone expects ordnance.
​Trump has the options. The bombers are fueled.
What happens next defines the decade.

SOON.

FREE IRAN.
@POTUS
 
@realDonaldTrump
 
LFG

https://x.com/afshineemrani/status/2010367781171298755?s=

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Spin Zone / Re: Maduro Captured
« on: January 10, 2026, 09:58:04 AM »
What to Do If You're Shot 3X During Maduro Operation? If You're This Chinook Pilot, You Finish Mission

By Bob Hoge | 8:00 PM on January 09, 2026
The opinions expressed by contributors are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of RedState.com.
   

Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/Pool Photo via AP
Operation Absolute Resolve was a stunning military success. In the wee hours of January 3, American military forces stealthily entered the South American country of Venezuela by air, lowered boots to the ground, and successfully captured the dictator and illegitimate president Nicolás Maduro. He was spirited off to New York City, where he awaits his reckoning from the U.S. Justice system.

No U.S. troops were killed, nor was any of our military hardware captured or destroyed.
But that doesn’t mean there weren’t multiple deaths among the Venezuelans and their protectors, the Cubans, and it doesn’t mean there were no injuries on the American team. In fact, one helicopter pilot, who was the team leader and one of the planners of the mission, was hit three times.
That didn’t stop him, according to multiple reports:
In the early hours of Saturday morning, U.S. Army helicopters skimmed 100 feet above the sea and then over Caracas, Venezuela’s capital, racing toward their target. Their stealthy pathway had been cleared by an American cyberattack that darkened the city, and by radar-evading U.S. fighter jets that pounded Venezuela’s Russian-built air defenses.
Initially, the helicopters, carrying dozens of Army Delta Force commandos, flew undetected.
But as they approached Mr. Maduro’s lair, the aircraft came under fire and shot back. The first helicopter in the assault, a giant twin-rotor MH-47 Chinook, was hit but remained flyable. The flight leader, who also planned the mission and was piloting the Chinook, was struck three times in the leg, said current and former U.S. officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive matters.

Although the pilot survived the shots, the drama was far from over:
As the damaged helicopter struggled to stay aloft and deliver its troops to their target, the success of the entire operation, called Absolute Resolve, involving more than 150 aircraft launched from 20 different land and sea bases in the region, hung in the balance.
The entire operation was in jeopardy:
Would these operators from the Army’s elite 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment adjust and prevail, as members of the SEAL Team 6 raid to capture Osama bin Laden in Pakistan in 2011 did after one of their helicopters clipped a wall and crashed?
Or would the Chinook plummet into a hostile city and become a deadly echo of the Black Hawk helicopter that was shot down in Mogadishu, Somalia, in 1993 and ignited a fierce battle in which 18 U.S. troops died and 73 were wounded, at the time the deadliest single engagement for American troops since the Vietnam War?

Spoiler alert: the helicopter did not crash, we didn’t witness the second coming of Black Hawk Down, the brave pilot was able to disgorge the soldiers on his craft to go capture Maduro, and he was able to later get the chopper back to the warship Iwo Jima. Although he was seriously injured, he is being treated at a Texas hospital along with another soldier.
And that, my friends, is yet another reason why the U.S. military is feared and respected. In this operation, as in so many others throughout our history, they didn’t come to play games.



https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/09/what-to-do-if-youre-shot-3x-during-maduro-operation-if-youre-this-chinook-pilot-you-finish-mission-n2197967

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Spin Zone / Re: Maduro Captured
« on: January 10, 2026, 08:45:45 AM »
Seals DevGru tops them out.  ;)

BTW, we don't see AFCC operating out of submarines.   ;)

That we know of….

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