“I’m putting a black female on SCOTUS, huck huck huck duhhhh…”

Cackle lady? 😏

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys.

That was great, didn’t see that coming! 😂

I used to make three different pies for Thanksgiving: pumpkin, mincemeat and tart cherry. I would have a thin slice of all three. Because they were all soooo gooooood.

Pumpkin, sweet potato, and pecan pies are what pies we usually have.

Unsurprisingly I’ve never heard of her…it is a ‘her’ correct?

  Like "DaNang Dick" Blumenthal?   Or Tim Walz?    John "Swiftboat" Kerry?  Or Al Gore?

Yep.

Hanoi Jane fits in there too

Thank you Lucifer.

USAF Retired

Schmer next hopefully!

Bad Luck: Trump Says The Missing Epstein Files Were In The East Wing And Have Now Been Destroyed
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Oct 27, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Jeffrey Epstein case is now formally closed following an announcement by President Donald Trump that all the missing Epstein files were in the East Wing of the White House and have now been destroyed.

"You know, I never go to the East Wing, but I guess that's where all the Epstein files were. Even the client list, if you can believe it. They said there was no client list, but I guess it was in the East Wing the whole time. Who knew?" Trump told reporters Monday morning. "There were a lot of files. A lot of files. Poof — all gone. They've gone bye-bye."

"Oh well," he added.

According to reports, House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer, whose congressional committee had previously been looking into suspected agency misconduct as it pertained to the Epstein case, was surprised to learn the files were at the White House the whole time. "That seems like a weird place to keep all those files," he reportedly told colleagues. "Too bad. I guess no one will see them now."

At publishing time, President Trump revealed Jeffrey Epstein's accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, had also been in the East Wing of the White House when it was destroyed.