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Spin Zone / Re: Bolton Indicted
« on: October 16, 2025, 02:43:08 PM »
Now convict his pompous ass!
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 16, 2025, 01:02:02 PM »
A policeman stopped my grandma, who was carrying two large plastic bags, one with $20 bills falling out.
She explained that golfers would pee through a knot hole in her fence, killing her flowers, so she'd surprise them, grab hold, and demand $20 or she'd cut it off.
The cop laughed, saying it seemed fair.
He then asked what was in the other bag, to which she replied with a grin, 'Not everybody pays.
She explained that golfers would pee through a knot hole in her fence, killing her flowers, so she'd surprise them, grab hold, and demand $20 or she'd cut it off.
The cop laughed, saying it seemed fair.
He then asked what was in the other bag, to which she replied with a grin, 'Not everybody pays.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 16, 2025, 12:50:43 PM »
At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations
Oct 16, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations
U.S. — Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.
According to representatives from Delta, Southwest, United, Spirit, Frontier, and Canada Air, all commercial aircraft were being retrofitted with ejection seats to get rid of irritating, inconsiderate jerks who have loud conversations when you're trying to sleep.
"It's a huge step forward in customer satisfaction," said airline spokesman Bob Jet. "People love it. Just one syllable above a certain noise threshold, and — FWOOOSH — your irritating neighbor will be going for a much faster, shorter flight than they planned. Passengers have told us that it's the only good thing in air travel since Continental went out of business and stopped giving out free hot chocolate chip cookies."
Passengers love the new feature.
"I can't wait to fly again," said Michael Holmes, a frequent airline passenger. "No longer will I be plagued with stupid conversations with people in my aisle. No longer will I have to try to sleep through impromptu business meetings. Just a quiet, serene flight, occasionally punctuated by rocket launchers ejecting noisy travelers."
At publishing time, airlines had improved air travel even more by equipping planes with ejector seats for passengers who chew with their mouths open.
Oct 16, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations
U.S. — Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.
According to representatives from Delta, Southwest, United, Spirit, Frontier, and Canada Air, all commercial aircraft were being retrofitted with ejection seats to get rid of irritating, inconsiderate jerks who have loud conversations when you're trying to sleep.
"It's a huge step forward in customer satisfaction," said airline spokesman Bob Jet. "People love it. Just one syllable above a certain noise threshold, and — FWOOOSH — your irritating neighbor will be going for a much faster, shorter flight than they planned. Passengers have told us that it's the only good thing in air travel since Continental went out of business and stopped giving out free hot chocolate chip cookies."
Passengers love the new feature.
"I can't wait to fly again," said Michael Holmes, a frequent airline passenger. "No longer will I be plagued with stupid conversations with people in my aisle. No longer will I have to try to sleep through impromptu business meetings. Just a quiet, serene flight, occasionally punctuated by rocket launchers ejecting noisy travelers."
At publishing time, airlines had improved air travel even more by equipping planes with ejector seats for passengers who chew with their mouths open.
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Spin Zone / Re: I’d Be Interested To Know When karl rove Was Right
« on: October 15, 2025, 12:35:30 PM »
I associate him with Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld. Enough said.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 15, 2025, 04:36:42 AM »
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed mu food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed mu food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once, and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Spin Zone / Re: State taxes
« on: October 12, 2025, 07:34:34 AM »
Alabama has income tax but my SS and Air Force pension exempted. Property taxes are low, sales tax in the area is 10%, and gas taxes I guess lower if not average.
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Spin Zone / Re: government run grocery stores
« on: October 09, 2025, 06:17:50 AM »
Alabama state liquor stores too but beer and wine sold in grocery stores and of course quick stops.
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Spin Zone / Re: California Governor's Race
« on: October 09, 2025, 06:15:23 AM »
Shes vile and disgusting. Even her husband divorced her for her abuse
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Spin Zone / Re: Joy(less) Reid opposes Republican initiative to end income tax
« on: October 02, 2025, 11:11:18 AM »
She’s a fkg racist, surprised msnbc fired her sorry ass, fits their narrative
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I can't go back there. Just when I get ready to make a post they've fucking locked the thread and I wasted my time thinking up stuff. Fuck them.
Tell us how you really feel Rush 😉😂
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Spin Zone / Re: The Continuing Spiral Down of Hollywood
« on: September 24, 2025, 03:17:06 PM »
Loved that show Rush. It was great and I was saddened when they took it off. Northern Exposer was another good one out the same time as Earl I think.
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POA thread sounds like most are getting the shot. I’m 77, had the first two in 2020, and no
more since then. Wife had it a couple times, kicked her ass, but if I did catch it was very mild. Anyway…. (my Biden impression)
https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/over-65-covid-shot.152428/
more since then. Wife had it a couple times, kicked her ass, but if I did catch it was very mild. Anyway…. (my Biden impression)
https://www.pilotsofamerica.com/community/threads/over-65-covid-shot.152428/
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Spin Zone / Re: The Continuing Spiral Down of Hollywood
« on: September 24, 2025, 07:22:15 AM »
I enjoy watching old B&W movies, actors like Bogart, Cagney, Mitchem, Stewart etc. Haven’t been to a movie theater in awhile. Still enjoy Chevy Chase movies, Animal House, etc. Even TV I don’t watch any of their shows. Can you imagine Archie Bunker today!