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Spin Zone / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: April 02, 2024, 04:44:30 PM »
Voting confined to adult white males only?

No one said that.  That is what people say when they want to quiet what they do not like hearing.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 19, 2024, 02:47:52 PM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 04, 2024, 11:14:09 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: February 12, 2024, 04:00:03 PM »

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Spin Zone / Re: “Darwinian Politics” by Paul Rubin
« on: January 21, 2024, 05:48:39 PM »
  The founding fathers never intended career politicians.  IMO that was one fatal flaw in not putting term limits in the constitution.  But at that point in time the intent was the states would control the majority of the government with the federal government taking a minor role.

  At this point, it's too far gone.

The FF also did not intend on everyone voting.

I agree with the FF on this.  Voters need skin in the game.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: January 01, 2024, 04:25:25 PM »
Sad and funny.


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Spin Zone / Re: A bit of hope, and live stream sex acts
« on: December 30, 2023, 02:10:35 PM »
I was hoping for a different kind of post.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: December 12, 2023, 07:23:20 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: UAW Tentative Agreement
« on: October 28, 2023, 03:17:36 PM »
They’re trying to destroy civilization to control it.

FIF both of you.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 21, 2023, 07:32:58 AM »
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, but this is the first warning I have seen for men.

I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.

This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I too became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.


Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
(It’s impossible not to look!)

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, “No!", but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.  Also May 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

By the way, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $1.25 at the Dollar Store and
bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.

Oh, and the best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon!

Let’s be safe out there, Men!

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 01, 2023, 11:24:49 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 22, 2023, 03:35:31 PM »

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: July 28, 2023, 06:54:33 AM »
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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Spin Zone / Re: Bob, time to step up
« on: July 18, 2023, 10:41:27 AM »
Send them to Baltimore. You know, the district of the late great Elijah Cummings, who represented that district in Congress for years and died a fabulously wealthy man. Unrelated: Cummings secured billions from FedGov through the years to “solve” homelessness in Baltimore.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/baltimore-considers-investing-billions-address-14000-vacant-homes

I saw the same thing in parts of Cleveland Metro.  The houses are not maintained and they collapse upon themselves. 

The worst areas are next to industrial areas that are covered with abandoned buildings that have lord knows what in them and in the soil around them. The areas are around and near the Cuyahoga River that famously caught on fire several times.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: June 20, 2023, 03:56:09 PM »
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.

He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”


The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.

He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

The bear says, “I’m not on drugs!?”


The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”

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