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Spin Zone / The Day Collusion Died
« on: April 21, 2019, 12:19:45 PM »

Spin Zone / Re: Mueller report PDF
« on: April 20, 2019, 02:31:59 PM »
I want congress to release the files of all the people who received payments from the “slush fund” set up to pay off victims of sexual harassment.  That was paid for by our tax dollars.  I want to know which congressmen were accused. 

We the taxpayers have a right to that information.

Spin Zone / Re: They're coming to take your guns (NZ version)
« on: April 14, 2019, 05:29:23 AM »
Projection is one of the favorite tools of the left.

If you want to know what the leftist are up to, just listen and see what they are accusing others of doing.

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 12, 2019, 12:00:11 PM »
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: Much more important.

Chief: "Who's more important than the president?"

Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 12, 2019, 11:58:41 AM »

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Fort Worth, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and trailer and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he got into the car and started the engine, switched the wipers on and was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. Finally, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I seriously doubt it', said the truly proud Hillbilly. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

Spin Zone / Re: Mueller Investigation........Put a Fork In It
« on: April 11, 2019, 06:21:06 AM »
They never figured it would come to this.  BHO, Clinton, Clapper, Brennan, Comey and the stooges at the FBI/DoJ all thought they would have Trump gone before they could be discovered.   They all believed they could use the power of their offices and connections to evade their undermining.

 If these people are not prosecuted for their crimes, and if changes aren't made to prevent this again, you can bet anytime someone the leftist disagree with gets elected it will start all over.  And they have learned from their mistakes.

 Watergate was a grade school prank compared to what these people did.  And people went to prison for Watergate.

Spin Zone / Re: Thinking About Immigration.....
« on: April 10, 2019, 09:28:27 AM »

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 08, 2019, 04:01:18 PM »

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 08, 2019, 03:39:52 PM »
Ever notice NO ONE has come forward and said they were sexually harassed by Hillary.

No one. Nada.

Spin Zone / Re: A tail of two networks
« on: April 05, 2019, 04:51:14 PM »

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:39:05 AM »
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie Sanders’ fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Bernie Sanders fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a Bernie Sanders fan?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a conservative.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a conservative.

Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom’s a conservative, and my dad’s a conservative, so I’m a conservative.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

Little Johnny replied, “A Bernie Sanders’ fan.”

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:35:23 AM »

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 05, 2019, 08:34:06 AM »

Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 03, 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, ‘What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband’s client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said.

He whirled around and screamed, ‘ GOOD GRIEF- WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?’

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