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Spin Zone / Re: Bragging a Little
« on: March 28, 2024, 04:54:14 AM »
Best of luck to your grandson and team. It’s great being a cheerleader for grandkids isn’t it!
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 19, 2024, 01:40:19 PM »
Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions "We built the Parthenon you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 18, 2024, 04:27:44 AM »
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Eventually, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Eventually, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 18, 2024, 04:26:19 AM »
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Joe Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Joe Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
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Spin Zone / Re: 53 MM FOR ILLEGALS IN NY
« on: February 07, 2024, 04:32:52 PM »
Gretzky has endorsed Kevin McCarthy for the job! WTF is that about? Tweaking McCarthy?
In an unsurprising move, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has once again taken aim at his favorite target: Kevin McCarthy.
Following the news that Ronna McDaniel is stepping down after South Carolina primary Gaetz announced his “full endorsement” of McCarthy for RNC Chair, citing the position’s complete lack of actual responsibilities as its most attractive feature.
“I fully endorse Kevin McCarthy for RNC Chair. Kevin is well organized and a very high-revenue fundraiser. He will also be well-liked by the RNC Committee. The RNC Chair doesn’t make any policy decisions, set any agenda, or negotiate against Democrats, ever. Kevin would be terrific,” stated Gaetz.
The post Gaetz Strikes Again: Endorses McCarthy For RNC Chair, Celebrates Position’s Lack Of Responsibilities appeared first on The Pavlovic Today.
In an unsurprising move, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has once again taken aim at his favorite target: Kevin McCarthy.
Following the news that Ronna McDaniel is stepping down after South Carolina primary Gaetz announced his “full endorsement” of McCarthy for RNC Chair, citing the position’s complete lack of actual responsibilities as its most attractive feature.
“I fully endorse Kevin McCarthy for RNC Chair. Kevin is well organized and a very high-revenue fundraiser. He will also be well-liked by the RNC Committee. The RNC Chair doesn’t make any policy decisions, set any agenda, or negotiate against Democrats, ever. Kevin would be terrific,” stated Gaetz.
The post Gaetz Strikes Again: Endorses McCarthy For RNC Chair, Celebrates Position’s Lack Of Responsibilities appeared first on The Pavlovic Today.
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Spin Zone / Re: Senate Border Bill
« on: February 06, 2024, 11:33:57 AM »
It’s blowing up in their treacherous faces fucking RINOs and Democraps!
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Spin Zone / Re: 2024 Presidential "Election"
« on: January 28, 2024, 10:22:49 AM »Me too. I don’t even know who she is.
Well LizBitch Cheney has been insulting her so that’s a plus in my book! 😂
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Spin Zone / Re: 2024 Presidential "Election"
« on: January 21, 2024, 06:14:09 PM »Trump texted me and told me. He’s also begging me to come to Mar A Largo and take a selfie with him. The guy won’t leave me alone.
You too? And here I thought he was singling me out. 😭 😎
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Spin Zone / Leave it voters to elect a President? Oh no, can’t have that!
« on: January 04, 2024, 02:01:53 PM »
These women on the view are fucking idiots. Who watches this crap?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/joy-behar-reaches-new-low-admits-doesnt-believe/
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/joy-behar-reaches-new-low-admits-doesnt-believe/
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Spin Zone / Re: Newsome Desantis debate
« on: December 02, 2023, 08:32:05 AM »
Loved the “💩” map. Newsom looked very pissed and uncomfortable.
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Spin Zone / Re: Happy Thanksgiving!
« on: November 26, 2023, 07:52:41 AM »
We ended up going to Fkg Cracker Barrell. Big feast planned at daughter’s but grandson came up with the flu. It was too late to get a Turkey so we headed out for Chinese, and they were closed! So Cracker Cracker it was.
Definitely miss turkey leftovers and turkey w/ mayonnaise sammich.
Definitely miss turkey leftovers and turkey w/ mayonnaise sammich.
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Rusty & Student Pilots / Re: Accelerated Instrument vs. regular
« on: November 17, 2023, 04:41:56 AM »However I’d caution you about the head movement necessary to reference ForeFlight on your knee and then scanning instruments. Sounds like vertigo waiting to happen if you’re in the soup.
Not to mention staring down at an approach plate on a knee pad, even for 3-4 seconds, you’ll deviant off your heading and/or altitude. I see it a lot with my instrument students, oops, excuse, “learners”. 😏
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Rusty & Student Pilots / Re: Accelerated Instrument vs. regular
« on: November 05, 2023, 06:26:40 PM »I second this although do you have to have GPS now to fly IFR? I never got certified but I learned it back in the days before GPS, had a sim and we had a panel in our first plane before GPS was even a thing. God I’m old. Hell when I first flew people didn't even use headsets. It’s one reason I’m so fucking deaf now.
Last I remember you didn’t have to have it but if it was in your panel you had to know how to use it. I bet it’s required now, aren’t they dismantling all the old navigation aids? Except ILS glide slopes?
I do a lot of instrument training and GPS is not required. You’re correct Rush, if it’s in your plane you better know how to use it. However without GPS you’re extremely limited. I have one guy who owns an older C172 equipped with old nav radios including DME. All we can do are VOR holds, VOR intersection holds, VOR approaches, localizer and ILS approaches. No radar approaches nearby, BHM just decommished their radar approaches.
I’m not a big fan of accelerated but realize they’re a solution for people who are restricted for time.
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Spin Zone / Re: Removing McCarthy as speaker?
« on: October 26, 2023, 06:32:22 AM »
The Dems don’t like him and are already attacking him. I like that!
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: October 21, 2023, 11:19:29 AM »I’ve already sent that one to my husband to alert him to that awful scam!
Rush you’re a “role model” wife! 🥴