Tranny Visibility Day!!

• So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

 

• Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

 

• Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

 

• I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.

 

• If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

 

• When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.  He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

 

• Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

 

• We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

 

• After watching how some people wore their masks I understand why contraception fails.

 

• For those of you who don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.

 

• I just got a present labeled, ‘>From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.

 

• Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctly…next week…Turn Signals.

 

• Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”  I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

 

• The pessimist complains about the wind.  The optimist expects it to change.  The realist adjusts his sails.

 

• There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator  Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

 

• Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

 

• I have many hidden talents.  I just wish I could remember where I hid them.

 

• If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.

 

• My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

 

• Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

 

• Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making.  It’s true.  I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.

 

• Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis.

 

• Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

 

• It’s weird being the same age as old people.

 

• We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages … Metamucil and Ensure.

 

• You know you’re over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen’.

 

• How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, when

    …the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two year, and

    …the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives over 200 years.

 

• I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise.  But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

 

• You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.

 

Well, why not. 

At this point RDS is shrinking, and Vivek is rising.   

This presents a larger problem to the establishment as the top two candidates are non establishment types.   

Look for an all out attack on Vivek at the Faux debate.

I sure wish we could have RR back.

Let’s take RFKJr as an example.  I’m going to guess Michael would not vote for him because he is “anti-vax”.  And he might assume I would vote for him because he is “ant-vax”.  Anti- vax is in quotes because RFKJr is not anti-vax, his problem is the vaccines aren’t tested enough and we are giving far too many unnecessary ones, and this may be having long term negative effects that are being blocked from being studied/acknowledged by the profit motive.

But that would be a wrong assumption. (The assumption that I like RFKJr because he is supposedly anti-vax.)  That is incorrect.  What I like about RFKJr’s anti-vax stance is that he is against forced vaccination.  It is his position on the role of government in vaccination, not his position on the science about vaccines, that I like.

If RFKJr were to favor using power of government to ban vaccines, I would be equally against that as I am against mandating vaccines.  I want to be free to get the polio vaccine, the smallpox vaccine, and even the Covid vax if I so desire. 

It’s not about the vax.  I don’t even buy that the clot shot actually causes clots.  I’m waiting for rational studies instead of a lot of anecdotal stories.  For me it’s all about government and it’s role in regulating my liberty.

I hear Hollywood is on strike.