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Spin Zone / Re: Climate Protesters Close Mass. Airport
« on: April 22, 2024, 08:23:02 AM »
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 22, 2024, 07:48:37 AM »
Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!"
Neighbors feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May's neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol' woman!!"
Neighbors feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May's neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
She replied, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."
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Spin Zone / Re: Climate Protesters Close Mass. Airport
« on: April 22, 2024, 04:41:43 AM »
Preventing people from taking off and disrupting normal aviation operations needs to come with felony charges.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 19, 2024, 05:08:49 AM »
A freshman college instructor reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
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Spin Zone / Re: Biden is a much worse threat to democracy than Trump
« on: April 02, 2024, 05:25:57 AM »6
Spin Zone / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: April 02, 2024, 02:31:41 AM »
It’s astounding how fast this country flipped from normal world to something where we elevate the abnormal on a national level to some kind of honored status where we get censored and persecuted if we don’t celebrate said abnormality.
It inverts the most basic biological reality of not just us but the whole animal kingdom and is the literal mechanism by which we continue on. “Heteronormativity” is now a pejorative.
It inverts the most basic biological reality of not just us but the whole animal kingdom and is the literal mechanism by which we continue on. “Heteronormativity” is now a pejorative.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: April 01, 2024, 03:55:20 PM »A confession.....
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Nina Capelli then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
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Spin Zone / DeSantis is out of GOP
« on: April 01, 2024, 05:27:07 AM »Quote
TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-kicked-out-of-republican-party-for-accomplishing-too-many-things
The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party.
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Spin Zone / Bragging a Little
« on: March 27, 2024, 06:50:36 AM »
My youngest grandson plays soccer. He is a junior in HS this year and has played on the Varsity team since he was a Freshman. In his Freshman year the team made the 6A semi-finals before losing. Last year they made it to the final before losing in OT after playing 36 minutes a man down.
This year, they are currently 16-0 overall and finished their region play last night with a 5-3 win in OT. The team they played last night was also 5-0 coming in to last night's game. Our boys were down 2-3 at the half and tied it up in the second half to send it to OT. They scored twice in the OT periods locking up the Region title. The three goals they gave up last night was the highest number they had given up all season.
They have two more games scheduled before the state playoffs begin on April 19th. They are going to play two 7A teams in the next couple of weeks. Their record should give them home field advantage in the playoffs. Hopefully they can take that last step and claim a state title this year.
This year, they are currently 16-0 overall and finished their region play last night with a 5-3 win in OT. The team they played last night was also 5-0 coming in to last night's game. Our boys were down 2-3 at the half and tied it up in the second half to send it to OT. They scored twice in the OT periods locking up the Region title. The three goals they gave up last night was the highest number they had given up all season.
They have two more games scheduled before the state playoffs begin on April 19th. They are going to play two 7A teams in the next couple of weeks. Their record should give them home field advantage in the playoffs. Hopefully they can take that last step and claim a state title this year.
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Spin Zone / Re: Key bridge
« on: March 26, 2024, 02:24:47 PM »The majority of stuff posted here should be in green.
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Spin Zone / Re: Key bridge
« on: March 26, 2024, 11:01:51 AM »
FJB did say he rode the train over that bridge many times.
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Spin Zone / Re: Key bridge
« on: March 26, 2024, 09:21:11 AM »
I saw online where a former aide already has testified that Trump grabbed the steering wheel and aimed the ship directly into the bridge.