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Spin Zone / Re: Mr Potato Head goes west
« on: March 03, 2021, 07:08:37 AM »
another one stolen from POA:


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Reminds me of the movie Demolition Man.

"All restaurants are now Taco Bell"

Anyone ever figure out how to use the seashells?

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Spin Zone / Re: Solar farms cause global warming
« on: February 22, 2021, 08:51:54 AM »
Just cover the solar panels with aluminum foil during the day to cut off the heating, and remove it at night when it's cooler.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: December 18, 2020, 04:00:14 PM »
**Special Notice**

Due to the current situation caused by the Corona Virus in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers of 55 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Member of Congress, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

~Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

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Spin Zone / Re: FAA Reviewing Whether Pilots Can Take COVID Vaccine
« on: December 12, 2020, 11:54:40 AM »
Fuck you Anthony!

(Premptive strike)

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Spin Zone / Re: General Flynn Pardoned
« on: December 08, 2020, 04:20:54 PM »
Sad that the judge demanded it come to this. 

Judges are not supposed to become the prosecutor.  Clear breach of separation of power.

One of the oldest jokes I know. What's the difference between God and a judge? God doesn't think he's a judge.

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Spin Zone / Re: Because this wouldn't stay unlocked for long on POA
« on: December 05, 2020, 06:34:58 AM »

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Spin Zone / Re: What will a Biden Administration Bring?
« on: November 04, 2020, 06:26:23 PM »

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Spin Zone / Re: God help us
« on: October 23, 2020, 02:55:55 PM »
I think Trump has been an excellent President.  I'm voting for him because he is TRUMP.

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Spin Zone / Re: Debate Take One
« on: October 01, 2020, 06:03:09 AM »
FUCK YOU!
I'm reminded of a two-year old throwing a temper tantrum when told by an adult that he can't have another cookie.

The Professor's world view is threatened.  He's realizing that everything he's been told is wrong and that just perhaps things really are as we say they are.  When someone has their deepest beliefs exposed as wrong, there typically is a period of anger, denial, lashing out, and general assholeness.  This is a good sign.  He's finally coming around.  Give him time and he'll become one of us. 

Professor, welcome to the light.  We know you're yearning to breathe free.  Cast off your yoke of oppression.  It really is much better when you think for yourself.

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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: September 15, 2020, 09:17:36 AM »

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Actually I heard the same thing that you posted from a morning talk radio guy who does NOT talk about unverified facts. Don’t retract yet.

You don’t think Pennsylvania could be fibbing, do you?  Of course not. It’s government. Why would they lie?


Did someone mention Pennsylvania?  I wonder what their health director Dr. "Rachel" Levine would say? 

IMAGE REMOVED FOR ANTI PUKE FEST REASONS.

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Spin Zone / Re: Mask Deniers
« on: May 22, 2020, 12:12:01 PM »
Because you lack stones. 

No, it's because I am mature enough that I can see it is wrong to risk the lives of kids and animals (not to mention my own) riding full blast at night on a road with potholes and tuk-tuks.  I see guys like you all the time.

Tim

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Spin Zone / Re: facial recognition vs face coverings
« on: May 03, 2020, 06:00:48 AM »


So, if tons of peeps start wearing Trump masks, what are the odds on “experts” deciding we don’t need masks after all?

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Spin Zone / Re: Time to Reopen the Country
« on: April 10, 2020, 02:07:53 PM »
Yeah, more important to make money even if it kills people.  Conservative mantra right there.
10 million people filed for unemployment benefits in the last two weeks, you heartless fucking cunt. Yea, for some people, making money is more important.

Grow the fuck up.

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