First one I missed in 9 years (other than COVID).

GDMFS, I hate missing it.

She would appear to be left-handed...minority hiring.

Unless she is right handed and did not know how to buy the correct holster.

Social media is addicting.

How many times a day do you check your online hangouts?

I do it way too many times a day.

I do not know if the .gov needs to regulate it, but I know I have to as a parent as best I can.  The problem is, kids find ways around the blocks I put in.  I know that it is supposed to be my job as a parent to keep my kids on the straight and narrow, but there are pitfalls everywhere online and in the real world.  It is hard.

42.
It took me 7.5 million years to compute that.

Without a government grant?  No one will believe your result.

Our schools teach cursive.  They stopped for a year or two when my son was in elementary school, but then restarted. 

Baton Rouge is a hell hole city.  It's been long named "The Bottleneck of the South".   Try driving through someday and you'll find out why.

I'm glad the city broke away, but they still have to deal with Louisiana.   Louisiana is run by democrats and RINO's.  Very corrupt.

Much of Louisiana is a third world country, with New Orleans being the biggest and ugliest shithole, and proudly run by democrats.

New Orleans.... City of 1000 smells...... most of them bad.