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Spin Zone / Re: Bragging a Little
« on: March 28, 2024, 04:54:14 AM »
Best of luck to your grandson and team. It’s great being a cheerleader for grandkids isn’t it!
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Spin Zone / Re: Key bridge
« on: March 26, 2024, 04:12:22 PM »FJB did say he rode the train over that bridge many times.
Been on that bridge a few times, and as mentioned, ain’t no train tracks there Joey! Ever notice when he speaks, er, mumbles, he has to interject his own experiences, or just tell a lie. 🙄
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 19, 2024, 01:40:19 PM »
Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions "We built the Parthenon you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 18, 2024, 04:27:44 AM »
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform.
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Eventually, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Eventually, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123," and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
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Spin Zone / Re: Joke Thread: Post 'em if ya got 'em
« on: March 18, 2024, 04:26:19 AM »
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Joe Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Joe Biden stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!
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Spin Zone / Re: Obama is no miracle. Obama is a curse upon America.
« on: March 05, 2024, 08:15:15 PM »I don't have the numbers, I have a FB friend that say Obama deports more illegals than Trump did. Don't know if that is due to 8 years vs 4 years or not.
He’s making up for it now!
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Spin Zone / Re: Trump trumps nit wit hayley in ND by 70.8%
« on: March 05, 2024, 03:11:42 PM »
I think they believe Trump will be locked up before November, and Haley can slide right on in. She recently purchased a multi-million dolla mansion on the SC coast, maybe Boeing bought it for her. Or?
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Spin Zone / Obama is no miracle. Obama is a curse upon America.
« on: March 05, 2024, 02:32:12 PM »
Interesting article. Comments especially.
Obama is sent by someone to destroy everything we love and value dearly- America, American exceptionalism, the U.S. Constitution, capitalism, Judeo-Christian values and secure borders.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/03/wayne-root-if-you-liked-my-story-trump/
Obama is sent by someone to destroy everything we love and value dearly- America, American exceptionalism, the U.S. Constitution, capitalism, Judeo-Christian values and secure borders.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/03/wayne-root-if-you-liked-my-story-trump/
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Spin Zone / Re: It's Super Tuesday....
« on: March 05, 2024, 07:31:11 AM »What will your scorecard read at the end of the day?Will Garvey beat pencil neck in California?
- Trump
- Haley
Isn’t that bitch Porter ahead of both Schitttthead and Garvey?
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Spin Zone / Re: This Is Causing Quite a Stir on X
« on: March 02, 2024, 06:49:06 PM »
Chemtrails generator malfunction.
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Spin Zone / Re: Mitch McConnell steps down
« on: February 29, 2024, 03:52:47 PM »
Dems already toying with not certifying Trump if he wins.
https://americanmilitarynews.com/2024/02/democrats-indicate-they-may-not-certify-trump-election-if-he-wins-report/
https://americanmilitarynews.com/2024/02/democrats-indicate-they-may-not-certify-trump-election-if-he-wins-report/
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Spin Zone / Re: What's Going on in Maricopa County, AZ?
« on: February 29, 2024, 03:49:47 PM »
Deep State doing what they do…..😡
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Spin Zone / Re: Trump’s advice to Australia
« on: February 19, 2024, 06:36:03 AM »
Most excellent! 😂
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Spin Zone / Re: Airplane related
« on: February 17, 2024, 02:22:04 PM »
Ghesh! Common sense eh Air Canada?
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Spin Zone / Re: 53 MM FOR ILLEGALS IN NY
« on: February 07, 2024, 04:32:52 PM »
Gretzky has endorsed Kevin McCarthy for the job! WTF is that about? Tweaking McCarthy?
In an unsurprising move, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has once again taken aim at his favorite target: Kevin McCarthy.
Following the news that Ronna McDaniel is stepping down after South Carolina primary Gaetz announced his “full endorsement” of McCarthy for RNC Chair, citing the position’s complete lack of actual responsibilities as its most attractive feature.
“I fully endorse Kevin McCarthy for RNC Chair. Kevin is well organized and a very high-revenue fundraiser. He will also be well-liked by the RNC Committee. The RNC Chair doesn’t make any policy decisions, set any agenda, or negotiate against Democrats, ever. Kevin would be terrific,” stated Gaetz.
The post Gaetz Strikes Again: Endorses McCarthy For RNC Chair, Celebrates Position’s Lack Of Responsibilities appeared first on The Pavlovic Today.
In an unsurprising move, Rep. Matt Gaetz, has once again taken aim at his favorite target: Kevin McCarthy.
Following the news that Ronna McDaniel is stepping down after South Carolina primary Gaetz announced his “full endorsement” of McCarthy for RNC Chair, citing the position’s complete lack of actual responsibilities as its most attractive feature.
“I fully endorse Kevin McCarthy for RNC Chair. Kevin is well organized and a very high-revenue fundraiser. He will also be well-liked by the RNC Committee. The RNC Chair doesn’t make any policy decisions, set any agenda, or negotiate against Democrats, ever. Kevin would be terrific,” stated Gaetz.
The post Gaetz Strikes Again: Endorses McCarthy For RNC Chair, Celebrates Position’s Lack Of Responsibilities appeared first on The Pavlovic Today.